Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Tuesday TV Touchbase Too: The Boys



And we're back with the Tuesday TV Touchbase Too! 

We've got another series finale to write about, the end of The Boys.

I will cover some specifics on the final episode so be warned:

SPOILERS! 



The series debuted in 2019 but I didn't catch up to season 1 until the next year. It was 2020, I was stuck at home due to the COVID-19 pandemic and I was laid off from my job. I had time on my hands and used some it to catch up on some TV shows.

The Boys is about the real implications of living in a world with super heroes.  The concept of super heroes intersecting the real world had been done before in DC's Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons as well as Marvel's Squadron Supreme by Mark Gruenwald.  

But what The Boys did was push the boundaries of ethics, morality and good taste past their breaking points.

In the world of The Boys, super heroes are not at all heroic but are micro managed and monetized corporate resources.  These Supes (as they are called) spend more time making movies and music videos than they do in any actual super heroic activity.  

Supes are on a downward spiral of selfish greed and hedonistic pleasure. Some plot and scheme their way to elevated levels of political and even spiritual power.

Take Homelander, a Superman expy with over the top Capt. America branding. Over the course of the series, he becomes more and more obsessed with his image as an elevated avatar of superiority, his growing disconnect from humanity.

By the 5th season, Homelander thinks he's God and he's gonna make people believe it or they can just die. 

Meanwhile, he has taken a special Vought compound called V1 that confers immortality. Which just adds to his god complex.

Billy Butcher, the profane misanthropic leader of "the Boys", grows ever more disconnected from his humanity in a ruthless quest to destory Homelander once and for all.  Even if he has to kill all the Supes to do that.

Even the super powered Annie and Komiko who are on his team.

As the final episode begins, the Boys are dealing with the loss of one of their own. Frenchie was killed by Homelander in the previous episode.  Frenchie died protecting Komiko.  

The gang has gathered around to bury Frenchie.  Hughie reads from Frenchie's will.  Frenchi used the word "asshole" in his will like a lot. 

Komiko was the subject of a radiation experiment to augment her powers with a special energy burst that will strip a Supes' powers.

It's their last and only chance to stop Homelander.

The super intelligent Sister Sage, now on the run from Homelander, starts talking shit about Frenchie which pisses Komiko off and triggers her energy burst. 

The power blast works and now Sister Sage is as stupid as a regular human.  So she leaves to go to Harry Potter World in Orlando. 

The Boys have one chance to take out Homelander.  He's scheduled to make an address to the nation from the White House Oval Office on Easter Sunday to announce he is God.

The Boys have a plan to infiltrate the White House and attack Homelander.

This being The Boys, the plan is all fucked up from jump and heads straight into the shitter.  

Luckily, unknown to the team, they may have an ally in the White House.

Let's talk about Ashley Barrett for a moment. 

Right from the very start as an executive for the Vought Corporation, she has been an obsequious toady in service to the company and the Supes, perpetually apprehensive that any single misstep will get her killed.  Somehow she survives to Season 5 and in a bizarre sequence of events has become President of the United States.

She also gained super powers that manifested like this:

  • her hair fell out.
  • on the back of her bald skull, a second face grew.
  • that face has telepathic powers.

Ashley and her 2nd face do not get along.  Ashley has been such a snivelling syncophant for so long now and her 2nd face complains that Ashley should grow a pair and do the right thing for once.

SPOILER: Ashley does the right thing and surprisingly does NOT die. Although there will be consequences.

ANOTHER SPOILER: elsewhere, Annie throws down with the Deep where she blasts him into the ocean where he is eaten by sharks. Sea life is pissed at the Deep for allowing a leaky oil pipeline to kill millions of fish. It's a fate the Deep really deserved.  

Anyway, Homelander is giving his nationally televised speech, bringing good tidings of great joy that he is now God.  

Someone had written a nice speech about Homelander being a loving, benevolent god but Homelander can't stay on script and would rather talk about those that will not believe in him and how much he's gonna smite them, etc etc.

Threats are more fun than promises, am I right? (Li'l Donnie knows what I'm talkin' about.)   

Billy Butcher and Komiko make it to the Oval Office as does Homelander's super powered son, Ryan.  

Ryan has picked a side.

And it ain't dear ol' dad's.

With the cameras still rolling, we get a knock down drag out in the Oval Office before Komiko can unleash her energy burst.

Caught in the blast radius, Billy and Ryan lose their powers.  So does Homelander. 

It's so funny when Homelander squints real hard to make heat vision happen and it doesn't. 

Or when he hops up weakly expecting to fly and doesn't. 

Billy has the moment we've waited 5 seasons to get: he beats the unholy shit out of Homelander. 

A lot.

The cameras are still rolling with a battered and bloodied Homelander begging Billy Butcher for his life, promising anything not to be killed.

Including sucking Billy's dick. 

Whatever my expectations for the series finale, I only had one that was non-negotiable.

1) Homelander needs to die.

2) It needs to be a really gross death.

3) And he dies in abject humiliation.   

Billy obliges with a crowbar jammed into Homelander's forhead and prying open his skull, shredding brains everywhere.  

Across America, everyone walks away from their TV sets, totally disavowed of their hero and would be god.

Homelander died alone, powerless and unloved. 

But we're not done yet.

Even with his revenge on Homelander complete, Billy Butcher is not satisfied.  Stan Edgar has returned to lead Vought once more and Billy knows the next Homelander will inevitably rise up and all this shit will start up again.

Billy Butcher prepares to unleash the Supe killing virus.

Hughie Campbell shoots Billy who dies in Hughie's arms.  

I never expected Billy to survive this series.

And kind of thought it would be Hughie who would need to take him out.  

The gang gathers for another funeral, this one for Billy.  It's hard to come up with nice things to say about the departed.

Billy Butcher's tombstone sums him up best:


The episode's coda gives us some happy endings:

  • Komiko with a poodle in her lap enjoying some beignets at a Parisian cafe as she had hoped she would do (with Frenchie) when all of this was over. She smiles wistfully. 
  • M.M is reunited with his wife and daughter with Ryan along as an adopted son.
  • Hughie and Annie are a couple, working in his dad's old computer tech store and she's pregnant, 8 or 9 months from the looks of it.   

Series finales are hard to pull off but I think for the most part The Boys checks off enough boxes to deliver for me a mostly satisfying conclusion.

No matter what, Homelander needed to die as he did and really, I knew Billy Butcher would not survive this.  Even Billy himself did not expect he would.

