Thursday, February 29, 2024

Ramona Fradon

Sadly we lost another great artist from the history of comic books with the passing of Ramona Fradon.  


At 97 years old, Ramona had only recently retired from producing new artwork.  She focused on special commissions and projects like the variant cover she produced for Wonder Woman.   

Ramona Fradon made her mark in the 1950's and early 1960's where she was the long time principal artist for Aquaman and with writer Bob Haney, co-created Metamorpho, the Element Man.  

After a hiatus to focus on raising her daughter, she returned to comics in the 1970's drawing for DC such titles as Plastic Man, