Last week, I did a Movie Time post on a movie type thing that was suppose to be a TV series, Good Omens 3: The Finale.
Well, looks like we're doing it again.
As we venture off to a galaxy far, far away....
As we follow an armored warrior and his young protege to bring evil doers to justice....
As we write another blog post of...
It's Movie Time!
Directed by Jon Favreau and starring (mostly/kind of/sort of) Pedro Pascal, it's The Mandalorian and Grogu.
Andrea really wanted to see the erstwhile "baby Yoda" on the big screen.
The movie is just like the Mandalorian TV show but it's bigger, louder and I can't fucking turn on the closed captioning.
The bounty hunter Din Djarin, also known as the Mandalorian, and his foundling Grogu work having a steady gig going with the New Republic, hunting down Imperial warlords.
Commander Ward has a new warlord in the crosshairs of the New Republic, the mysterious Commander Coin. No one knows where he is or what he even looks like.
It seems, however, the Hutt Twins have some intel they will share.
In exchange for someone rescuing their dear nephew Rotta, son of Jabba the Hutt.
Ward's mission is for Din Djarin to do just that.
So it's SOP for the Mandalorian. To do one thing (capture Coin), he needs to do another thing (save Rotta). There never seems to be a straight line between points A and B for Din Djarin.
So it's off into space with a new Razor Crest ship to the planet Shakari where the Mandalorian finds out Rotta has been consripted by the crime lord Janu to fight in his gladiator games.
Unlike super blobby Jabba, Rotta is one jacked Hutt.
Rotta is also one reluctant Hutt. He doesn't want to go back home. Aunt and Uncle Hutt aren't concerned for his safety. They want to kill him themselves and take over Jabba's criminal empire.
And he's actually enjoying the gladiator games. Rotta gets to kick butt to the approving roar of the crowd.
Din Djarin discovers that Janu has no intention of letting that go on and has arranged for Rotta's next match to end in Rotta's death.
So....
Either the Mandalorian does NOT rescue Rotta and he dies due to Janu's treachery.
Or...
The Mandalorian DOES rescue Rotta and he still dies due to the Hutt Twins' treachery.
But Din Djarin catches a break and discovers Janu is Commander Coin.
So that'll save a step, eh?
In a knock down drag out battle with a bunch of alien beasties, the Mandalorian and Grogu (who has gotten really good with using the force) rescue Rotta and capture Coin and everyone returns to the New Republic base.
Ward isn't happy. The Hutt twins will be pissed.
The Mandalorian doesn't care. The ultimate objective was to find and capture Coin and he did that.
So there!
But....
The Hutt Twins are indeed pissed and things go very badly for Din Djarin.
Captured by the Hutts, stripped of his helmet (Hey! Pedro Pacal IS under there!) and cast into a pit with a very large (AND poisonous) white snake (like the goddam King Kong of snakes), can the Mandalorian survive his ordeal?
Can Grogu save the his mentor, his erstwhile father, from certain death?
The rest of the film is the Mandalorian's struggles to take survive and take down the Hutt Twins and kill them.
They saw him without his helmet. They must die!
And rules are rules, man!
And Grogu is charming (and so CUTE!) as he wordlessly flits about doing various Force tricks to keep his daddy alive.
Din Djarin may think he's a protective dad for the little baby Yoda but Grogu spends as much time saving the Mandalorian from shit. Sometimes Grogu has the nearly exasperated expression that he's gotta step in and save Din Djarin's ass again.
Ward shows up with a New Republic squadron to take on the Hutt Twins's forces to give us a good ol' fashioned Star Wars dogfight. Stuff blows up real good!
Everything wraps up with the Mandalorian on the Razor Crest teaching Grogu how to drive. That's so cute!
The "It's That Person Who Was In That Thing" Department
Wait! I did NOT see Martin Scorsese in the opening credits, did I? Yes. Yes I did.
The legendary film director provides the voice of Hugo Turant, an alien shopkeeper on Shakari who would really like to just keep running his business and NOT lose his head so he really wishes the Mandalorian would stop busting his balls for intel on what's going on.
NERD CRUSH ALERT! From the Alien franchise and Ghostbusters and Galaxy Quest, it's Sigourney Weaver as Commander Ward of the New Republic.
There has been some criticism that The Mandalorian and Grogu was nothing more than episodes of the TV series strung together for a movie. Nothing of significance or importance happens.
I beg to differ: The Mandalorian teaches Grogu how to drive.
One reviewer I saw observed that maybe the episodic sructure is the point. After all, the original Star Wars also had an episodic plot structure designed to emulate classic movie serials.
Basically, The Mandalorian and Grogu provides some good ol' dumb fun in service to kick ass action sequences with weird alien monsters.
As best I could see.
I will make the complaint that with so many sequences taking place at night or in a cave or in a cave at night, this movie can be bloody hard to see.
The movie has a distinctive soundtrack from composer Ludwig Göransson who provided music for the TV series. Göransson uses some classic symphonic bombast coupled with proto-Western themed music cues as well as some kooky 1980's style electronic music.
SIDE NOTE: Is that really Pedro Pascal as Din Djarin AKA The Mandalorian?
Well, it's his voice so that's consistent but the body on screen is sometimes Brendan Wayne or Lateef Crowder who both get screen credits for their role in bringing the Mandalorian to life.
All in all, I do agree that The Mandalorian and Grogu is perhaps too lacking in depth and importance to be brought from our TV sceens to movie screens. But it is a solid outing of action and adventure. It's fun and stuff blows up real good!
And Grogu is just TOO! DAMN! CUTE!!!







