Science fiction weekend continues here on the ol' blog thing!
I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You is ready for another adventure into SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!
It's Doctor Who Is CLASSIC as we look back to the winter of 1982 with a tale starring Peter Davison as the Doctor.
Last month I wrote a blog post about Tom Baker's 2nd story as the Doctor, The Ark In Space. The TARDIS lands on an advanced space craft where alien shenanigans threaten humanity.
This post brings us to Peter Davison's 2nd story as the Doctor, Four to Doomsday. The TARDIS lands on an advanced space craft where alien shenanigans threaten humanity.
Oh the more things change, the more they stay the same.
To be fair, it is not the same story so let's get in the weeds and explore the 5th Doctor's second foray against an alient menace.
Four to Doomsday
by Terrance Dudley
The TARDIS appears in a vast and advanced spacecraft.
The Doctor, Nyssa, Adric and Teegan leave the TARDIS to explore this vessel... for reasons. (The plot says they need to.)
Look, Teegan is wondering why they're doing this. The Doctor promised to get her to Heathrow Airport so she can get to her airline attendant job.
The Doctor sees a strange spaceship and wants to satisfy his curiousity.
- Where did it come from?
- Where is it going?
- What is the purpose of this ship's journey?
- Who is watching them?
A hovering surveillance orb is tracking our curious visitors.
The TARDIS crew become separated with Adric and Nyssa poking around with sciency doo-dads and the Doctor and Tegan reaching the bridge where a rotund green-skinned alien introduces himself as Monarch, ruler of Urbanka, and his associates and fellow Urbankans are the Ministers of Enlightenment and Persuasion.
Monarch says the ship is heading towards Earth and is most interested in the current state of Earth civilization. Including what people are wearing.
Teegan sketches up a couple of fashion designs which are quite good. (This will not be the last surprising talent she displays in this story.)
Enlightenment and Persuasion change form to look like Tegan's sketches saving a lot of money on costumes and special effects.
Monarch magnaminously allows the Doctor and Teegan to continue to explore the ship (he's got his spy orb still following them) as they reunite to compare notes.
The Urbankan shop is home to four distinct human cultures represented on the vessel by a small group of humans:
- Ancient Greeks, the leader of whom is the philosopher Bigon
- Chinese Mandarins and their leader Lin Futu
- Princess Villagra and representatives of the Maya peoples
- Kurkutji and his tribesmen, of a very ancient Australian Aboriginal culture.
Teegan is able to comunicate with Kurkutji because she is Australian and of course she can speak the language of ancient Australian Aborigines.
Wait! Why does Teegan need to translate what Kurkutji is saying for the Doctor when the TARDIS translates languages?
Because we need to establish that Teegan is a useful companion with fashion design and language skills and not just a whiny rhymes with witch nagging ceaselessly to get to Heathrow Airport.
And I would appreciate it if you get off my back about it.
Sorry. Teegan's whining has my nerves kind of shot.
Anyway... where were we? Oh yeah, the plot.
The Urbankans have made periodic visits to Earth, collecting samples of humanity with each trip.
The Urbankans' homeworld is no longer habitable due to some shit going down with their sun.
With genetic samples of three billion Urbankans are stored on board, Monarch's ship is making it's final trip top Earth where they will arrive in four days to conquer....whoops! I mean, settle on the planet.
Wait! What was that?
Settle! Peaceful co-existence between the people of Earth and the Urbankans. Monarch sells his pitch that his intent is to help the people of Earth.
Adric buys this line of shit.
I may have been unfair to Teegan about her incessant whining when Adric is also a whiny irritant. He whines about being ignored, being outsmarted by Nyssa (who is just a girl!), having to put up with Teegan's whining and being dismissed by the Doctor.
Monarch sucks up to Adric, praising his intellect and his wisdom and damn it! That's all Adric needs to hear to think Monarch's a good guy who just wants to help people!
The Doctor knows better because he learns stuff:
- The humans aboard are not descendants of the original abductees, but are the original people taken from Earth and converted into androids.
- Monarch, Enlightenment and Persuasion are also androids.
- The Urbankans' homeworld was not destroyed by solar activity but ecological collapse after Monarch strip mined the planet for minerals to power his ship.
- Monarch has a delusion that he can prove he is in fact God.
- Monarch has developed a poison that will shrink organic life and will unleash it on Earth before he conquers the planet.
Well, that's a lot of bad shit that Monarch is up to.
But the Doctor still faces an uphill battle to convince Adric that Monarch is NOT a good guy.
Because Adric is an idiot. A whiny, irritating, useless idiot.
Geez! I am so tired.
Speaking of whiny...
Teegan has had enough of this shit and runs back to the TARDIS where she pounds away at the console, sobbing and screaming for this machine to take her away from all this.
It works... sort of.
The TARDIS materializes outside the Urbankan ship.
So another damn thing for the Doctor to sort out.
He sorts it out by throwing himself out an airlock and with the help of a cricket ball, he hurls himself towards the floating TARDIS. It's a cheesy BBC TV special effect but damn it is a bad ass moment for the Doctor.
The Doctor convinces the android humans to revolt against the Urbankans and when exposed to the poison intended for Earth, Monarch is reveal to NOT be an android but is still an organic being. So much for his delusions of godhood.
So Earth is saved! Hooray!
On board the TARDIS, Adric whines, Teegan whines and Nyssa collapses.
Wait! What?
The original idea was the Doctor would only have two companions, Adric and Tegan and Nyssa would be written out.
However, Peter Davison advocated for Nyssa to stay as she was the companion who was "most suited to his vision of the Doctor".
(Also she did not whine like Adric and Teegan.)
So Nyssa was retained but the next serial Kinda was written with only 2 companions so Nyssa had to be written out of that story with a technobabble condition that knocked her out.
It was not until season twenty's Arc of Infinity before we would see Nyssa's full potential as a companion that Peter Davison saw in her.
When I introduced Andrea to Four To Doomsday, she had this observation: "Teegan whines a lot!"
And Adric?
"He's worse!"
And Andrea likes everybody.
Adric and Teegan annoyed her.
She did enjoy Peter Davison's turn as the Doctor. Davison is alllowed some quirky character flourishes like making faces at the surveillance orb and snippily calling Adric a little idiot. Sadly some of this quirkiness would be eroded over time. I think producer John Nathan Turner wanted to remove any resemblance to Tom Baker's eccentricities.
FUN FACT: while Four To Doomsday was the second show of season 19, it was the first one shot.
The plot logic of Four To Doomsday can be a bit of a muddle but it does provide a good showcase for Peter Davison as the Doctor. And for all us classic series fans who bemoaned what a nuisance Adric and Teegan can be, this story leans real hard into that.
When Doctor Who Is CLASSIC next returns, we're back to Tom Baker as the Doctor and an epic serial that explores the origins of the Doctor's greatest enemies: Genesis of the Daleks!



