Part Three
Today we kick off my look back on Star Trek - The Original Series - Season Two.
Like I did with season one, I'm not doing a comprehensive list of the entire season.
There are some episodes I barely remember. ("Friday's Child")
And there were episodes that just plain stunk. (I'm looking at you, "The Omega Glory".)
The criteria is if I watched it, I remember watching it and I liked it, I'm going to put down some words about it.
We're going to start with "Amok Time".
This episode establishes some perplexing principles around the sex life of Mr. Spock.
- Spock does not get horny all that often.
- When he does, he gets SUPER HORNY!
- He will throw soup at you!
- And if he doesn't get laid, he will die!
Spock has entered a Vulcan phase of life called "Pon Farr"
No, Pon Farr, not Jamie Farr!
Anyway, Spock is all sorts of moody, cranky and some other 3rd thing and Dr. McCoy's diagnosis is if Spock don't get him some, he's gonna die.
To cure him of his Pan Farr, the Enterprise needs to get Spock back to Vulcan where he can hook up with his fiance, T'Pring.
T'Pring has other ideas.
T'Pring has been banging with a Vulcan dude named Stonn who T'Pring prefers to Spock and so wants to break off her engagement to Spock.
Which apparently involves a ritual combat known as the kal-if-fee. But instead of Stonn, T'Pring chooses another to combat Spock, Capt. Jim Kirk.
Caution: the kal-if-fee is to the death!
It is a ritual overseen by T'Pau, a renowned matriarch who inexplicably speaks in quasi Shakespearean/King James Biblical lingo.
"Thou hast made a challenge. Does thee accept?" Stuff like that.
And after several minutes of hot, sweaty, only as gay as you want it to be grappling, Spock kills Kirk.
SPOCK: Why the challenge, and why you chose my captain as your champion.
T'PRING: Stonn wanted me, I wanted him.
SPOCK: I see no logic in preferring Stonn over me.
T'PRING: You have become much known among our people, Spock. Almost a legend. And as the years went by, I came to know that I did not want to be the consort of a legend. But by the laws of our people, I could only divorce you by the kal-if-fee. There was also Stonn, who wanted very much to be my consort, and I wanted him. If your Captain were victor, he would not want me, and so I would have Stonn. If you were victor you would free me because I had dared to challenge, and again I would have Stonn. But if you did not free me, it would be the same. For you would be gone, and I would have your name and your property, and Stonn would still be there.
SPOCK: Logical. Flawlessly logical.
T'PRING: I am honoured.
SPOCK: Stonn. She is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
(Translation: this bitch be crazy and will make your life hell.)
Seriously bummed out that he killed the Captain and his friend, Spock returns to the Enterprise to find out Kirk is actually still alive.
Spock greets the news with the brightest, happiest smile you ever saw.
A smile that launched a thousand ships and a plethora of gay themed fact fiction.
Spock ❤ Kirk = Spork?
Hey, wasn't Spock supposed to get laid or the Jamie Farr Pon Farr would kill him?
Here's how Spock explains what happened.
SPOCK: When I thought I had killed the captain, I found I had lost all interest in T'Pring. The madness was gone.
WE ❤ SPORK!
For a race that extols the virtues of logic and science, Vulcans do seem to be caught up in a lot of rituals and superstitious nonsense.
Here is a partial list of media outlets with their assessments of "Amok Time".
- 1996: TV Guide ranked "Amok Time" No. 2 on its list of the 10 best Star Trek episodes.
- 2012: The A.V. Club ranked this episode as one of top ten "must see" episodes of the original series.
- 2018: Collider ranked this episode the second best original series episode.
- 2019: CBR ranked this episode as one of the top 8 most memorable episodes of the original Star Trek.
- 2024: Hollywood.com ranked Amok Time at number 7 out of the 79 original series episodes.
- 2026: Me, I would probably rank "Amok Time" in my Top 10 original Star Trek stories.
Over a 30 year span, it does seem that "Amok Time" stands the test of time.
Next up on review of Star Trek season 2 is "The Changeling"
Nomad is a device of nearly unlimited power that has taken 4 billion lives in the Malurian star system and is on endless quest to exterminate all biological infestations.
And only the Enterprise stands in it's way.
Nomad elects not to destroy the ship and crew because it detects it's "Creator" is on board.
NOMAD: You are the creator, the Kirk. The sterilisation procedure against your ship was unnecessary.
KIRK: What sterilisation procedure?
NOMAD: You are the Kirk, the creator. You programmed my function.
MCCOY: Tell me what your function is.
NOMAD: My function is to probe for biological infestations, to destroy that which is not perfect. I am Nomad
What the hell is going on? Well, here's the deal, sparky.
Nomad started off a deep space probe created by Dr. Jackson Roykirk and launched from Earth in the 21st century. Contact with the probe was lost and it was presumed the probe had been destroyed.
What happened is the Earth probe encountered an alien probe and the two devices merged giving us the Nomad now roaming the halls of the Enterprise. Nomad has the power to destroy worlds and has used it too.