The rest of the internet seems divided with assessment ranging from "spectacular" to "pathetic".

Elon Musk said he didn't like the ending, then admited he hadn't watched it but from what he heard about it, the ending sounded "fake" and "gay".  

Elon, try to follow this: Homelander was NOT the hero of the story. He was the BAD guy.  You see?

...

...

No, Elon doesn't it get it.  

There's a scene where Homelander flies a white nationalist tech nerd billionaire into space...without a space suit.  Gee, I wonder who that was supposed to represent?

Hey, Elon, what did you think about that scene, eh?

...

...

...

No, Elon doesn't it get it.  

That is that for this Tuesday TV Touchbase.


Next week: the series finale of Hacks


And a Tuesday TV Touchbase Too with Taylor Tomlinson.   


Until next time, remember to be good to one another and try to keep it down in there, would ya? I'm trying to watch TV over here.  


Oi! Fuck off you c***ts!  


Tuesday TV Touchbase: The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Last week was the series finale of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.  And everyone was upset about it.

Let's check in with this frequent viewer.

“Colbert is finally finished at CBS. Amazing that he lasted so long! No talent, no ratings, no life. He was like a dead person. You could take any person off of the street and they would be better than this total jerk. Thank goodness he’s finally gone!” - DJT

OK, maybe not everyone.

But for all the normal people who are not blobby orange fuck monsters of hate, this series finale was to put it mildly disturbing.

A show usually reaches it's series finale for one of two reasons:

1) The people making the show are ready to move on to other things. Stephen Colbert was still enjoying what he was doing and had a talented staff still happy to make that happen.

2) The network or studio making the show needs to stop the show because it sucks.

In the case of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert:

  • It was #1 in it's time slot
  • Average 2.7 million viewers per episode which is pretty good numbers for late night television in the modern era.
  • Won an Emmy for outstanding talk/variety show.

So the case that the show had to die because it sucked is hard to make.

The reason CBS gave for cancelling the show was for "financial reasons", that for all it's success, the network was losing $40 million a year.  It cost more to make than it made in ad revenue. 

Well I could actually see that as a valid argument for ending a show.

BUT...

There were NO negotiations between CBS and the producers of  The Late Show With Stephen Colbert to try to mitigate those losses.  Like maybe looking for Colbert to take a pay cut or produce fewer episodes.  

What we do know is this:

  • Stephen Colbert was a frequent critic of Donald Trump.
  • Skydance was looking to acquire Paramount which owns CBS.
  • Skydance was owned by the billionaire Ellison family who are Trump supporters.
  • The Ellisons needed a favorable decision from the Trump administration to approval the Skydance/Paramount merger.
  • Colbert hurt Trump's widdle feelings.
  • Colbert gets canned.
  • The Skydance/Paramount merger wins federal approval.

As Woodward and Bernstein's source said during the Watergate scandal of the 1970's, "Follow the money."

Following the money leads anyone with a modicum of common sense to May 21, 2026 and the end of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.

So how did that turn out?


If anyone in this foresaken world has a right to be angry and bitter, it would be Stephen Colbert.

But Colbert has been anything but.  He has greeted this countdown to the end of the show and the final show itself with grace and joy. 

Colbert isn't mad that the show is ending after 11 years.

He's happy that he got to do the show for 11 years! 

What he expresses when he is alone without a camera on him, who knows? But by all accounts, Colbert really is the man we saw on TV, friendly, funny, gracious and kind.

Which is kind of ironic as he spent a long time on TV not being himself.

Before he took over The Late Show from David Letterman, Stephen Colbert was "Stephen Colbert", the apex right wing host of The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.  This "Colbert" wrung laughs out of parodying the outrage and indignation of right wing pundits who populated Fox "News" and mocking the Republican polititians enabled by those pundits.

This "Stephen Colbert" embraced the concept of knowing things are true because they feel true. Who needs pesky facts? He coined a word for it: Truthiness.  

Since a certain blobby orange fuck monster of hate now governs by what he feels to be true, "Colbert" was ahead of his time.  

With the advent of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, Colbert had to learn how to be himself.  

Early epiodes were kind of rocky and it took time to find his groove.  And that groove was in political humor.

There were critics (beyond a certain blobby orange fuck monster of hate) who thought Colbert's sharp pointed political barbs were a mistake.  

Late night talk shows are supposed be FUN! 

But Colbert did have fun while giving a voice to most of America who find living in a world of Trump is a time in hell.

And this was when Colbert really got good.

And this was when the ratings started looking better and better.

Popular and good at what he did? No wonder a certain blobby orange fuck monster of hate thought of Stephen Colbert as a threat.

No wonder then that in the way of all fascists, he wanted Stephen Colbert to go.

For the final show, Colbert refrained from referencing Donald Trump by name.  His monologue was about sink holes at LaGuardia Airport and in Queens.  

The closest we got to a Trump joke was Paul McCartney discussing the Beatles' first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1964 and how their make up made them look orange.

Colbert: “That’s very popular in certain circles these days."

McCartney: “We set a trend."

Colbert: “Now we know where it started! Thanks a lot, Paul McCartney!”

Colbert's discretion in not mentioning Donald Trump may have been one last dig at the notorious N
arcissist in Chief. What's worse than being insulted? Not even being mentioned at all.

But I think more to the point, Donald Trump represents anger, bitterness, contempt, hate.

Colbert wanted this final episode to be anything but that.

If this final episode of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert was to be the series' funeral, Colbert was gonna put the "FUN" back in funeral. 

We got some funny cameos from celebrities Bryan Cranston, Paul Rudd, Ryan Reynolds, Tim Meadows and Tig Nataro vying to be Colbert's last guest.

ODD FACT#1: Tim Meadows was also fired this year by CBS/Paramount when his sitcom DMV was cancelled.  

ODD FACT#2: Tig Nataro was fired as well this year by CBS/Paramount when Star Trek: Starfleet Academy was cancelled.  

ODD FACT#3: That means Stephen Colbert was fired TWICE this year by CBS/Paramount when Star Trek: Starfleet Academy was cancelled.  

There was a odd recurring bit as the lights and the set background kept glitching.  

With a lot of fan fare, Stephen reveals his final guest is Pope Leo! 

Who refused to come out because the Chicago styled hot dogs in his dressing room  were sub-par according to the Chicago born Pope.  What a diva! 

Thankfully Paul McCartney is still in town after last week's appearance on Saturday Night Live

Paul's not a random choice as he has a special historic connection to the  Ed Sullivan Theater, making his American debut with the Beatles there in 1964.  

