Ah, bacon! The ultimate food thing. Bacon is good by itself, next to other things, in things, around things. A turkey and ham sandwich is just a sandwich; add bacon at it becomes a club sandwich, a very special sandwich that only you and certain members of an exclusive club gets to eat. Anyone can order a club sandwich but that's bacon for you, bringing democracy to exclusivity.
Bacon: it tastes like freedom!
Bacon is so awesome, we wrap it around steak. You'd think that steak is already at the top of the list of edible meats but add bacon to it and it soars even higher.
Bacon: it gives other foods the wings of angels!
The other day
Here are my contributions to that topic.
- Have more bacon
- Just add bacon
- Let's have bacon
- Bacon bacon bacon
#MakeSomeonesDayIn3Words (Is he going to keep tweeting about bacon? Who does he think he is, @JimGaffigan?)
- You're my friend
#MakeSomeonesDayIn3Words (Awww! That's sweet. And he's stopped tweeting about bacon. Finally!)
- Share my bacon
#MakeSomeonesDayIn3Words (Dammit! He's back on the bacon again!)
I recently came across something on Twitter that wrapped bacon around something I never thought of before. But before I get to that, let's look at this: from the website (I'm not making this up!) Republic of Bacon.Com, here are 25 things you can wrap bacon in.
1. Sea Scallops
2. A Whole Turkey
3. Water Chestnuts
9. Mexicano Hot Dogs
15. Jalapeno Poppers
16. Cocktail Weiners
18. Pesto Polenta
19. Cinnamon Rolls
22. Stuffed Apricots
25. Goat Cheese
A wide variety of things to wrap bacon in, from fruits to veggies, from sweets to meats and meat-like products. Granted even with the addition of bacon, some items on this list would still be hard for me to swallow. Asparagus? Yuck! If you gave me a choice between eating asparagus or being shot in the head, you would have to shoot me in the head. If you wrapped it in bacon, I would have to think it over.
Bacon: It could save you from being shot in the head!
But here's a picture that someone recently posted on Twitter, something new to wrap in bacon.