Trapped in a world he was not designed to cope with, Dave-El (the true Kryptonian name of alleged Earth creature David Long) writes about comics, Doctor Who, Star Trek, politics, the absurdity of the human condition and whatever other nonsense that befuddles his unbalanced mind.
This is.... I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU!
Well, it's been a minute since I posted about a western about these here movie bloggin' parts, hombre.
So get ready to reach for your shootin' irons, ya mangy varmit.
'Cause I a reckon...
It's....Movie Time!
Original released on June 23, 1950, It's The Gunfighter directed by Henry King and starring Gregory Peck.
We've covered the work of Gregory Peck before in Gentleman's Agreement. There the enemy was anti-semitism.
Here, the enemy is any young punk who aims to take out the fastest, deadliest gunfighter in the West.
Meet Jimmy Ringo, famous throughout the West as the fastest gunfighter there is.
Which makes him the target of every eager gunslinger who wants to make their rep as "the man who shot Ringo".
Idling into a saloon to rest a spell and have a drink, a weary Ringo would rather not have to prove his rep.
A cowboy named Eddie is young, reckless and stupid enough ti think maybe Mr. Ringo should.
Eddie draws first but Jimmy Ringo is faster. He shoots and kills Eddie.
Now every damn body in the saloon saw...
Jimmy Ringo minding his own damn business.
Eddie NOT minding his.
Ringo giving this kid every chance not to do something stupid.
Eddie drew first.
Ringo shot him in self defense.
Nonetheless Eddie's three brothers reckon they need to take revenge against Ringo
Ringo rides out of town while the brothers follow in pursuit.
So Ringo rides to the town of Cayenne and settles into a corner of the local saloon.
Marshall Mark Strett moseys into the bar to have a chat with Jimmy Ringo. Strett and Ringo are friends going aways back but Strett still suggests Ringo needs to be on his way.
His mere presence has a way of causing trouble.
Ringo is of a mind not to leave Cayenne anytime soon. He aims to see his wife Peggy and their son. It's been 8 years and Ringo wants to set things right.
Strett says that Peggy has gotten on with her life and may not want see Ringo.
Meanwhile, there are those plotting against Jimmy Ringo.
Local merchant Jerry Marlowe who blames Ringo for killing his son.
And local thug Hunt Bromley who, like Eddie, is another young stupid punk aiming to be "the man who shot Ringo".
And speaking of Eddie...
His three brothers are closing in on the gunslinger, having learned he's in Cayenne.
What happens next is... well, not a whole lot, a lot of talking and waiting but the tension is palpable as the clock ticks and tocks the minutes by as the vengeful brothers draw nearer to Cayenne but Ringo holds his ground, determined to reconcile with his wife and spend time with his son.
Marlowe's revenge plot is stymied without RIngo having to kill him. Ringo swears to Marlowe he did not kill his son. It's Ringo's curse to remember every man he has ever killed and Marlowe's son was not among that number.
Mark Strett and his deputies intercept and arrest Eddie's brothers.
Peggy does relent to meet with Ringo who wants her to come with him to California or South America where he can leave his gunslinging life behind him. Peggy is almost amenable to the idea but just not right now. If Ringo can stay out of trouble for a year, she might consider it.
Then Hunt Bromley makes his move, successfully getting the drop on Jimmy Ringo by shooting him in the back.
Strett beats the unholy crap out of Bromley then sends him the hell out of Cayenne.
It won't be long before "the man who shot Ringo" will meet his own lonely and deadly fate by the gun of another young punk looking to make a name for himself.
The Gunfighter was loosley based on the alleged exploits of an actual western gunfighter named Johnny Ringo, a distant cousin of the outlaw Younger family and enemy of Doc Holliday and the Earp brothers.
The original ending had Marshall Strett arrest Hunt Bromley but studio chief Darryl F. Zanuck was extremely unhappy with this resolution. So the ending was re-written to have Brumley exiled and living with same gunfighter's curse that claimed Jimmy Ringo.
The studio hated Gregory Peck's period authentic mustache. But by the time they found out about it, too much of the film had been shot and it was too late to have him shave it and do reshoots.