Paul described why coming to America was important to him in 1964 as it was the birthplace of the music he liked.  It was a bastion of freedom and democracy which Paul pointedly addresses seem to be in peril these days.  

Stephen's interview with Paul is going well when the lights glitch again and Stephen is not going to let it slide this time.  He goes back stage to investigate and...

It's a wormhole! A big green swirling hole in space!  

Neil Degrasse Tyson shows up to explain wormholes are created by profound contradictions... like cancelling a show that is #1 in the ratings.  

Then Tyson says the wormhole is the wrong color so Stephen shoves him into it.  

Then Stephen is joined by Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon and John Oliver! Strike Force Five is back!  

(See last week's Your Friday Video Link for a clip of the Strike Force Five reunion from the previous week on The Late Show.)

The other hosts explain that Colbert is in denial about the end of his show.The hosts disappear in a teleporting effect that will be added later in post-production.  (It wasn't.)  

After Stephen pleads for an older mentor to give him advice, Jon Stewart appears.  

Stephen is happy to see him and asks John, "Do you know an older mentor who can give me advice?"  

Stephen confidently runs back on stage to resume his show but the wormhole has followed him and consumes the entire Ed Sullivan theater.  

And all is darkness.

It's not over yet.  We get a poignant music moment with Colbert joined by Elvis Costello and Jon Batiste. (Cool! Glad Batiste made it back for the last show!) 

And back to the theater which is still there for a joyous performance of the Beatles' "Hello/Goodbye" led by Paul McCartney and it's a party, y'all!  

Staffers and Stephen's family (Hi Evie! We love Stephen's wife!) swarm the stage and the catwalks as everyone dances and parties likes we're gonna live forever. 

But the final moment arrives.

Back stage, Stephen Colbert and Paul McCartney pull a power lever and the Ed Sullivan Theater goes dark and then in a swirl of green light, shrinks down to a snow globe.

Like the last scene in the series finale of St. Elsewhere.  

Wow, that's a deep cut.

So...

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert has come to an end.

Nobody wanted this.

Except for a certain blobby orange fuck monster of hate.

Donald Trump thinks he won.  The DJT quote at the start of this post was where he went online to boast about Colbert being gone now. 

But Trump is a loser.

In defeat, in a time of loss and heartbreak, Stephen Colbert showed himself to be a better man than Li'l Donnie would ever hope to be.

In his final moments on CBS, Stephen Colbert received such an outpouring of love and affection from his colleagues and fans that a lonelty bitter old man likeTrump will never know.

And Stephen demonstrated why he deserves that support with kindness, gratitude and humor.

Stephen Colbert is a good guy.

I am not.

I will close out with a quote from David Letterman when he appeared on Colbert's show last week, addressing the leadership of CBS and Paramount:    

"Good night and good luck, you motherfuckers!"

Take us out, Paul! 


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I'm not done yet! 

The Tuesday TV Touchbase Too will be up in a few hours as we say farewell to The Boys.

Monday, May 25, 2026

The Grift That Keeps On Grifting

What the hell? A second post today??

About Donald Trump, his syncophants and their collective fuckery?

For Christ's sake, it's Memorial Day! Can't we get a day off from this shit?

No, we don't get a day off from this shit.  

It is ALWAYS with us.  

Besides the topic of this post is such an egregiously illegal, unethical and amoral action of obscene grift and corruption, I cannot avoid putting this down in words.

Look, if you really want to skip this, fine! We're back tomorrow with TWO Tuesday TV Touchbase posts about The Boys and The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.

But really, this is important. 


A few years ago, a private contractor working for the IRS released Trump's tax returns.

This upset Li'l Donnie who has been more than a little reticent about releasing his tax returns so he filed a law suit.

However it was not against the private contractor.

But the IRS. 

The lawsuit sought $10 billion in compensation.  Your tax dollars going to Trump's bank account.  

Like most lawsuits Trump files, most legal experts considered it to be excessive and without merit.

A judge was on the verge of throwing it out.   


But before the judge could do that....

The Department of Justice made a deal to settle the lawsuit.

Hold on. I made an errror in that sentence. Let me fix that.

The Department of "Justice" made a deal to settle the lawsuit.

The Department of "Justice" is currently run by acting Attorney General Todd Blanche who is Trump's personal attorney.  

So let's see if I have this straight.

As President, Trump is head of the federal government.

He sued the IRS and the Department of "Justice" would have to defend against the lawsuit.

Making Trump both the plaintiff and defendant?

And the Department of "Justice" is run by Trump's personal lawyer, giving him a vested interest in protecting the interests of the plaintiff while ostensibly serving as the defendant? 

Does any of this sound 

  • fishy
  • shifty 
  • shady
  • sneaky
  • slippery
  • crooked
  • dishonest
  • deceitful
  • duplicitous
  • deceiving
  • underhanded
  • insidious
  • perfidious
  • double-dealing
  • defrauding

...to you? 

Hold on! Get a load of the deets on this settlement.  


In exchange for Trump dropping his lawsuit, 
 the Department of "Justice" agrees to establish a slush fund of $1.8 billion....

Hold on!  Let me be accurate here.

A slush fund of $1.776 billion.  With a number like that, this deal has gotta be patriotic and good for America, right?

The so called Anti-Weaponization Fund will provide relief to claimants who feel they were target by a government weaponized against them.

The January 6th rioters that Trump pardoned early in 2025? They would qualify to make claims for this fund. 
  • Beat Capitol Police? You could get a check! 
  • Took a shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk? You could get a check! 
  • Built a gallows to hang Mike Pence? You could get a check! 
  • Watched in horror while rioters stormed the Capitol? You don't get shit! 

SIDE NOTE:  The Department of "Justice" has removed from its website news releases about criminal cases related to the Jan. 6, 2021, riot, calling the information about the prosecutions “partisan propaganda.”

Well, golly gee willikers, I wonder which way the The Department of "Justice" might be leaning regarding any potential claims by the Jan 6th rioters patriots?

This settlement does not pay any money directly to Donald Trump.

BUT...

Claims will be reviewed and payments made by a board that Trump will have control over.

And could Trump make a claim? I don't know....

Did you egg on an angry crowd to go down to Capitol and fight like hell? You could get a goddam check! 

OK, are we done?

Like hell we are! 

The settlement also includes a provision that prevents the IRS from investigating Donald Trump or his sons Eric and Don Jr, or his business for any kind of tax malfesance in the past, present or future. 

Yep, the tax laws you and I have to fucking follow are no longer a problem for the Trumps. 

One more feature about this settlement: it is only ONE page. Which makes whatever is outlined in this brief memo very broad and any ambiguity would default to the benefit of the plaintiff. 

This one page memo was written and signed off on by ONE person: Todd Blanche. There's no oversight or consultation. This is a sweeping grant of privilege by a single person...

Who we must remember is only the ACTING Attorney General.

AND the personal attorney of Donald J. Trump.

Is any of this legal? What do I know? My knowledge of the law begins and ends with Law & Order reruns.  

But it certainly doesn't sound legal!

It certainly seems suss to a number of Republican lawmakers who are usually counted on to fucking rubber stamp whatever fucking thing Trump fucking wants! 

Sorry about all the "fucks". I just watched the series finale of The Boys and I've got fucks on the brain. Also I'm fucking pissed off about this!

Where was I? Republicans actually prepared to say "no" to Donald Trump's wet dream?

It does look that way but there are those still devoted to their fealty to Trump.

Rep. Ralph Norman (R-SC) said on Thursday that the January 6 insurrection was “made up,” claiming that the event was “staged” by those who opposed President Donald Trump. 

Norman claimed that the insurrection had not taken place in the way it is remembered, was seen on video, and spoken about by those who saw or actively took part in the events of that day.

Norman is not the only legislator to cite conspiracy theories about outside agitators being the true instigators of the riot.

The preceding sentence was created using the Dr. Doofenschmirtz Word-In-Ator!

"This Word-In-Ator will make Dave-El use
too many words with ATOR in them
so I can rule the Tri-State area!"

Jonathan Gennaro Mellis might want to have a word with the Congressman.  Charged with assaulting police officers in the attack on the Capitol, Mellis wrote on Facebook, “Don’t you dare try to tell me that people are blaming this on antifa and BLM. We proudly take responsibility for storming the Castle.”

Did you storm the Castle only to have your good work blamed on Antifa? You could get a check! 

While it does look like more Republicans than usual are saying "no" to the latest scheme by Trump and his minions, with dumbasses like Ralph Norman hanging around, I have no doubt the grift will keep right on grifting.   

The Winningnest Loser

Far be it from me to praise Donald Trump for anything but damn, the motherfucker seems to be on quite a roll.  


Rep. Thomas Massie dared to cross der Führer on war, taxes and the Epstein files.  Trump recruited Ed Gallrein, a loyalist flack, to run against Massie in the Kentucky Republican primary. Gallrein won.  Or more important to Trump, Massie lost.

In Louisiana's primary, Trump targetted Sen. Bill Cassidy for disloyalty to der Führer.  Coming in first and second were challengers Rep. Julia Letlow, who won Trump's endorsement, and state Treasurer John Fleming who also pledged fealty to Trump.  Cassidy came in third.  Much to Li'l Donnie's boyish glee.  

5 of the 7 Republican state senators in Indiana who defied Trump's demands they withdraw the states congressional maps lost their bids for re-election.  

Back in 2020, Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger defied Trump's demand to find the votes to help him win the state. In 2026,  Raffensberger comes in 3rd for the Republican nomination for governor.

And don't forget the biggest most public kill this week: the end of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.  CBS cancelled Colbert's show to appease Trump so his lackeys would approve Paramount's merger with Skydance which is owned by Trump supporting billionaires.  Trump boasted “Colbert is finally finished at CBS. Amazing that he lasted so long! No talent, no ratings, no life. He was like a dead person.”

So all hail the conquering hero! All powerful! All glorious is our deliverer of America's new Golden Age! 


Donald Trump is crushing IT! 

If by "IT" you mean getting revenge on his enemies, then yeah he's crushing it like a goddam motherfucker! Hell yeah! 



On the other hand...

Gas prices continue to rise. 

As does the cost of groceries. 

And the price of some other 3rd thing.

And there's the war Li'l Donnie started and does not know how to stop.

Iran openly mocks Trump.

China smells blood in the water, recognizing that Donald Trump is a complete and utter moron so China can do what it wants.

The supposed greatest nation on Earth is now the planet's bitch.

And there are all the grifts, cons and distractions.

Why the fuck can't Trump shut up about the damn ballroom?

People can see this and the numbers show that a lot of people are not happyt with this shit. 

Trump's aggregate approval rating has dropped below 40%.

My response to that is why is it that high.  Are those 40% NOT paying attention?  

But the fact remains that more than half of America thinks that Trump is doing an absolutely shitty job. 

So how can a guy who is so fundementally disliked by a majority of Americans still weild enough power to influence people to take out his enemies?

The simplest answer is Trump remains a big fish in a small pond.  

Amongst the subset of Americans known as the Republican electorate, der Führer commands an 81% approval rating. 

So there's party loyalty and all that.

But...

Don't those same Republicans voters also have to pay higher prices for gas, groceries and some other 3rd thing? 

Can't they see what we see? 

How can they be OK with all of this? 

I'm going to turn this over to Shelley Tufts, a 53 year old from Opelika, Alabama who attended last week's circle jerk Christian Nationalist prayerfest.  

"We just have to keep showing up. Before the election we had lost just about every one of our freedoms. But Trump has done a good job of turning things around."

What pray tell are the freedoms she thought she lost before Trump? I don't know, perhaps the freedom to be racist, homophobic, Islamaphobic? 


While Shelley Tufts represents a minority of Americans who support, that minority is absolute in their dedication to der Führer.  


He does NOTHING for them.


They have the same sticker shock as the rest of us for gas, groceries and some other 3rd thing.  


Their sons and daughters can bleed and die in an unneccessary war as much as anyone else's sons and daughters. 


This is where Donald Trumo draws his power to smite his personal enemies, erect tributes to his personal ego and fill his personal bank accounts. 


Shelley Tufts is convinced Trump's self aggrandizement is for her country's glory.


The ultimate Trump con job.


And her sad gullibility can be chalked up as another Trump victory. 



Sunday, May 24, 2026

Star Trekking - The Next Generation - Season 6 - "Ship In a Bottle"

It's time to go Star Trekking as we continue our season by  season look at Star Trek: The Next Generation.

We're up to season 6 now and I will concede that TNG is feeling a bit... tired, I guess?  


There is some experimentation that should feel invigorating but just feel like desperate attempts to keep things at least a little bit interesting.  

I suppose the big thing to happen in this 6th year of the Next Generation was an expansion of the franchise, a 2nd Stat Trek series.  

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine debuts midway through TNG's 6th season so resources were spread a bit thin.

Miles and Keiko O'Brien would disembark from the Enterprise to take up residence on the space station home of the new series.

Reviewing the 6th season for this week's spotlight episode, I had some interesting ones to choose from.  

"Relics" gives us a crossover with original Star Trek as James Doohan reprises his role as Capt. Montgomery Scott. Aye but his friends call him Scotty.  And we get a scene of Capt. Picard with Scotty on the TOS Enterprise bridge. Total fanboy geek out! 

"Rascals" is a strange but fun tale that de-ages Guiban, Ro, Keiko and Picard into pre-adolescents.   

"A Fistful of Datas" is a western pastiche with Worf and his son Alexander as a sheriff and his deputy against a bunch of bad guys... who all look like Data. It's dumb fun but it has it's charms.

"Face of the Enemy" provides a challenging role for Deanna Troi as an undercover spy on a Romulan ship.  

"Tapestry" features a greviously injured Picard encountering Q in the afterlife.  Q has an offer for a second chance at life.

"Starship Mine" puts in Picard in solo action hero mode to stop a group of mercencaries with nefarious plans for the Enterprise.

"Timescape" is a timey wimey adventure with the Enterprise frozen in time mere seconds before blowing up.  Unless Picard, Data, Geordi and Deanna can do something about it.  

But the episode I selected for today's post is "Ship In A Bottle" which first aired on January 23, 1993.  Written by René Echevarria (one of TNG bettter writers) and directed by Alexander Singer,  this episode serves a sequel to a classic 2nd season story.   

Our adventure begins on the holodeck where Data and Geordi LaForge are in Victorian era garb as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, accompanied by a gentleman who looks like Terry Jones from Monty Python.   

Holmes is expounding on his clever deduction that has exposed the gentleman  as a murderer.  

DATA: it was then that I began to suspect that your brother did not die by his own hand. That he was, in fact, murdered.

GENTLEMAN: Murdered? Huh. Good Lord!

LAFORGE: But, Holmes! The vial of poison found in his hand.

DATA: That was the first clue, Watson. The vial contained strychnine, which as you well know induces violent muscular spasms. It is difficult to imagine that someone in the throes of so gruesome a death could have held on to so delicate a container without shattering it.

Man, you just know Brent Spiner is having a ball channeling Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes. 

LAFORGE: You don't mean?

DATA: Exactly! The vial was placed in his hand after he died.

LAFORGE: Then what was the cause of death?

DATA: The cigar, of course.

GENTLEMAN: Cigar?

DATA: Upon closer inspection of the room where your brother was found, I discovered a fresh burn mark on the carpet. Further analysis of the ash revealed that the cigar was laced with strychnine.

GENTLEMAN: This is utter nonsense. What about the suicide note? It was written in my dear brother's own hand.

DATA: With practice, handwriting can be forged. It takes a trained eye to notice certain discrepancies. For example, whether someone is right or left handed!

(Data throws a box of matches to the gentleman, who catches it in his right hand.)

DATA: Your brother was right handed! The alleged suicide note was written by a left handed individual such as yourself!

LAFORGE: Er, Data, it's in his right hand.

DATA: Curious. There seems to be a problem in the holodeck's spatial orientation systems.

LAFORGE: Freeze programme. La Forge to Barclay.

Data and LaForge cosplaying as Holmes and Watson was introduced in the 2nd season episode "Elementary, Dear Data".   

That title was a play on Holmes saying "Elementary, my dear Watson."

FUN FACT: Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."

The technician LaForge summons to the Holodeck is Lt. Reginald Barclay.  Played by Dwight Schultz (Mad Murdoch in The A-Team), Barclay was introduced in the 3rd season tale "Hollow Pursuits".  Barclay is a brilliant engineer but is lacking in social skills even more than Geordi LaForge.  

Making one of his appearances as a recurring character. Barclay arrives at the holodeck and gets to work.  

Barclay pulls a panel from the arch wall.

BARCLAY: Computer, run a diagnostic on all Sherlock Holmes files. Display any anomalous programming sequences.

COMPUTER: Diagnostic complete. All files conform to specified parameters, except those contained in protected memory.

BARCLAY: Protected memory? Display those sequences. Computer unlock this sequence and run the programme.

A black garbed figure with an imperial bearing materializes.

BARCLAY: Who are you?

MORIARTY: Professor James Moriarty.

BARCLAY: Moriarty. Oh, that's Sherlock Holmes' arch enemy. Are you left or right handed?

MORIARTY: Left handed, Would you very much mind telling me

(Barclay throws a tool towards Moriarty who catches it with his left hand)

BARCLAY: No problem there.

MORIARTY: Where is Captain Picard? Is he still Captain of this vessel?

BARCLAY: How would? How do you know the Captain?

How indeed! Back in  "Elementary Dear Data"....

You know what, I'll just let Moriarity explain himself

MORIARTY: A holodeck character? A fictional man? Yes, yes I know all about your marvellous inventions. I was created as a plaything so that your Commander Data could masquerade as Sherlock Holmes. But they made me too well and I became more than a character in a story. I became self-aware. I am alive.

BARCLAY: That's not possible.

MORIARTY: But here I am. Tell me, has a way been found to allow me to leave the confines of this holodeck world?

BARCLAY: Leave the holodeck? No, of course not. You can only exist in here.

MORIARTY: Damn you, Picard. He promised me something would be done. I should have realised he would have said anything to get me to release my hostage.

BARCLAY: Hostage?

That was Dr. Pulaski by the way.  

MORIARTY: How long have I been locked away?

BARCLAY: Well, it l ooks like about four years.

MORIARTY: It seemed longer.


BARCLAY: What are you talking about? You can't possibly have been aware of the passage of time.

MORIARTY: But I was. Brief, terrifying periods of consciousness. Disembodied. Without substance.

Let me take a moment to talk about Moriarty. He is played by Daniel Davis who was the very British butler Niles on The Nanny. Don't let the impeccable English accent fool you. Daniel Davis was born in Arkansas.   

MORIARTY: I'd like to talk to Picard.  

BARCLAY: Well, I can ask.

MORIARTY: Ask him to meet me in the sitting room at Baker Street. That would be far more appropriate.

BARCLAY: I'll have to store you in memory again until I get an answer.

Barclay pulls out a chip and puts the cover back. 

Moriarty vanishes. 

Barclay leaves. 

Moriarty reappears with a sly smile.

While this mystery is unfolding on the holodeck, there's some science shit that needs to be dealt with. 

The Enterprise has arrived at the Detrian system to observe the collision of two planets.

That's pretty cool, huh?

In engineering... 

DATA: Since both planets are gas giants, neither possesses a solid surface. Their atmospheres, however, will come into contact in approximately seventeen hours nine minutes.

LAFORGE: If their collision causes a self-sustaining fusion reaction, this is what we are likely to see. The birth of a new star. The Enterprise will hold position until the gravitational instability subsides and we can get in for a closer look. Now I want triple redundancy on all of the sensor arrays. We'll probably never get another chance to see something like this. I don't want to miss anything. Okay?

Damn! That's a lot of exposition. 

LeVar Burton has sticky notes on the inside of his Geordi visor.

No, he doesn't.  

(Barclay enters.) 

BARCLAY: Commander, you'll never believe what happened while I was working on your programme in the holodeck. Professor Moriarty appeared, out of nowhere.

LAFORGE: What?

BARCLAY: And he wants to talk to the Captain.

So Captain Picard arrives at the Baker Street sitting room and explains to Moriarity that many efforts were made by the Enterprise crew as well as experts at Starfleet HQ and no one could figure out how to make a hologram exists outside the holodeck.

We're gonna take his word on this as NONE of this has ever been broached onscreen.  

Moriarty is NOT taking him at this word, assuming he had been forgotten. 

PICARD: Professor, I am concerned to learn that you experienced the passage of time while you were stored in the computer memory. I can assure you, we had no idea that that would be the case.

MORIARTY: Enough of this. I no longer believe anything you say.

PICARD: Professor, I understand your frustration.

MORIARTY: Do you really? When this is over, you will walk out of this room to the real world and your own concerns, and leave me here trapped in a world I know to be nothing but illusion. I cannot bear that. I must leave.

PICARD: That is not possible. You cannot exist outside this room.

MORIARTY: Are you certain of that?

PICARD: Computer, exit.

(the door opens onto the corridor)

PICARD: Although an object appears solid on the holodeck, in the real world they have no substance.

(Picard throws out a book. It vanishes)

MORIARTY: An object has no life. I do.

PICARD: Professor, you are a computer simulation.

MORIARTY: I have consciousness. Conscious beings have will. The mind endows them with powers that are not necessarily understood, even by you. If my will is strong enough, perhaps I can exist outside this room. Perhaps I can walk into your world right now.

PICARD: Professor, I ask you to believe me. If you step out of that door, you will cease to exist.

MORIARTY: If I am nothing more than a computer simulation, then very little will have been lost. But if I am right? Mind over matter. Cogito ergo sum.

(Moriarty walks out into the corridor, and does not disappear)

MORIARTY: I think therefore I am.


So that's a big ol' "fuck you" from Moriarty to Picard.

How did he do that?

Well, that's a puzzler.

CRUSHER: As far as I can tell, he's real. He's human.

MORIARTY: What else would I be, dear lady?

CRUSHER: His DNA is a little unusual, but all the major systems are there and functioning normally.

LAFORGE: As far as I can tell there's no evidence that his molecules are losing any cohesion. They seem to be as immutable as ordinary matter.

PICARD: Well, Professor, my crew will continue to investigate, but for now it would seem you have accomplished a miracle. The question is, now that you're here, what do we do with you?

MORIARTY: I ask only that I be allowed to explore this new world. Your vessel, for instance. What sea does she sail? Might we go above deck? Weather permitting, of course.

PICARD: Professor, I think there are some things of which you should be made aware.

Really? Moriarty doesn't know he's in space? 

In "Elementary, Dear Data", Moriarty was able to suss out the design and layout of the Enterprise.  He was programmed to be smart enough to defeat Data.

And he doesn't know he's in space?

Sitting in Ten-Forward with Picard, looking at the stars, Moriarty contemplates this vast universe laid out before him and what his future might hold.


MORIARTY: In considering all these vast possibilities, I suddenly feel very much alone. I am a man out of time, Captain, and that isolates me. You have been more gracious than I could ever have imagined, I wonder, may I impose on your generosity once again? There is a woman, the Countess Regina Bartholomew. She was created as a holodeck character for one of Commander Data's programs. She was designed to be the love of my life. Could she also be brought off the holodeck?

OK, that's a big ask of the guys who have NO idea how the hell HE walked off the holodeck. 

Hey, what about those colliding planets?

The Enterprise is approaching the planets while on the bridge...

PICARD: Mister Worf, launch four Class A probes toward the planets.

WORF: Aye, sir.

(Nothing happens.)

PICARD: Mister Worf?

WORF: I don't understand.

It's alright, Worf. You know, you get older, perhaps you're tired and the mood just isn't right and your Class A probe won't launch. We've all been there, dude.

Well, not me. My Class A probe works just fine.

Back on the Enterprise bridge...

The consoles go dark then flicker on and off.  

WORF: Controls are not responding.

DATA: Command functions are being rerouted, sir.

PICARD: For what reason?

DATA: Unknown, sir.

PICARD: Computer, route all command functions to the Bridge.

COMPUTER: Command functions are offline.

PICARD: Reinitialise them on my authorisation.

COMPUTER: Authorisation denied.

PICARD: Explain.

COMPUTER: Picard command codes are no longer valid.

PICARD: What's happening? Who's transferred the voice authorisation?

MORIARTY (entering): I have. I'm afraid I had no choice but to take control of your vessel.

PICARD: Professor, this situation is more serious than you realise. In less than five hours, those two planets will collide and a new star will form. Unless we move to a safe distance, this vessel will be destroyed.

You know there's nothing like a little threat of total annihilation to focus the mind.  

Data and Barclay get to work on solving the unsolvable: transporting a holographic thing to the real world.

Barclay goes to the holodeck with transport enhancers, activates the Holmes program and is greeted by a new visitor.

Welcome special guest star Stephanie Beachum (from Seaquest DSV) as the Countess Regina Bartholomew.

Barclay is puttering about  with the enhancers and a holographic chair while the Countess expresses curiosity about what is going on. 

Barclay would like to forego all the technobabble but...

COUNTESS: Are you suggesting that it's beyond my comprehension?

BARCLAY: It's really very simple. I need to enhance the molecular pattern of this chair so that the transporter can get a better lock on the signal.

