Friday, July 24, 2026

Your Friday Video Link: Homer Simpson's The Odyssey


The Odyssey from director Christopher Nolan is currently in theaters amassing major box office and glowing reviews.

It's 3 hours long.

Or you can cover the epic tale in a few minutes. Your Friday Video Link is a summary of Homer Simpson as Odysseus.


Keeping this post short and sweet, guys! Got a lot on my plate.

Until next time, remember to be good to one another.


Thursday, July 23, 2026

Comic Book Retro Spotlight: "There's No Hope In Crime Alley"

When I wasn't doing my 50 year comic flashback posts every month, I missed some months with some comics that were influential in my nascent comic book collecting days.

One of those months was December 1975 and one of those issues was Detective Comics#457.

It starts off with this gorgeous cover by Dick Giordano with colors by Tatjanna Wood.  



The lead story in this issue was "There's No Hope In Crime Alley" written by Denny O'Neil and illustrated by Dick Giordano. 
 

I actually did a post about this issue back on July 24, 2014, almost to day 12 years ago.  

I've been doing this blog that long.

What have I done with my life? 

Sorry. I need to sit with myself and be depressed.

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...

...

OK, I'm back. So if you don't mind, I'm going to let my 12 year younger self do most of the heavy lifting for this post.

Old person me will return at the end.   

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Today I wanted to take a look at a story that I read way back in my youth, a story that continues to be a favorite of mine and of many other Bat-fans, "There's No Hope In Crime Alley".


Written by Denny O'Neil and illustrated by Dick 
Giordano, it relates the tale of Batman revisiting the site of his parents' murder on the anniversary of their deaths. But 
more, he's on the lookout for a particular individual. 
































It seems in modern Batman stories, you can't go more than 
a month or two without seeing Thomas and Martha Wayne 
being shot dead and poor young Bruce left alone with his 
grief and his rage.  But when I first started reading comics 
on a regular basis, this was not always the case. Now 
I can't swear to the veracity of my memory on this but I do 
believe "There Is No Hope..." is the first time I had witnessed 
a modern telling of the seminal event that led to 
Bruce Wayne's destiny as the Batman.  








































I may not have been quite as young as Bruce Wayne is 
depicted here when I read this story but I was still young 
enough to understand the raw terror of watching your parents murdered. 

What O'Neil adds here is the element of someone 
who took this devastated young boy in her arms and did 
what she could to help.

As we discover, it is this woman that Batman is keeping 
watch for, this woman who showed him kindness and 
compassion. And for the first time, I truly realized the pain 
at the core of Bruce Wayne that drives the Batman to 
do what he does. 





































I've not sure what led editor Julius Schwartz 
to get Dick Giordano to draw this story. 

By this point, Giordano was no longer the mainstay inker of 
the Bat titles he had been earlier in the 1970's, working 
with Irv Novick, Bob Brown and Neal Adams

But there's a certain grounded quality to Giordano's 
work that underscores the reader's empathy with O'Neil's 
words and the actions of the Batman. So kudos to 
Dick Giordano for a magnificent job as well as to 
Julie Schwartz for getting him.  

But a tip of the hat to Denny O'Neil who crafts an 
extraordinary story in those brief 12 pages. 

When Batman finally meets up with Leslie Thompkins, we 
find two people shaped by the same tragedy. But whereas 
Bruce swore vengeance on all criminals and took up 
the guise of a bat to bring fear to evildoers, Leslie 
Thompkins pursues her work with the same 
kindness and compassion she gave to young Bruce.  

And through her, Batman realizes that maybe there is hope in 
Crime Alley after all. 

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'Tis I, OLD Dave-El back.  Detective Comics#457 
also featured an Elongated Man back up, 
the conclusion of a two parter by Bob 
Rozakis and Kurt Shaffenberger.


Given the lighter tone of most Elongated 
stories, I'm a bit surprised Schaffenberger 
wasn't called on more often to draw his adventures.

Ralph Dibny drank a formula called "Gingold" to 
give him is stretching powers. It had been 
established that Sue was allergic to this 
formula so one central mystery to this tale is 
how is she doing that?


Sue saves Ralph and reveals the tricks of her trade.


So Sue loses out on recognition for her own achievements but 
hey, she's part of a power couple so there's that. 