When The Gunfighter underperformed at the box off, Spyros P. Skouras, head of production at Fox, told Peck "That mustache cost us millions".
I guess audiences wanted their Westerns to have less mustache and more shoot 'em up action. While The Gunfighter does have bursts of violence at the beginning and the end, most of the film is relatively quiet, contemplative even but fraught from the building tension from the action that's NOT happening but could if and when time runs out.
The Gunfighter hangs on the powerful performance by Gregory Peck, the archetype of the grizzled gunslinger who is incredibly proficient at what he does but living under the weight of remembering everyone he's ever killed and the incessant clock that reminds him his time is finite.
Variations of the tale of Jimmy Ringo have played out in a lot of subsequent films, relegating the plot to an overworn trope, a cliche. Hell, it's a story ripe for parody in Gene Wilder's Waco Kid in Blazing Saddles.
But The Gunfighter did it first and with a strong story, direction and cast, perhaps did it best.
Alas we are still grieving the loss of Anthony Stewart Head who passed away last week at age 72.
Today's edition of Your Friday Video Link provides some examples of Mr. Head's incredible talents.
We'll start with Anthony Stewart Head as Rupert Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer barely tolerating the teenagers in his midst.
(My favorite bit starts at 3:07.)
Giles was mostly a nebbish book worm nerd but in the role as Buffy's Watcher, serving as her mentor, guardian and trainer, he could demonstrate surprising traits and skills.
Like turning into a bad ass motherfucker who will kill you if you cross him.
Or singing!
Next up: Giles sings Free Bird!
And for the Doctor Who fans, the Doctor confronts Mr. Finch!
More of Mr. Head playing the bad guy from Ted Lasso.
Anthony Head as the romantic lead....in a coffee commercial?
There was a whole series of these where Anthony's character has a meet cute with this beautiful woman and over various dates (that involved coffee, of course), their relationship evolves and grows into true love... for each other.... and for coffee.
Anthony Stewart Head was quite the predigious and versitile talent and he will be missed.
Today's comic book post is wibbly wobbly timey wimey.
The post is happening in June.
For a book I bought in April.
That came out in February.
The book is the New History of the DC Universe: The Dakota Incident #1.
Spinning out of the pages of Mark Waid's New History of the DC Universe, this special recounts an heretofore untold moment in DC history, where a murder leads to an all-out war between the U.S. government and the heroes of Dakota City!
What in the world is Dakota City?
Dakota City is the central locale for the heroes of the Milestone Comics imprint?
And what in the world is Milestone Comics?
Milestone Comics, an off shoot of Milestone Media.was launhed in 1993 by a coalition of African-American artists and writers, such as Dwayne McDuffie, Denys Cowan, Michael Davis, Derek T. Dingle and Christopher Priest.
The Milestone books were published and distributed by DC Comics. The line began with four titles:
Hardware
Icon
Blood Syndicate
Static
Static was the best known of these features, gaining an animated series called Static Shock produced by Bruce Timm as part of the DC Animated Universe. Batman and the John Stewart Green Lantern made guest appearances.
Due to various escalating pressures hitting the comic industry in the late 1990's, Milestone Comics was shuttered in 1997. But the characters were not forgotten. In 2008, the Milestone Universe and characters were revived and merged into the DC Universe proper.
Static joined the Teen Titans
Static, Icon, Rocket and Hardware appeared in the Young Justice TV series
Static got a new solo series as part of the New 52 launch in 2011 but only lasted 8 issues.
The new special retells the history of Dakota City and its citizens within the reborn timeline of the mainline DC universe.
Dakota City's Big Bang and the birth of the "Bang Babies", the super powered denizens of the city, were first glimpsed in New History of the DC Universe #3. That same issue also mentions the disappearance of the Dakota City heroes.
So what happened to them?
This story fills the gap between the "original" Dakotaverse events and the current DC continuity, explaining why its characters never appeared between the DC Rebirth and All In eras.
Things start to go bad for Dakota City with the murder of Edwin Alva, a man with a reputation as a philanthropic genius and the savior of Dakota City.
