The Attack On Iran and the Reasons Why

 I normally forego my current events/political post until Monday but my wife Andrea is upset about this RIGHT NOW and I don't want to put up with that drama alone so I'm a gonna vent on this blog RIGHT NOW.

The U.S. and Israel launched a major attack on Iran Saturday.

The official word is that this military operation is targetting members of Iran’s leadership.

Apparently one of our bombs took out a school which killed over fifty young girls.

Which is why Andrea is upset RIGHT NOW.

That report of the school strike and those killed was from Iran's state run news agency which means it could be true or it could be propoganda.  

The odds that those children may be dead at 50/50 did not to assuage my wife and she is still upset RIGHT NOW.

Maybe if we understood WHY this happening.

Donald Trump and his lackey in Israel Benjamin Netanyahu claim it's to stop Iran's nuclear weapon program.

But hey! Didn't we bomb Iran last summer and did Li'l Donnie declare that Iran's nuclear weapon program was obliterated?

If Iran's nuclear weapon program was obliterated, what nuclear weapon program is there for us to stop?

SIDE BAR: In the aftermath of that bombing strike in June, reports and analysis showed that at best the operation slowed down Iran's nuclear weapon program. Iran's nuclear weapon program was inconvenienced, hardly obliterated.

BUT guess what? Not only did der Führer stick to his narrative that Iran's nuclear weapon program was obliterated, all his snivelling syncophants came out in force. 

Pete Hegseth castigated the press for even suggesting the remote possibility that Iran's nuclear weapon program was anything less than obliterated. Any reports that the Iran's nuclear weapon program  was merely slowed down or inconvenienced was a damn lie because the press hates Donald Trump and want to see him fail.

Yes, Hegseth was a pissy little bitch about it.

So despite evidence to the contrary, Trump and his toadies continue to assert that Iran's nuclear weapon program was obliterated.

As recently as Tuesday's State of the Union, Li'l Donnie listed one of his accomplishments was that Iran's nuclear weapon program was obliterated.  

Thank you cut 'n' paste so I didn't have to type "Iran's nuclear weapon program" every time.❤

So endeth the side bar.

So back today's shit!

Why are we attacking Iran?

Other than stopping Iran's nuclear weapon program (despite it's reported obliteration), Trump and crew are dropping the magnaminous excuse of freeing the Iranian people from their repressive regime.

In a statement to the Iranian people, Trump said “When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take. This will be probably your only chance for generations."

Translation: "We're breaking it but we ain't buying it!"

So if this operation doesn't shake loose the current regime in Iran, Li'l Donnie has already queued up his scagegoat: it's not his fault if the Iranian people didn't rise up to take advantage of his most successful of all time military operation against Iran's oppressive government. 

On the other hand, if this operation does succeeed in shaking loose the current regime in Iran, you know der Führer will take full credit for it.

So nuclear shit or regime change shit, take your pick.

But come on! This is goddam Donald fucking Trump we're talking about here. 

So why are we really attacking Iran?

My best guess is that Li'l Donnie is pissed off and needs to take it out on somebody.

Pissed about what?

<Sigh!>

<cracks knuckles>

Okay!

• The Supreme Court (stacked with 3 Trump appointees) sided against him on his pet tariff project.
• The goddam Epstein File kerfluffle that will just not fucking go away despite Li'l Donnie wishing really REALLY hard.
• Pam Bondi can't seem to put any of der Führer's Democratic enemies on trial or in jail.
• Those fucking Democrats who would not stand to applaud him during the State of the Union last week. 
• People still whining that the price of groceries and shit is going up when der Führer just KNOWS that the price of everything is going down.
• People also bitching that they're going broke when Trump is telling you your wages are going up and everyone is fucking wealthy now. (Well, he knows he is thank to his various Bitcoin scams and grifts.)
• His bloated ankles hurt which can't be happening because der Führer is the healthiest President ever in the history of Presidents. Or health.
• Why isn't Melania up for an Acadamy Award? 
• Why doesn't Li'l Donnie not have a goddam Nobel Peace prize? 
• Barack Obama continues to exist.
• Why is Jimmy Kimmel still on TV?

That's just SOME of the list of things that ticks off Donald Trump and he's just got an overstuffed, overbudgeted military just sitting there?

Oh HELL NO! Of course someone is going to see some shit now, you bet! 

As much as pundits may sit around on the TV news shows parsing Trump's alleged strategies and goals, the deal is Donald Trump is a petulant child who is determined to show he is a tough, strong American man.  

What better way he thinks to demonstrate that than to unleash our military on another country,

Why are we at war with Iran?

Because Donald Trump needs to assure his ego he's a big strong guy.

A conclusion that makes Andrea upset RIGHT NOW.

Damn it! Let me go deal with that.