Hey, it was 1975. We thought polyester was a fashion choice 
so what did we know?  

But the main driving force was that poweful lead story,

Over the years, the role of Leslie Thompkins has been retconned
where she became a medical doctor who knows Batman is Bruce Wayne and has provided medical assistance to Batman and his retinue.

Thompkins is still a character driven by compassion but she has a sharper edge to her and less than patient with Bruce's chosen 
life of violence.    



by Mike W Barr, Alan Davis and Paul Neary , Detective Comics#574 (1987)


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Next week: Comic Book Retro 50 returns with a look at the comic books I bought in July 1976.     

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

Bananas Be Thy Name

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Until next time, remember to be good to one another. 

Tuesday, July 21, 2026

Tuesday TV Touchbase: The Vampire Lestat



This weekend brought to a conclusion the lastest season of the Interview With A Vampire saga, The Vampire Lestat.

While the title change indicates the change in focus from Louis de Pointe du Lac to Lestat de Lioncourt, the shadow of all that occurred before still looms large over what is happening now.

Such as the terrible fate of their daughter Claudia.

After presumably killing Lestat at the end of season 1, Louis and Claudia booked it to Paris in the 1940's and became involved with a vampire community called the Théâtre des Vampire. Louis gets a new lover and mentor in the form of the Vampire Armand. 

Spoiler: Lestat ain't dead and was a patron of the Théâtre des Vampire. For Claudia's role in trying to murder their patron, the Parisian community sentence her and her vampire lover Madeline to death by sunlight.  

It was a horrible, violent death and watching a defiant Claudia, along with Madeline, crumble into dust is a terrible scene that remains burned into my memory. 

And Louis's biographer Daniel Malloy puts things together that Lestat was not the enemy Louis and Claudia thought he was and it was Armand who was working against Louis. 

Daniel completes and publishes his book "Interview With A Vampire" and gets turned into a vampire by Armand and that brings us to The Vampire Lestat. 

The Vampire Lestat is frontman for a punk rock band called "The Vampire Lestat".  He's on a bus tour of a various mid-sized venues, building a small but devoted cult following. 

Lestat is tapping into centuries of pain, loss, longing, desire, rage, guilt, yadda yadda yadda crafting songs for his big kick ass album.

Lestat is also in a love/hate/obsesssive/sexual relationship with his mother, the Vampire Sofia. Yes, Lestat is fucking his mother and we could try to explain it or just go with Lestat's excuse,"It's different for vampires." 

When Louis finds out about this relationship, he will not agree that "it's different for vampires." 

SIDE NOTE: Jennifer Ehle who plays Sofia was born in Winston-Salem, NC and attended the North Carolina School of the Arts.  

Louis, using various aliases, has built an empire of property, think Monopoly but with actual hotels and also vampires.  Louis has discovered Regina, a diner waitress who looks like Claudia. Louis acually pays Regina to pretend to be Claudia. 

In the background of all this is Armand who is up to sketchy shit, slyly plotting against Louis and Lestat. Helping him with all that is Daniel Malloy.

And the big thing rumbling through the vampire community at large is something called the Great Conversion, a plan to bolster the number of vampires in the world.  

And there's the Talamasca, a secret society that's trying to navigate the perils of a world with vampires and witches in it.

That is a LOT to keep track off.  

OK, back to Louis and Regina...

Regina's read the "Interview With A Vampire" book and gets the details right but this doesn't provide the closure Louis is looking for regarding his guilt over Claudia's fate.

So Louis and Lestat arrange a meeting with a Mayfair Witch (oh, do I need to start watching Mayfair Witches?) to conduct a seance.  The witch sommons the spirit of Claudia and she is not happy. At all.  Most of her rage is directed at Louis.

Yeah, Lestat is a total prick but he never hid that. But Louis tried to pretend he was better than that and it's his fault Claudia was condemned to existence as a vampire.  

Also wherever Claudia's soul has been since her death in Paris 80 years before, Madeline was not there with her and she's not here in now and this really pisses off Claudia as she screams Madeline's name before vanishing.  

Well, that was a lot. Sitting on a park bench, processing what they just witnessed, Lestat and Louis chat with a warm and gentle familiarity. Perhaps there's an actual chance for our gay vampire couple. 