Alva was not as good a man as his pubic persona would suggest. He was also in deep and dirty with the U.S. government's Superman Project.
The Dakato City super hero Hardware is framed for Alva's murder.
Which gives President Lex Luthor the excuse to-
Wait! Did I say "President Lex Luthor"? Yes. Yes I did.
It was a thing. More on that thing later in the post.
Where was I?
Alva's murder gives President Lex Luthor the excuse to send in troops as well as a contingent of Amanda Waller's Suicide Squad to take control of Dakota City and seize it's metahuman population.
Any similarities to the real world and events in Minneapolis, MN under the Trump administrations is just a coincidence. WINK!
I couldn't also help but draw comparisons to historitcal accounts of white men marauding into black communities to engage in violence and wipe them off the map. Click here for my post on that subject.
Dakota City has no intention to capitulate to President Luthor and his invading forces and chaos ensues.
The Big Three from the Justice League (Superman, Batman & Wonder Woman) intervene to broker something of a truce.
The brokered peace between Luthor and the heroes of Dakota City results in those heroes retreating from public life.
It is a bad deal but it's the best the heroes can do to protect their city and their loved ones from Luthor's sinister agenda.
And Lex Luthor may be the President but he can't stop being Lex Luthor. He not so subtly lets Static know that he's really Virgil Hawkins and Lex knows where his family lives.
Nice family Virgil has; shame if something happened to them.
Some time after these events, tired of the oppression of Dakota City, Virgil asserts himself to stand up and have Static return to save his city.
New History of the DC Universe: The Dakota Incident #1 can be a complex read if you're not completely up to speed on these Milestone characters but it does present a compelling and seriously relevant narrative.
NOW....
President Lex Luthor?
Yeah, that is a thing that actually happened in the DC Universe.
Back in the year 2000, while the real United States was grappling with the question of Al Gore (Dull!) or George W. Bush (Dullard!) for President, Americans in the DC Universe had a 3rd option: Lex Luthor.
And I'll be damned but the storyline running in the Superman titles had the son of a bitch WIN!
And the rest of the DC line had to follow along.
Lex made it to the White House!
He asked for the Oval Office to be steam cleaned as the previous occupant left it smelling like pork rinds.
Also the semen stains.
President Luthor? Superman was SO happy about that.
Well, I'm glad this is just comic books! I mean, there is NO WAY in real life we would let a narcissistic criminal sociopath become President of the United States, am I right?
As I noted earlier, Lex Luthor can't stop being Lex Luthor and he got up to some bad shit. Superman and Batman were about to bust him for it but President Lex got them designated as enemies of the state.
Don't worry. Superman and Batman came out on top and Lex Luthor got his ass impeached!
Hey, did you know that if you do let a narcissistic criminal sociopath become President of the United States, you don't have to put up with it? They can be impeached for doing bad shit! Did you know? Did you know? Huh?
A sleek starship plummets through space against the tableau of rhe Horse Head Nebula. The ship is falling towards a planet with a thick cloudy atmosphere.
On the bridge of this ship, all is chaos with explosions and crackling electricity. The Captain of the ship assesses the damage and she's not feeling very positive at the moment.
"Both engines failed, and the storm-gate's critical!
The ship is going down!
Christmas is cancelled!"
And thus begins "A Christmas Carol", the Doctor Who holiday special written by Steven Moffatt that aired on Christmas Day 2010.
Which was 16 years ago? Wow! I didn't realized it had been that long.
With the declaration of "Christmas is cancelled!" began what may be the best Doctor Who Christmas special ever, a twisty, fun and entertaining adventure. My family likes to watch this special every year at Christmas.
Doctor Who was in it's prime, more popular than ever. The show survived the loss of fan favorite David Tennant with new fan favorite Matt Smith.
Unfortunately in 2026, "Christmas is cancelled!" echoes like the somber dirge of a funeral bell.
Yesterday, the BBC announced it would not be moving forward with the Christmas special for 2026.
And furthermore, Doctor Who will no longer have Russell T Davies at the helm.
Davies and his Bad Wolf production company will no longer be making Doctor Who. BBC will be putting Doctor Who out to competitive tender – where production companies pitch to make the show – later this year.
Here's more from the BBC's statement: “This decision was not taken lightly, and we know it will be disappointing for fans, but in order to set the show up for future series, it was decided that rather than bridge the gap with a one off special, we are choosing to push forward to invest in the long-term future of the show which ensures that when the TARDIS lands once more, it does so in all its glory."
Davies took to Instagram shortly afterwards with his own statement: “And so GOODBYE from me to Doctor Who but HELLO to a big new future for the show, as the BBC announces it’s putting the show out to tender."
“As a result, there won’t be a Christmas Special - we only cooked that up to guarantee a future when no one knew what would happen, but now we do know, there’s no need for it. You’ll have to wait a bit longer for new Doctor Who… but you’ll be waiting for MORE Doctor Who than a one-off. So it’s worth it!”
“Now I’m as excited as anyone to see what comes next! Will they keep the theme tune? Will they lose the blue box? Will they bring back the Drahvin?! It’s all up for grabs, which is so Doctor Who, exciting and unpredictable and new! Here comes the future, vworp vworp.”
None of this is a complete surprise to me. There were reports last month that the Doctor Who Christmas special might not be happening. Li'l ol' me, looking from the outside in, pondered there was TOO much uncertainty with the franchise.
Never mind WHO was going to be the Doctor, there was the no small matter of who was going to run the show. After the debacle of the Disney+ series, did the BBC trust Russell T Davies to run the show after that?
It seemed like the whole idea of a 2026 Christmas special seemed like a pipe dream to me and RTD pretty confirmed it was.
It makes more sense for the BBC to commit resources to a whole new series with fresh leadership at the top. And making those kind of decisions will take time to make them wisely.
There is some speculation from some quarters who do not completely trust the BBC to move forward and fear this cancellation goes beyond the special.
Me, I will choose to err on the side of positivity and take them at their word.
Will we ever get an answer to what THIS was all about?
"Christmas is cancelled!"
Yeah and I'm kind of sad about that.
But let's hope the short term loss of that single special will lead to a long term gain for Doctor Who to be a viable series once more.
This past Saturday, Andrea and I made our inaugural 2026 visit to the Burmil Park Communal Bath Tub Swimming Pool for the summer season.
It was, I suppose, a nice day for it. The weather was hot but not too hot. Some of the kids and worse still some of the adults were a bit too boisterous for me.
It interfered with favorite pool activity: standing there.
I can't swim so mostly, I just... stand there.
Occassionally, if I'm feeling frisky, I will bob.
After several hours of too much sun and... standing (& bobbing!), I was ready to crash on the sofa of the Fortress of Ineptitude for some televised entertainment.
I chose... sports!
Really? Me?
Welcome to This (Non) Sporting Life, a blog post about sports written by a guy who does not know or care much about sports.
And I chose to watch a sporting event?
Yes. Yes, I did.
And the sporting event in question was Banana Ball.
Which is baseball. But with bananas. Sort of.
Banana Ball Championship League (BBCL) has six teams: the Savannah Bananas, the Party Animals, the Firefighters, the Texas Tailgaters, the Loco Beach Coconuts and the Indianapolis Clowns.
Saturday Andrea and I watched a match between the Bananas and the Clowns.
Whenever a player for the Clowns came up to bat, I could say "Hey! Who's this clown?" and it was not an insult.
The flagship team for the BBCL is the Savannah Bananas. They started off as a garden variety minor league farm team but moved into exhibition games a few years ago.
The Bananas have yellow uniforms and the team owner shows up at games in a bright yellow suit.
They have player who wears stilts.
There's a lot of nonsense.
The Bananas and all the teams in the BBCL are committed to their bits.
The Clowns have a mascot, Peanut the Elephant, who is also a pitcher.
The Firefighters dress in fire fighting themed gear.
The Party Animals are known as "gayest team in baseball" for their theatrical routines heavily influenced by queer and drag culture.
All the teams have choreagraphed dance routines, comedy bits and specialized musical bits when batters approach the batter's box.
Back flips and trick plays are part of the game play.
Here's a nice feature about banana ball: it can't last indefinitely.