COUNTESS: This has to do with taking James and me into the real world.

BARCLAY: You, you, you know about that? You understand about the real world?

COUNTESS: James has explained it to me. It sounds like a grand adventure. There's nothing I love more than voyaging in the unknown. Have you ever been to Africa, Mister....?

BARCLAY: Er, Barclay. Lieutenant Reginald Barclay. No, no, I haven't.

COUNTESS: I have. When I was seventeen I went on safari with my uncle. My mother took to her bed in terror I'd be bitten by tsetse fly, but I had a marvellous time. I got to wear trousers the whole time. It was hard to go back to a corset, I can tell you.

BARCLAY: Yes, I'm sure it was.

COUNTESS: After that, I never stopped travelling. I couldn't bear to be stuck in one place for very long. So you see I'm so looking forward to this new experience. My. Travelling the stars.

BARCLAY: You know about that? You know where we are? Countess, forgive me, but you just don't sound like a holodeck character.

MORIARTY: That's because she isn't.

COUNTESS: James!

(Moriarty and the Countess kiss passionately)

MORIARTY: If you loved a woman like this, Lieutenant, would you be content to let her remain a simulation?

BARCLAY: You, you gave her consciousness?

MORIARTY: Yes, just as it was given to me.

BARCLAY: Well I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

MORIARTY: Nonsense. It was the only thing to do.

BARCLAY: Have you tried to take her off the holodeck yet?

MORIARTY: No. I am unwilling to risk the Countess' safety. I want to make sure nothing will happen to her.

COUNTESS: We may be closer to freedom than you think, James. These devices will enhance our molecular patterns. They'll help take us into the real world.

MORIARTY: Oh, please, proceed.

The experiment to transport a chair from the holodeck doesn't work and something occurs to Data.

Meanwhile in Engineering....

PICARD: You wanted to see me?

LAFORGE: Yes, Captain. I think I've found a way to reinstate your vocal authorisations. Give it a try.

PICARD: Computer, route all command functions to this location.

COMPUTER: Command functions are offline.

PICARD: Reinitialise them on my authorisation.

COMPUTER: Please input command codes.

PICARD: Picard, epsilon seven nine three.

COMPUTER: Command codes verified.

LAFORGE: That's it. That should do it. Wait a minute. It didn't work. The computer won't release the command pathways.

DATA: Geordi.

(Data throws a small device to La Forge, who catches it in his left hand)

LAFORGE: Why did you do that, Data?

Because Geordi is right handed and... uh oh!

Data drops the bomb on Picard.

DATA: Captain, I have determined how Moriarty was able to leave the holodeck. He never did. Neither did we. None of this is real. It is a simulation. We are still on the holodeck.

KA-BOOM! Mind blown! 

PICARD: Mister Data, who is real here?

DATA: You and I are real, sir, as is Lieutenant Barclay. We entered the holodeck together when we first went to see Moriarty.

PICARD: And from that point we have been existing in a holodeck simulation created by Professor Moriarty?

DATA: I believe that is the case, sir.

PICARD: I have just given the computer my command codes, thinking I would get control of the ship.

DATA: You may have inadvertently given Professor Moriarty the means of gaining control of the real Enterprise.

Yeah, about that....

Meanwhile on the bridge...



RIKER: Where is Captain Picard? What have you done with Lieutenant Barclay and Commander Data?

MORIARTY [on viewscreen]: They're safe, for now.

RIKER: Release control of this ship.

MORIARTY [on viewscreen]: I'm afraid I can't do that.

RIKER: What do you want?

MORIARTY [on viewscreen]: I only want what you have the luxury of taking for granted. Freedom. I want to leave this holodeck.

RIKER: I think you know that's impossible.

MORIARTY [on viewscreen]: Your crewmates here in my little ship in a bottle, seem a bit more optimistic.

RIKER: Oh?

MORIARTY [on viewscreen]: They attempted to use your transporter device to remove a simulated object from the holodeck.

LAFORGE: If they tried it, they must have thought they were on to something.

MORIARTY [on viewscreen]: Their attempt was futile because their transporter was a facsimile. I expect more from you.

LAFORGE: Just because our transporter is real doesn't mean it's going to work.

MORIARTY [on viewscreen]: I sense a distressing lack of enthusiasm on your parts.

WORF: Sir, warp core temperature is rising. Approaching critical levels.

MORIARTY [on viewscreen]: I have nothing to lose, Commander.

RIKER: Mister La Forge, start working on the problem.

By the way, the warp core cools back down.

Picard returns to Baker Street to have a little chat with the Countess.

Distinguished British ACTOR person in a scene with another distinguished Bristish ACTOR person? We're in for some good stuff now! 

PICARD: What does a woman like you see in a man like Moriarty?

COUNTESS: He's an exciting man, Captain. He's brilliant, incisive, he's ruthless. He has an almost irresistible appeal.

PICARD: He's also an arch-criminal.

COUNTESS: Only because he was written like that. I see him entirely differently, Captain, he is not a villain.

PICARD: So it's your desire to leave the holodeck to be with him.

COUNTESS: More than anything. Can you help us?

PICARD: Yes, I can. We have learned that if we uncouple the transporter's Heisenberg Compensators and allow them to re-scramble randomly, we can beam a holodeck object or a person off the grid with all of the cohesion of conventional matter.

COUNTESS: Oh! Oh, that's splendid. I must tell James.

PICARD: No, please. Wait. I have brought you this information because I think you are someone who will listen to a reasonable proposition. Someone whose mind is open to compromise.

COUNTESS: Yes?

PICARD: My ship is in danger. It is imperative that I regain navigational control. I want you to persuade Professor Moriarty to return the voice command to me, or I will not modify the transporter.

COUNTESS: I see.

PICARD: Now, once I have regained voice command, I will transport you from the holodeck.

COUNTESS: Forgive me, Captain, but that does sound more like a threat than a compromise.

PICARD: Countess, you must understand that I am responsible for more than one thousand lives.

COUNTESS: I will do what I can.

What she can do is tattle to Moriarty.

MORIARTY: Think, my dear. You're certain he said they had to uncouple the Heisenberg compensators?

COUNTESS: Yes, James, I'm quite certain. But he won't do it unless you return control of the ship to him.

MORIARTY: I have them running around like rats in a maze.

COUNTESS: What harm would there be in accepting his proposition?

MORIARTY: My dear, you are as brilliant as you are beautiful. Nonetheless, there are things you do not understand. Now, please, you must let me handle this. Computer, arch. Moriarty to Commander Riker.