Until Armand and Daniel slice their heads off. 

Wait! Who did what to who how now? 

Which brings us to the season finale.

Armand has Louis's head and his body hooked to wires and shit in a makeshift lab while he torments and tortures him. He also has Lestat's body but not his head.

Lestat's head is buried in Daniel's bowling bag.  Inside his dying brain, Lestat is put on trial by manifestations of his maker Magnus, Sofia, Louis, others he had turned into vampires over the centuries.  They accuse him of squandering his vampire existence and condemn him as a failure.  

Lestat asserts himself against his accusers.  If he is a failure, it means he tried to do something with his life.  

I can't begin to summarize or analyze these twin torments that the severed heads of Louis and Lestat endure.

Let's just cut to the end and Louis and Lestat get their heads sewn back on.  

The episode ends with Lestat looking out from a balcony as the sun rises on a burned and shattered world. 

The Great Conversion went too far? That's a question for another season.

If Interview With A Vampire felt more (for lack of a better word) grounded, The Vampire Lestat leans harder into absurdity, with Lestat's drama queen rock star and the growing threat of an exposed vampire community demanding more than a furtive existence in the shadows.  Add in some full on mad scientist shit (Lestat and Louis spend time as just heads and then get them sewed back on to their bodies? Really?) and The Vampire Lestat is a wild and chaotic ride.  

I'll be honest, I'm not sure I understood it all but damn, I had a blast trying to hang on to whatever this was. 

That is that for this week's Tuesday TV Touchbase!

Next week: Spider Noir! 

Until next time, remember to be good to one another and try to keep it down in there, would ya? I'm trying to watch TV over here.   


 


Monday, July 20, 2026

A Matter of Priorities

Hello! Regrettably, today's post is about Donald Trump.

After Spain defeated Argentina 1-0, Trump showed up at New York's MetLife Stadium at the FIFA World Cup final to present the trophy and ruin everyone's fun.

Let me quote what the crowd had to say about that:

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

¡Felicidades a España por ganar la final de la Copa del Mundo!

Anyway....

On with the regularly scheduled program.   

Last week, Li'l Donnie Trump decided to put on his Presidentin' Pants and stake out some prime real estate on television to present a message from the White House on a matter of utmost importance.  

Whine like a bitch about the 2020 election.  

You might think Trump's war with Iran that's spinning out of control would be something to command his attention but from what I can tell, that little dust up he started in the Middle East? Yeah, he's bored with that. Despite the continual loss of American lives.  (At least 3 U.S. service members were killed this weekend.) 

Hey, remember how all the MAGA faithful fell in line for their lord and savior because shit cost too much in 2024? And how he promised that he alone would could make prices come down? And now in 2026, shit costs MORE?  Hey, you dumb motherfuckers, that shit ain't on Li'l Donnie's radar.  

His delusional mind tells him he has created a goddam golden age of America and everything is great and wonderful and your hamburger costs LESS no matter what your eyes tell you at the grocery store.

Trump's net worth has grown exponentially since he returned tot the White House with all the insider trading and foreign entities buying up his goddam bitcoin to curry favor and influence. For Li'l Donnie himself, I guess it has been a fucking golden age. 

You have to pay more for food and gas? Fuck you!

der Führer has more important things on his mind.   

Someone as "wonderful" and "perfect" as himself could not have lost the election in 2020.  

He could not have disappointed his dead daddy by losing an election. 

So he clings to his fantasy that big ol' meanies took his precious election victory from him to make him look bad.

The vaunted address to the nation offered nothing new, just more spewing of his baseless accusations of a rigged election. 

Trump claimed he declassified a bunch of documents that would prove his point.

These documents were posted on the White House website and...  well, I'll be damned those documents do have some information about election interference.

  • By the Russians.
  • To make Joe Biden looked a like a criminal. 
  • And help Trump win.

Gee, Li'l Donnie did NOT mention that in his speech.  

Trump did mention China and the docs do reference China's intent to put their thumb on the scale of our electoral process because they really did not want Trump to win.

But those some documents provide nothing to show China acted on that intent. 

Did Donald Trump not read these documents first?

Don't be silly! Of course he didn't. 

Poor li'l Donnie can't read.  