A game last 2 hours plus whatever it might take to finish the last inning.
There are other rules that are unique to Banana Ball and those are provided in the bonus below.
I'm not going to make watching Banana Ball games part of my regular TV watching habits but it was a fun diversion that helped me decompress after the trauma of the Burmil Park Communal Bath Tub Swimming Pool.
And I think I would like to see a Banana Ball game live if they come anywhere near the Fortress.
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BONUS FEATURE!
How the Hell Do You Play Banana Ball?!?!?
Listed below are the 13 rules that make banana ball more than just another baseball game!
Games are won by points, instead of runs: the team that scores the most runs in an inning gets one point, except in the final inning when every run counts as one point. The final inning may be earlier than the ninth inning, due to the time limit noted below. When the home team has scored enough runs to "win" any inning other than the final inning, the inning immediately ends.
There is a two-hour time limit; no new inning may start after 120 minutes have elapsed. Once an inning starts, it is played to completion.
Batters cannot step out of the batter's box. Doing so results in an automatic strike.
Batters cannot bunt. Doing so results in an automatic ejection.
Walks are replaced by "ball-four sprints". After ball four, the batter and all baserunners are allowed to advance as far around the bases as they can while the ball is sequentially thrown to all of the fielders other than the pitcher, starting with the catcher. The ball remains dead, with the all runners not liable to be put out, until the four infielders and three outfielders have each touched the ball. This often results in the batter-runner advancing to second base on the sprint, and baserunners advancing multiple bases, often scoring.
No mound visits are allowed. Once a pitcher is out there, they're on their own. No pep talks from Daddy.
Foul balls caught by fans on the fly are counted as outs.
Ties are broken by a "showdown tiebreaker", an abbreviated extra innings format. Each team's half-inning during the showdown ends with any out, or run scored by the batter—if the batter puts the ball in play, he must attempt to score. A batter who draws a walk advances to second base, with the hitting team allowed to send a new batter to the plate. The same happens if the batter is hit by a pitch. At any point during the showdown, a home run hit over the outfield wall immediately ends the game in favor of the batting team. If the game is still tied after a showdown round, another showdown round is played, until there is a winner. Scenarios differ by showdown round: In showdown round 1, each team selects a pitcher and hitter to face off, with the defense fielding only their pitcher, catcher, and a single fielder. In showdown round 2, the fielder is eliminated. In showdown round 3 (and later), the fielder returns, but each half-inning starts with the bases loaded, and each run scored counts as a point. This also affects the ball-four sprints or walks given up: as walks or sprints are added during this time, runners are added in for either the home or away teams, with 3 consecutive walks/sprints determining the walk-off victory by the home or away team.
Each team is allowed to challenge certain calls by the umpires: whether a ball was fair or foul, whether or not a runner was tagged out (at home plate or on the basepaths), and whether a ball was caught or not. A team retains its right to challenge until they lose a challenge, after which they may not challenge any calls for the remainder of the game. The fans can also challenge one play per game, as determined by a fan who is chosen to initiate the challenge. Challenged plays are reviewed by the broadcast team, who relay their ruling to the umpire.
"The Golden Batter Rule" – One time in a game, a team may send any hitter in the lineup to bat in any spot. The goal of this rule is so a team can have their best hitter hit when the game is on the line.
"The Equalizer Point" – If the visiting team has more trick plays than the home team after eight innings, they get an extra point before the ninth inning.
"The Designated Fielder Rule" – Similar to the Golden Batter rule, but on the defensive side: any team can, once in a game, send one extra or bench player to field in replacement of an active player.
Before we get started on this week's Tuesday TV Touchbase, a moment if I may to comment on the passing of Anthony Stewart Head. He died last week from complications due to pneumonia.
This one hurts.
I met Head where he played the quiety studeous but also secretly mercurial Giles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
But Doctor Who fans know him best as the slimy evil Mr. Finch from the episode "School Reunion".
And he was in Ted Lasso which I haven't seen but I did see that bit where Ted kicks his ass in darts. As much as I loved him as Giles in Buffy, damn, Anthony Head was really good at villians.
To see Anthony Head in action, check out this week's Your Friday Video Link.