And that devastating power is held in check by Nomad's perception of Capt. Jim Kirk as it's creator, Dr. Jackson Roykirk.
Kirk's control over Nomad is hardly complete and as Nomad roams around the ship, curious about these biological organisms his creator allows to infest this vessel.
Nomad attacks Uhura, draining her memories.
Scotty lunges to protect Uhura from this menace* and winds up getting killed by Nomad for his trouble.
Don't worry, Uhura and Scotty will get better.
Kirk's losing his leash on an increasingly unstable Nomad. If he can't figure out how to stop Norad here and now, it will destroy the Enterprise and continue on it's merry way, killing planets.
It's time for that classic Star Trek trope: Kirk turns a computer against itself.
Nomad's mission: sterilize imperfections without exception.
Kirk points out that Nomad itself is imperfect.
1) Nomad made a mistake thinking Captain Kirk is its true creator Jackson Roykirk.
2) He has not sterilized itself as an imperfect thing.
Nomad starts sparking and buzzing from all the contradictions it's forced to calculate. The Enterprise crew beams the metal menace into space where it 'SPLODES!
"The Changeling" is not a great episode and credulity is mightily strained in order to cobble together a raisin d'etre for Kirk's control over Nomad.
But the idea of a Earth space probe merging with an alien probe to become a stronger, more powerful and incredibly dangerous thing was good enough to use again.
Rounding out today's post is "Mirror, Mirror".
Some cosmic hoo-doo causes the transporter to go kablooey and sends Kirk, McCoy, Scotty & Uhura to swap places with their counterparts in another universe.
An evil universe.
A universe of evil.
We know it's evil because Spock has a goatee.
It's like how can tell in Community if it's regular good ol' Abed or the Evil Abed from the Darkest Timeline.
Evil Abed has a goatee... of EVIL!
Anyway, back to Star Trek...
So Kirk, McCoy, Scotty & Uhura have to navigate an Enterprise where treachery, torture and murder is just the way things are. Kirk has to tap dance as fast as he can to keep anyone from realizing he's not Evil Kirk without actually killing anyone.
Meanwhile Scotty is skulking about trying to reverse engineer the cosmic hoo-doo that sent them to this fascist porn flick and send them back to their Enterprise.
Evil Spock might be evil but he's still Spock and too damn smart not to realize that something, as the humans say, is up.
Uhura is fending off advances from Evil Sulu and damn, girl! Uhura can hold her own on the Evil Enterprise.
Scotty is able to technobabble a solution to their predicament but time and resources are tight so nothing can go wrong.
Something goes wrong: Evil Spock confronts our intrepid quartet at the same time Evil Sulu tries to stage a mutiny. There's a fruckus in which Evil Spock is severely injured. Even though the window for getting out of this godforsaken universe is about the close, McCoy insists on staying to save Evil Spock's life.
This moment of compassion compels Evil Spock to help the four escape and promises Kirk that perhaps there is a better, more logical way than serving the evil empire.
Back on their Enterprise, Kirk, McCoy, Scotty & Uhura discover that their evil counterparts were immediately exposed and detained.
SPOCK: It was far easier for you as civilised men to behave like barbarians, than it was for them as barbarians to behave like civilised men. I assume they returned to their Enterprise at the same time you appeared here.
KIRK: Probably. However, that Jim Kirk will find a few changes, if I read my Spocks correctly.
MCCOY: Jim, I think I liked him with a beard better. It gave him character. Of course almost any change would be a distinct improvement.
KIRK: What worries me is the easy way his counterpart fitted into that other universe. I always thought Spock was a bit of a pirate at heart.
SPOCK: Indeed, gentlemen. May I point out that I had an opportunity to observe your counterparts here quite closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilised, treacherous, In every way, splendid examples of homo sapiens, the very flower of humanity. I found them quite refreshing.
KIRK: I'm not sure, but I think we've been insulted.
If you are from an evil universe and wanna be sure no one confuses you with your lame, pathetic "good" counterpart, you can use this:
Your Evil Abed Insta-Goatee!
Neither Star Trek nor Star Trek: The Next Generation would revisit the so-called Mirror Universe again.... at least on TV. There's a ton of tie-in books, comics and stuff.
But the Mirror Universe would be revisited on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Hell, they installed a frickin' revolving door to the place.
And the MIrror Universe would be instrumental to some plot points in Star Trek: DIscovery.
OK, that is that for this week's look back at the second season of Star Trek, the original series.
Next week, we will continue this retrospective with another implacable machine of DEATH, more back story for Mr. Spock AND Capt. Kirk.
And if we have time: Tribbles!
Live long and prosper, y'all!
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TREK meets TREK!
It's another edition of the Dropping Names as Jonathan Frakes and Brent Spiner sit down for a chat with William Shatner.
I know you're all excited that Riker and Data chat with Kirk about cool stuff.
It's better described as two old guys talk with another even older guy about old guy stuff.