Another things these documents do not do is point to any of the alleged weaknesses in election security that Trump whines about that he claims "Dumocrats" use to steal elections. 

Trump takes out the "B" in "dumb" because he says people don't know there's a "B" in "dumb".   

Well, I guess his people might not know that.


Trump used his speech to again push for the Senate to vote for the SAVE Act and abolish the filibuster if that's what it takes to pass it.  

Would it surprise you there is nothing in this so-called "evidence" Trump presented that alludes to any of the problems the SAVE Act is supposed to address? 



The SAVE Act would require proof of citizenship to register to vote and severely curtail conviences to citizens like mail in voting.  

People on both sides of the aisle have looked into this and all come away with fairly consistent conclusions: our election system is quite secure and when people do try to do something they're not supposed to, that system is pretty damn good at catching them.    

When I say "both sides of the aisle", I do need to caution there are the persistent Trump loyalists like Utah Sen. Mike Lee who heard Trump's rambling rant Thursday night and is all hyped up to get the SAVE Act passed in order to appease his beloved patron saint of MAGA.  

Who cares if the SAVE Act is solving a problem that does not exist? To Sen. Lee and others like him, Trump is his lord and shepherd and if Trump says it is a problem, then it is a problem!

And if the SAVE Act makes der Führer, then by God Trump, let's pass the SAVE Act! 

Trump took time on American television Thursday night to rail against a problem that doesn't exist. 

There is only a problem at all because Donald Trump is a lying, petulant, bullying, unintelligent, sociopathic, dishonorable, treasonous, gutless, moronic, heartless, soulless, slimy, loathsome, vile, incompetent, psychotic, crooked, disgusting, reprehensible, revolting, horrible, malicious, obnoxious, hateful, narcissistic, small-minded, despicable god damn, motherfucking piece of shit.  

It's a matter of priorities and your priorities are not his because what's important to most American citizens means fuck all to Donald J. Trump. 


And to quote the crowd at the FIFA World Cup final:

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

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Sunday, July 19, 2026

Star Trekking With Doctor Who




It's another edition of Star Trekking, my regular blog post devoted to my Star Trek fandom.

As you can see from the additional graphic below, my other fandom is visiting today, Doctor Who.









Today's topic is Star Trek crossing over with Doctor Who?

Can it happen?

According to Akiva Goldsman, showrunner for Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, he was certainly trying to make it happen.  

In ST: SNW season 3's "The Sehlat Who Ate Its Tail", there is a blink and you'll miss it image of the TARDIS caught with the Enterprise by a scavenger ship.


Also the Enterprise's engineer 
Commander Pelia (Carol Kane) obliquely referenced accompanying a "time travelling doctor".

While discussing the Doctor's Easter Egg appearance in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Goldsman said he had been actively working with Russell T. Davies on pulling together a crossover.  

Goldsman said, “We were trying with Russell to do a crossover. We were for years. Again, these are the near misses, but we got not unclose, and we had some really cool conversations about it. And so, certainly in our view, I mean, Pelia traveled in the TARDIS. Why not?"

Russell T Davies has expressed his desire to make a crossover happen: "We would love to announce a crossover between Star Trek and Doctor Who!"   

"If anyone can make that happen... it’s fans that can make that happen! Two great big broadcasters, two great big empires – and their lawyers! – would have to come together, but we can do that, can’t we?"

Well, no! 

Does the BBC and Paramount not want our money? 

With both Star Trek AND Doctor Who not in active production, the chance of any kind of in canon crossover is very remote at this time.  

Where TV shows may not enter, comic books will not fear to tread.  



And where comics book dare to tred, some questionable fan fiction can certainly muck about.  

In the Doctor Who episode "Space Babies", in which the Fifteenth Doctor (Ncuti Gatwa) declares to companion Ruby Sunday (Millie Gibson) that they should visit the Enterprise sometime.

Ruby knows them as characters in a TV show.  The Doctor knows them to be real. 

That was in 2024.  

But 11 years before that, this was sort of the premise of a little something-something I wrote and posted back on Sunday, May 26,2013.  

The Doctor Meets Captain Kirk

The Doctor Meets Captain Kirk

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Scene opens: the TARDIS console room as the 10th Doctor 
makes adjustments and Rose scrolls through data on a monitor.

