Today's post is about the end of Good Omens.
Shouldn't this be a Tuesday TV Touchbase and not a Movie Time post?
With writer Neil Gaiman's reputation shredded by salacious sex scandals, the powers that be, the BBC and Amazon MGM, have elected to cut their losses and end the Good Omens saga with a single long form special.
So let's call it a "movie"....
And I'm going to deal with it here.
It's... Movie Time!
Working from a script by Neil Gaiman, Michael Marshall Smith and Peter Atkins (based on a story by Gaiman), Good Omens 3: The Finale is directed by Rachel Talalay. Which is a good omen (pun stumbled into, not intended) as Talalay is one of my favorite directors.
But what can even a considerable talent as Rachel Talalay do with a story that was intended for a series but has been condensed into 90 minutes?
I will start by saying that we watched this movie special about a week after it dropped. Andrea was worried about spoilers.
So what is going on?
Aziraphale is in his Heaven and is in charge...ish.
But first... the Bentley.
Aziraphale: "Our car!"
Crowley: "My car!"
Aziraphale confronts Brian Cameron in a game of competetive crosswords and recovers the precious Bentley.
It's kind of a badass move in a very Aziraphale sort of way.
Meanwhile...
Where pray tell is Jesus?
He's befriended a retired street hustler named Harry the Fish who has taught the Son of God how to play 3 Card Monte.
Jesus hits the streets to deliver endlessly regenerating pizza and to share and heal the pain of the people he meets.
SIDE RANT: I haven't heard the expected complaints from thin skinned Christians about the inclusion of Jesus. Could it be they're embarrassed that this Jesus is actually acting like Jesus should be and not a gun toting MAGA head ready to fight against open borders.
Aziraphale and Crowley get side tracked from their quest for Jesus by the missing angels case in Heaven with two more angels being POOFED out of existence.
It seems archangel Michael has the Book of Life and she's disposing of angels and what not as she rips out pages and tosses them into the Eternal Flames.
She rips out and burns the page with Canada?!?! NOOO!!! We like Canada!
Aziraphale does something truly horrible: he forgives Michael.
She burns the rest of the book. Crowley is able to recover only 1 page.
The page for Aziraphale's book shop.
Aziraphale and Crowley and this book shop is all that is left of existence.
Also Satan.
And God.
Well, this is an opportunity to set some things straight and maybe actually get some answers for God, she of the ineffable plan that's been flummoxing Aziraphale and Crowley since season 1.
Crowley demands of God, “Why make people and then punish them for behaving like people? Humans are going to human. They are born into a world that is against them in a thousand different ways. And they devote most of their energy to making things worse. Where you’ll find the real grace and the real heart-stopping evil is right inside the human mind.”
As I write this post, I can't seem to remember what God said in response to Crowley's inquiry and I didn't include it in my notes.
She probably said something... ineffable.
I suppose I could go look it up or watch that scene again but this post has gone on too long as it is.
What I do remember is that God gives them the opportunity to choose what they want.
They respond to this offer with a request: they want God to remake the universe, to start over from scratch but without angels.
Or demons.
Or Heaven or Hell.
Or Satan or even God herself,
No ineffable plan.
God points out this plan would mean Aziraphale and Crowley would no longer exist.
They understand that.
God says "sure, why not?" and Aziraphale and Crowley vanish into nothingness.
So there's a big bang and yada, yada, yada, 13.5 billion years later, we find ourselves on Earth in the present day.
And a cozy little book shop in downtown London.
Where the shop's owner Asa Fell meets Professor Anthony Crowley, author and astrophysicist.
They get along so fabulously well and they go on their first date, dinner at a local cafe.
An establishment filled with faces that look familiar. No demons or angels here. Just people living their lives.
Twenty years after that fateful encounter and first date, Fell and Crowley are married and living together in a cottage.
They're sitting outside under blankets, enjoying delicious cocoa and pondering the stars above them.
Asa Fell wonders if there is anything beyond the universe.
Anthony Crowley isn't particularly keen on that concept.
Because he has everything he ever wanted.
And we reach... the end.
Well, did we enjoy that? Or simply survive it?
While we gather out thoughts, let's taken a moment to look at some...
Doctor Who Connections
Director Rachel Talalay has directed such Doctor Who epics as...
- "Dark Water" (2014)
- "Death in Heaven" (2014)
- "Heaven Sent" (2015)
- "Hell Bent" (2015)
- "World Enough and Time" (2017)
- "The Doctor Falls" (2017)
- "Twice Upon a Time" (2017)
- "The Star Beast" (2023)
Brian Cameron the gangster is played by Sean Pertwee who is the son of Jon Pertwee who was the 3rd Doctor on Doctor Who.
Satan is played by Toby Jones who was the sinister Dream Lord in "Amy's Choice"
Derek Jacobi was Metatron and was also in Doctor Who as another character beginning with "M", the Master in "Utopia".
Henry the Fish, Mark Addy was in "The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos" at the end of Jodie Whittaker's first season as the Doctor. And I do understand if you don't remember that.
And I understand Crowley himself, David Tennant, has some modest connections to Doctor Who.
Now on the matter of Good Omens 3: The Finale.
As Aziraphale would want us to, let's start with some positivity.
Any time spent with David Tennant and Michael Sheen is a good time and bless them for making a valiant effort to hold this thing production together.
But damn if Good Omens 3: The Finale isn't quite the rickety contraption.
Originally Good Omens 3 was to be a 6 episode season. Compressed to 90 minutes, the seams do show. It feels like certain characters and things were meant to be more of thing.
- Brian Cameron and his daughter Misty.
- Harry the Fish.
- Jesus as a street preacher.
- Even Archangel Michael who was the catalyst for what appears to be a plot.
All of these elements felt like they were supposed to be more important. The result is this 90 minute special feels less like a coherent "movie" and more like a clip show congealing into incoherence.
I suppose the ending holds some merit with Aziraphale and Crowley uniting with a common purpose one last time to save the human race from the machinations of the hosts of heaven and hell and while that action ends in their destruction, at least they met they dissolution together.
And the universe may have something resembling a happy ending for them after all in the form of Asa Fell and Anthony Crowley.
They are not Aziraphale and Crowley, are they? So does it count, this Asa and Anthony as a happy ending for Aziraphale and Crowley?
As Aziraphale would want us to, I will err on the side of positivity and joy and say yes it does.
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If all goes according to plan, next week's Movie Time will spotlight another TV series morphing into a movie.
Andrea really wants to see The Mandolorian & Grogu.
Well... this is the way.



