Absolutely Something

WAR! 

Good god y'all! 

What is it good for?

Absolutely... something?

I'm sure it's something... important.

Hold on, I have a list around here somewhere.

OK, we're several days into this war that is not a war but it is a war unless it's not then maybe....

Stop. Let me try again.

<deep breath>

OK, we're several days into this fuckery...

(Yeah, that's better.) 

Several days into this fuckery in Iran and Donald Trump and his clown car full of snivelling syncophants are tripping over each other why this fuckery is happening and what are the goals of this fuckery and how the fuck will the fuckery end.

One thing is clear: people gonna die! 

     

The United States has had casualties in this fuckery and when asked about them, Lord Farquaad I mean Donald Trump said, "It is what it is."

Such a sensitive caring man, our Li'l Donnie.

Another Trump acolyte posting about the war/fuckery dead added a flag emoji and the comment, "FREEDOM IS NEVER FREE!!!"  

So people are getting injured and dying all because of... something? I swear I had a list somewhere.

I have a list in my post on Saturday that mostly attributed der Führer's motives for this war -slash- fuckery to Trump being pissed off about something.

Yeah, you think I'm just having some fun with you, huh? Donald Trump is focused like a laser on the mission to keep Iran from getting nuclear weapons.

And making them pay for interfering in our 2020 election.

Wait! What?

Yep! Li'l Donnie helpfully added an item to my list by claiming Iran engaged in election interference to make him look bad.

Look, for all the muddle about why Li'l Donnie decided to sick the military on Iran, I still hold to my position I posted about on Saturday that this whole mess owes it's existence for the same reason any mess Trump stirs up tends to exist: to service his ego.

His insatiable desire to look tougher than he is and think he's smarter than he is coupled with his toddler level lack of impulse control is what gets us (as of now)  6 American serivce members dead.

And that school that got shelled that upset Andrea upset on Saturday? That death toll is now up to 153 children.

Dead children! To make Li'l Donnie Trump feel better about himself. 

Meanwhile, the base of MAGA cultists who voted his sorry fat ass into office are fractured.

Some of them distinctly remember Trump telling them there would be no foreign wars on his watch. This attack on Iran feels like he might've been lying to them?

Others are re-writing their memories to twist themselves into bizarre leaps of logic to testify all this mess with Iran is perfectly in line with Trumpian MAGA theology.  

Want another reason why we are are war?

GOD!

Yeah, it seems dome military leaders are telling their troops that this assault on Iran is “all part of God’s divine plan.”

Reportedly one commander extolled his  vision that Trump “has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth.”

I understand if none of this is actually making you feel any better.

Yep, we got some nutsy koo-koo Christian fundementalists with their fingers on buttons and triggers just eager to set the world on fire to bring Jesus back.

As if Jesus would want to spend time with these fucking wahoos.

Back here at home, Andrea is worried that all this violence will lead to World War III.

I've tried to re-assure her this dust up will likely stay confined to the Middle East and she shouldn't worry about the conflict expanding out from....

What the fuck? Iran struck Europe?!?!

Yep, Iran launched a drone strike on Cyprus to attack an U.S. army base there.  

So....

I don't think I can cope with this right now.

Tomorrow's blog post is about comic books! YAY!

Batman goes out on a date! That should be fun!! 

Yeah, I'll focus on my comics why the world burns.

Well, I guess it's worth it if Li'l Donnie Trump feels better about himself.