Doctor: So, Rose, has the TARDIS database provided any inspiration where...or when...we should go next?

Rose: It's so overwhelming, all these choices. Still, after that
 mess with the Ood and the Beast, I think I can narrow down our search towards a...little...rest and relaxation.

Doctor: (leans against the console with a blissful smile) Ah, 
rest and relaxation. (Then he makes a face) Nyah! C'mon, Rose! Find some place exciting.

Rose: How about this place? Dahlforius Six seems interesting.

Doctor: Oh! Oh! Yes, Rose, I haven't been to Dahlforius Six in...in...centuries! Lots of fun stuff to do!

Rose: "Fun stuff", Doctor?

Doctor (pulls back a bit on his excitement): I can do fun stuff if I want to.

Rose (looking back at the read out): What are Vapor Jet Falls?

Doctor: Oh, what a rush, Rose! It is the most amazing ride! 
(pauses a second) Well, you just have to watch out for the odd mountain.

Rose: Odd mountain?

Doctor: There's this mountain that's quite...odd. Has some 
kind of personality disorder.

Rose: Doctor, how can a mountain..?

Suddenly the TARDIS lurches sideways as the time rotor slows down.

Rose and the Doctor (standing wobbily before falling to the 
floor): Whooaaaa!

Rose (slowly picking herself up off the floor): What was that, Doctor?

Doctor (springing to his feet and lunging towards the TARDIS console): Not sure. Finding out. It's OK, everything's going to be just fine.

Rose: I'm fine, Doctor. Don't worry about (she stops when she realizes the Doctor was talking to the TARDIS as he strokes the console) ...okay.

Doctor (still talking to the TARDIS): C'mon, old girl, what's got 
you in such a tizzy? Oh, there's the trouble.

Rose: What is it?

Doctor: Appears we're in the wake of a passing spaceship 
travelling at warp speed. Oh, warp speed? How quaint. Unfortunately, the TARDIS's temporal phase harmonics were 
out of sync with the bisecting warp field differential resulting in a spatial temporal incursion...

Rose: Doctor, can you put all that in English, please?

The Doctor turns to Rose as if to speak, then pauses for a 
moment's thought.

Doctor: Ah, no. No, I can't. Sorry. Anyway, it won't take long to 
get the TARDIS in proper working order but we will need to 
land for a few minutes. I can coax a short hop out of her.

Rose: Where're we going to land?

Doctor: Oh, I was thinking about...borrowing a lift from that 
passing spaceship. Well, they...whoever they are...caused all this trouble. It seems only fair.

Rose: We could be heading for more trouble.

Doctor (grinning broadly): Rose, we're always heading for more trouble. Still, a few minutes rest and we'll be on our way. I'll make sure to materialize somewhere inconspicuous.

As the TARDIS dematerializes where it was floating in space, the scene shifts ahead to catch up with the spaceship.

The ship...is the Starship Enterprise, model 1701, flagship of 
the Federation. And our point of view passes through the top 
of the ship and on to the bridge. Captain Kirk is signing off on a computer pad as Scotty enters the bridge.

Scotty: Aye, Captain, that strange disruption in the warp field 
has gone away.

Kirk: Thank you, Mister Scott. Mister Spock! Analysis!

Spock: There is very little to give, Captain. The sensors 
detected a faint pulse of energy that I did not recognize. 
Whatever it was, it has vanished completely from our sensors.

Kirk: So maybe we just a hit a pebble in the road.

Spock: A pebble in the...

Kirk: Never mind, Spock. Mr. Sulu, steady as she goes, 
warp factor 2.

Sulu: Yes, Captain, warp factor two.

Kirk: Uhura, send a message to...Starfleet Command that the Enterprise is.....

Spock: Captain! The sensors are reading that unknown energy again. It's a stronger reading this time. And (Spock looks up from his station) it is heading for the Enterprise!

Kirk: Mister Sulu, screen on.

Sulu: Screen on, sir.

Kirk: Spock, can we...lock in coordinates, get a visual on this energy?

Spock: Captain, I surmise that...

Uhura: Captain, what is that strange noise?

Kirk: That...noise! Coming from everywhere...and nowhere. I've...never heard anything like it.

Spock: Captain, it seems the source of the energy..