Rest in peace, Mr. Head. You will be missed.
Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage
The season ends with our titular couple enjoying some professional success.
After being fired from one TV job for daring to suggest God might be female (it is Texas and it is the 1990's), Mandy gets a gig at a rival TV station. (Medford TX is as big or as small as the plot requires. In this case, it seems to be big enough to support more than one TV station.)
Georgie's tire store is doing better than expected, well enough for him to buy a Jet Ski. That he doesn't use. Georgie stores the Jet Ski at his mom Mary's house which is followed by a montage of seasons passing while the Jet Ski goes untouched.
Georgie's rivalry with tire store competitor Fred Fagenbacher takes a disconcerting turn when Fred starts attending Mary's Bible Study group at her house. Fred says he sincerely wants to change and Mary believes in helping him find God. I don't trust Fred and I think he's pulling a long con. So does Georgie and he threatens to ban Mary from seeing her grandchild CeeCee if she continues to associate with Fred. Mary kicks Geogie out of her house. So that's not good.
Meanwhile, Mandy's musician brother is finally out of the house, living out of a van with his girlriend and her band on tour. The season ends with a phone call from Connor to his mom: Conner has been arrested.
Andrea likes Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage well enough and I put up with it mostly for the supporting players. Whenever Annie Potts can spare a moment from her new show (Best Medicine which kind of interests me but not enough) to reprise Mee Maw Connie Tucker, I'm all for it. And I wish we could spin more time with Dougie Baldwin as the neuro divergent and sublimely funny Connor.
But two seasons in and I'm still having trouble with Montana Jordan as Georgie. He's still mugging for the camera for every joke. He was better at Georgie when he was on Young Sheldon.
Ghosts
The season ends on some good notes. Sam has sold her screenplay for "Polar Opposites" and has a deal to write the sequels. Which gives her the money to buy back half of Woodstone Manor that she and Jay lost due to Trevor's financial shenanigans.
Yes, Trevor is a ghost but somehow got a job online where he made really good money but didn't pay the taxes on it and somehow Jay got stuck with that bill.
Speaking of Jay, he had to rush off to London with Kyle (who like Sam can see ghosts) with Pete (the one ghost who can leave Woodstone) to find evidence that cholera ghost Nancy was once a princess, information needed to save Woodstone as a historic site.
The trip is a success but it takes too long. When Peter is seperate from Woodstone for an extended period time, parts of him start to vanish. Before Jay and Kyle can get back to Woodstone, Pete completely vanishes.
And THAT is where the season ends.
After a season of Ghosts where everything that could go wrong for Sam and Jay went wrong, it's nice to see some things finally go their way.
But at the expense of Pete, the nicest ghost at Woodstone? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ghosts will be back for a 6th season but as a mid-season show. But before then will return for Halloween and Christmas themed specials.
Wheel of Fortune
So Andrea and I were watching Wheel Friday night when Ryan and Vanna were doing their end of show banter and just blurted out that it had been a great season and they'll see us for next season.
Somehow the season end of Wheel of Fortune snuck up on me even though this is usually when the season ends.
Pop Culture Jeopardy
The season end for PCJ did not catch us unaware as Friday marked the season tournament final. We assumed the team One Baddie After Another had a lock on this but AMC B-Listers (who I insisted on calling AMC Blisters) had a few tricks up their sleeves and a couple of really ballsy daily double wagers.
There are some clues that host Colin Jost will read off and I'll tell Andrea "I didn't understand one word in that sentence and that includes IN, ON and THE!" There are some really obscure movies, TV shows and songs I have no idea about.
If it's pop culture from the '90's or before, I'm solid.
That is that for this week's Tuesday TV Touchbase.
For the first time in weeks, there is NO Tuesday TV Touchbase Too.
For weeks, I've been looking at TV that has ended either for the season or forever. Let's turn to new stuff that has begun.
Spider Noir
Stranger Things: Tales of '85
That's next week.
Until next time, remember to be good to one another and try to keep it down in there, would ya? I'm trying to watch TV over here.
The topic of today's post is about Donald Trump's propensity for falling asleep during his day time meetings and the repudiation by his minions that he is not falling asleep even though we can SEE him!