RIKER [OC]: Riker here.

MORIARTY: Commander Riker, a pleasure as always.

RIKER [on monitor]: I don't have time for games, Moriarty. This ship is falling into a gravity well. It'll be destroyed within twenty five minutes, holodeck and all.

MORIARTY: Then I'm sure you'll be motivated to listen to me very, very carefully. I want to talk to you about uncoupling the Heisenberg compensators.

We turn to the transporter room where Moriarty and the Countess materialize. 

RIKER: Welcome aboard.

MORIARTY: May I present Regina, the Countess Bartholomew.

RIKER: Countess.

COUNTESS: Commander.

RIKER: You'll forgive me if I skip the formalities given the circumstances.

MORIARTY: Ah, yes. I expect you want me to relinquish my hold on your vessel.

RIKER: Please.

MORIARTY: I'm afraid that won't be possible just yet.

RIKER: We had an agreement.

MORIARTY: And I intend to honour it. I have no desire to see your vessel destroyed. Just give me one of your shuttlecraft, and allow us to leave in peace.

RIKER: We don't have time for this. You release the command codes and we'll talk.

MORIARTY: I will not release your vessel until I am looking at it through a shuttlecraft window.

So a shuttlecraft exits the Enterprise into the diamond studded taspetry of space.  

COUNTESS: This is so beautiful.

MORIARTY: Indeed, my dear. It is a wondrous sight. The first of many we are sure to encounter in our travels. Computer, interface with the central computer on the Enterprise.

COMPUTER: Interface complete.

MORIARTY: Release command function lockouts. Authorisation Moriarty, alpha two four one five nine.

COUNTESS: James?

MORIARTY: Yes, my love?

COUNTESS: Can we go back to Earth some day?

MORIARTY: Of course, my dear. Of course.

Back in the Enterprise shuttlebay...

Hey, what's Picard doing there? 

PICARD: Computer. Store programme Picard delta one in active memory and discontinue simulation.

(the shuttlebay disappears)

WAIT! What the what?

Everyone gathers in the observation lounge with a cube shaped thingy on the table.

Hey, lay some plot exposition on me! 

PICARD: We managed to programme the holodeck inside the holodeck, and use the same ruse that Moriarty used on us.

DATA: When he was attempting to contact the real Bridge, he was in fact speaking to a simulation.

TROI: You mean he never knew he hadn't left the holodeck?

PICARD: In fact, the programme is continuing even now inside that cube.

CRUSHER: A miniature holodeck?

DATA: In a way, Doctor. However, there is no physicality. The programme is continuous but only within the computer's circuitry.

BARCLAY: As far as Moriarty and the Countess know, they're half way to Meles Two by now. This enhancement module contains enough active memory to provide them experiences for a lifetime.

PICARD: They will live their lives and never know any difference.

TROI: In a sense, you did give Moriarty what he wanted.

PICARD: In a sense. But who knows? Our reality may be very much like theirs. All this might be just be an elaborate simulation running inside a little device sitting on someone's table. Well, we have a newborn star to study. Mister Barclay, you will keep that safe?

BARCLAY: Aye, sir.

(everyone else leaves. Barclay looks around him nervously.)

BARCLAY: Computer, end programme.

(Barclay is relieved when nothing happens.)  

And we are done! 

Gotta love Picard's meta reference of "All this might be just be an elaborate simulation running inside a little device sitting on someone's table."  Because it is and it's called Star Trek: The Next Generation

Both Andrea and I will cop to trying this in times when too much seems to be going wrong at one time: "Computer, end programme."

It hasn't worked.... so far.

The long time frame between appearances for Moriarty was apparently due to the estate of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle threatening to sue Paramount for monkeying around with their Sherlock Holmes IP.  Paramount settled the matter by agreeing to cancel Stephen Colbert's talk show.  (Oops! 21st century bitterness bleeding into 1993. Sorry 'bout that.)  

I've seen conflicting stories about what happened next. Some say a deal was reached with the estate and others have said the studio realized the estate did not have a case.

One way or another we got "Ship In a Bottle".  

I've always enjoyed "Ship In a Bottle" with it's twisty "what is real" plot and splendid performances from Daniel Davis and Stephanie Beacham.  

I'm not the only one with a positive assessment of the episode.  

  • "Ship in a Bottle" was ranked the 21st of the 100 top episodes of all Star Trek by The Hollywood Reporter in 2016.
  • In 2011, this episode was noted by Forbes as one of the top ten episodes of the franchise that explores the implications of advanced technology.
  • In 2016, TIME magazine ranked Moriarty as the 5th best villain character of the Star Trek franchise.
  • In 2012, Wired said this one of the best episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
  • In 2019, CBR ranked it as the third best holodeck-themed episode of all Star Trek franchise episodes up to that time.

When Moriarity proclaims "Cogito ergo sum", this is Latin for “I think, therefore I am”, a statement made by the French philosopher René Descartes (1596–1650). 

Descartes' analysis has become a foundation of modern philosophy.

It shifts focus to the mind and consciousness as the starting point of knowledge.

It shows that self-awareness is undeniable proof of existence.

"I think therefore I am" is also a philosophy that is full of holes but that is a debate for more seasoned philosophers.

Moriarty may think therefore he am but he am also still a computer program running inside a little device sitting on someone's table.

The subject of holograms gaining self-awareness and sentience will become relevant in Star Trek: Voyager when the Doctor, the EMH (Emergency Medical Hologram), is brought online... and has to keep running.

The Doctor and other holographic life forms are integral to Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.   

Daniel Davis returns for a brief cameo as a version of Moriarty in the 3rd season of Star Trek: Picard.  

No reference is made to the Moriarty cube again. I hope it survived the crash of the Enterprise-E in Star Trek: Generations.

Dwight Schultz has a cameo as Barclay in Star Trek: First Contact and has a recurring role in latter seasons of Star Trek: Voyager as an Alpha quadrant specialist working to recover Voyager from the Delta quadrant.  

It is possible Moriarty and the Countess are still having adventures in their cube on a table in Barclay's breakfast nook. 

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Once again, thanks to Chrissie's Transcripts Site for helping me compose these posts. 

Next week I'm gonna uncouple the Heisenberg Compensators for  a break from our season by  season look at Star Trek: The Next Generation. 

But we're back in two weeks for the 7th and final season as the spotlight falls on an episode that I 99% enjoy.

And the 1% that royally pisses me off!  


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