Uhura: Captain Kirk! Look!

By the ship's flight console, the bridge crew sees a shimmering of color and light, feel a wind that is not entirely made of air and the growing sound that defies their ability to describe it. The shimmering becomes a shape and the noise suddenly ends with a 
loud "thunk".

Spock: The source of the energy has come here.

On the bridge of the Starship Enterprise, there now stood a quaintly designed blue box.



Sulu: "Police Box"? What's that?

Kirk (turning towards Spock): Analysis?

Spock (arching an eyebrow): Your guess is, as they say on 
Earth, as good as mine.

And inside the blue box, the TARDIS, the Doctor runs both 
his hands through his unruly hair while looking at the 
monitor showing the Enterprise bridge crew as Rose smirks, 
her back to the monitor.

Rose: Somewhere...inconspicuous, you said.

Doctor: Yeah, well, you know.

Rose: So, this is the part where I say, "What now, Doctor?"

Doctor: Well, the TARDIS still needs a little more time to 
finish recalibrating. And since I'm not familiar with this 
culture and I have no idea what their weaponry is...

Rose: You're going to talk to them.

Doctor (throwing on his long coat over his suit): I'm going to 
talk to them. The TARDIS only needs a few minutes more 
but there's no telling what kind of trouble they might cause out 
there in that time unless someone comes out and says 
"Hello". Rose, stay here. (The Doctor exits.)

Rose: Yeah, like that'll happen. Let me grab my jacket and...
(Rose looks at the monitor and sees the bridge crew for the first time.) They look familiar. Wait a minute! (Rose eyes go wide.) 
No way!

Meanwhile outside the TARDIS, the Doctor slips through the 
front door and is immediately greeted by Starfleet officers 
aiming phasers at him.

Doctor (grinning widely): Oh, hello!

Kirk: Who are...

Doctor (immediately starts roaming around the bridge): Wow! 
What a spaceship you've got here! Lots of lights and colors! Gleaming metal!

Kirk: Will you...

Doctor: Very sleek! Now this is a proper spaceship! Oh, some 
of the relics I've been on lately...

Kirk (very forcefully): WHO are you and WHAT are you doing on MY starship?
 
Doctor (stops, drops the grin): Oooh, sorry. I tend to gab a bit. 
I'm the Doctor.

Kirk: Doctor who?

Doctor (grinning again): Just the Doctor. (Pulls out psychic 
paper) You will see my credentials are in order.

Sulu: Captain, he's with the Senior Admiral's office!

Spock: No, Mr. Sulu, he is not.

Uhura: But we can see his identification...

Spock: Our visitor is holding a piece of paper with psychic 
attributes somehow imbedded in...

Rose (comes out of the TARDIS, excited, looks wide eyed at Spock): It IS you!

Kirk: And who...is this?

Doctor: Er, Rose. Rose Tyler. Sorry. Rose, I said to stay...

Rose (pointing at Spock): But that's Spock!

Doctor (puzzled): What? Who?

Rose: Yes, that's Spock and that's Uhura and Scotty and Sulu. 
And the Captain of the Startship Enterprise, James T Kirk.

Kirk: How do you know who...we are?

Doctor (equally incredulous): Yes, that's what I like to know. 
We just got here.

Rose (exasperated with the Doctor): They're from the TV 
show, Star Trek. Mickey and I used to watch it all the time 
when we were kids.

Scotty: TV show? What pray tell are you talking about, lassie!

Sulu: Could this be a Romulan plot?

Spock: Not very likely, Mr. Sulu.

Doctor: This is NOT a television program, Rose.

Rose (rolling her eyes): Of course not, Doctor. No cameras, no studio lights. But still...

Kirk: Doctor, I want some straight answers and...I want 
them now.

Doctor: A most sensible suggestion, Captain...?

Rose: Kirk.

Doctor: Yes, Kirk! Well, Captain Kirk, we're just travelers and 
our vessel, my TARDIS, was damaged when....wait! 
(looks back at Rose) Did I just say Captain Kirk?

Rose: Yeah!

Doctor: Wow! Rose, you were right! They are...

Kirk: Doctor?!