But...
Yesterday, Li'l Donnie threw a temper tantrum on NBC's Meet the Press and quite frankly, I can't ignore that.
So somewhere during today's post, I will seemlessly integrate THAT development into THIS post.
Well, I'm kind of curious on how I'm gonna do that.
Over on MSNOW, Chris Hayes reacted to footage from a White House Oval Office meeting with "How can this be the President of the United States?"
In deference to journalistic fairness, Chris Hayes does concede that it "appears" that Donald Trump is asleep.
I'm not a journalist and would rather be writing tomorrow's Tuesday TV Touchbase so I'll call it:
That motherfucker is asleep!
Li'l Donnie is OLD! He turns 80 years old on Sunday, June 14th. Old people need their naps. I'm only 63 and I certainly need mine.
Slump Trump (trying out a new nickname) has horrible sleep habits at night. He's up at 1 AM, 2 AM, 4 AM and so on posting to his mildewed moth eaten Truth Social various nonsense rants and AI generated slop.
Here is a collage of how der Führer spent one night on Truth Social last week.
You and I might look at that and wonder, "Wow! I think Donald Trump might have a problem!"
Don't worry! White House spokeswoman Joseph Goebbels Olivia Wales will come to der Führer's defense.
“Truth Social has never been hotter, and it’s because President Trump offers his unfiltered and direct thoughts to the American people, without the biased media taking him out of context. The American people have never had a president as transparent-"
On yesterday's Meet The Press on NBC, host Kristen Welker (yes, it's a woman so you know Li'l Donnie's gonna lose his shit, right?) addressed Trump's claims that election in California last week was rigged and "Dumocrats" are cheating on the election.
“There’s... What? Do you have evidence to support that?” Welker asked.
“It’s — all I have to do is look. All I have to do is look,” Trump replied.
“But that’s not evidence,” Welker reminded the petulant man child sitting across from her.
Trump repeated his assertion that California election officials are “crooked” before turning his attack on Welker and her employers. “Just like you’re crooked, your press is crooked. And ‘Meet the Press’ is crooked.”
(You may recall just last week, Li'l Donnie turned his ire on Kaitlin Collins and CNN, calling them "corrupt". And I wrote about it here. Seriously, guys, you can't just rely on me as your source for news!)
And Trump went on and on. “You’re either crooked or you’re stupid. You’re a one-sided crooked network. Sorry. Let’s call it quits because I’ve had enough. Thank you, darling. Have a good time!”
Grump Trump (another nickname I'm giving a try) stood up and tossed his microphone to the ground and made a dismissive hand gesture toward Welker.
SIDE NOTE: The site of the interview was in Wisconsin in a farm building with a metal roof. And it was raining. Apparently we're chalking up Trump's temper tantrum to the irrating sound of rain on a metal roof. Welker said that Trump has agreed to another interview at a later date.
Really?
You know we could hear him, right?
OK, back to the regularly schedule post still in progress.
"as President Trump, who shares his thoughts with them in real time on all the important issues of the day. President Trump is a one-of-a-kind leader who has his finger on the pulse of the people better than any of his predecessors.”
Seriously, how do these people sleep at night?
Do they?
Is Li'l Donnie keeping them up at night?
Recorded incidents that we can SEE of Donald Trump falling asleep during meetings keep piling up.
A White House spokesperson described what we are seeing as "blinks". Really!
You know we can see him, right?
During a hearing on Capitol Hill, Rep. Ted Lieu asked Secretary of State Marco Rubio about Trump's habit of falling asleep during meetings.
Li'l Marco swore fealty to der Führer and denied Trump ever falls asleep during meetings.
You know we can see him, right?
Rep. Lieu says "roll the clip" and Rubio watches a montage of all the times Li'l Donnie has nodded off right in front of Li'l Marco.
Excuse me, as Chris Hayes might say, "appear to have nodded off".
Damn it! I'm not Chris Hayes.
That motherfucker is asleep!
Because....
You know we can see him, right?
Me, I gotta stay awake and write tomorrow's Tuesday TV Touchbase.