Doctor: Yes, right, straight answers. Well...Captain Kirk...
we're just travelers and.... (The Doctor suddenly moves 
forward and shakes Kirk's hand) Oh, I must say what a thrill 
and an honor to meet-

Suddenly the TARDIS makes a quick VWORP noise and 
the light on top starts to flash.

Rose: Um, Doctor?

Doctor: Oh good! The TARDIS has finished recalibrating! 
Sorry for barging in like this. We'll just run along and 
I'll have this off your carpeting...ooh, a starship with carpeting...

Rose (smiling brightly and waving): Bye. It was fantastic meeting you for real. Oh, Mr. Spock?

Spock: Yes?

Rose (gives the Vulcan salute): Live long and prosper!

Spock gives the salute back, with a nod. Rose smiles and winks, then goes inside the TARDIS, leaving Spock arching a bemused eyebrow.

Doctor: Yeah, what she said. Alon-zy! (And he ducks inside the TARDIS which begins to dematerialize, then vanishes.)

Kirk: What...what is...going on here, Spock?

Spock: Inconclusive. But I estimate the probability at 92% 
that the Doctor and Rose were in fact who they said they were: merely a pair of travelers who were temporarily sidetracked 
to our ship. And quite probably, they were also...

Scotty: Bonkers?

Uhura: Mad?

Sulu: Off their rockers?

Spock: I believe the human idiom that comes closest to fairly 
and accurately describing their mental state would be..koo-koo.

Kirk: Koo-koo, Mister Spock?

Spock: It is the most logical assessment I can make

Uhura: Do you wish me to send word to Starfleet Command 
about-

Kirk: No, I...don't think so.

Spock: Captain, I am fascinated by their assertion that the 
Doctor and Rose recognized us from a fictional entertainment program.

Kirk: I...would not worry about that, Spock. As you say...koo-koo. In fact, I think...it might be best if we ...don't...mention this again.

Whole bridge crew murmurs their ascent.

Spock: A pebble in the road, Captain?

Kirk: Yes, Mr. Spock. Just a pebble in the road. Full ahead, Mr. Sulu; warp factor three.

Inside the TARDIS.

Rose: Doctor, how can there really be a Captain Kirk and an Enterprise and a Mister Spock in real life when they're just 
fictional characters on a TV show?

Doctor: Well, quantum variations in temporal mechanics 
in parallel to...

Rose: Just say you don't know.

Doctor (lowers voice as if embarrassed): I don't know.

Rose: Doctor, I was wondering: is it possible that somewhere 
our lives are just a TV show?

Doctor: What? A TV show about a daft old man in a box 
travelling randomly through time and space with a young 
female companion while always getting into trouble? 
(The Doctor pauses a moment. Then...) Nyah! Who would 
want to watch that?

Voice over: Annnnd..cut!

Scene shifts to a man with a head set standing next to a camera surrounded by more cameras, other TV equipment and various workers.

Director: And that's a wrap on another episode of Doctor Who. David and Billie, great job as always.

Billie: Thank you!

David (Scottish accent): Always a pleasure.

Director: Heads up, though. Russell's all frantic. Julie just 
told him we're over-budget on the last episode so Russell's 
doing a last minute re-write on the next one.

David: Uh oh! This won't be pretty!

Billie: Ooh boy! Russell and re-writes..brrrr! David, we 
best make ourselves scarce.

David: Right! Yeah, we can't stick around. I've got this...thing...

Billie: Yeah, me too. I've got a...thing too...

David & Billie: 'Bye!

David & Billie rush off in different directions as our view 
moves over to a cluster of equipment where, obscured from everyone else's view, is the Doctor and Rose.




Doctor (not happy): Well, that's rubbish! That...that doesn't even look like me!

Rose (also not happy): My butt is not that big.

Doctor: Well, you know what they say, Rose?

Rose: What's that, Doctor?

Doctor: That's show biz!

The Doctor aims his sonic screwdriver at the screen, then the screen goes black.


---fade out---

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For Doctor Who stuff, I've got a post forthcoming of
Doctor Who 
Is CLASSIC! 

Jon Pertwee is the Doctor for one last epic adventure! 

It's "Planet of the Spiders!"







For Star Trek stuff, the 4th season of
Star Trek: Strange New 
Worlds will premiere this week. 

The first episode “Valles Marineris” drops July 23rd. 


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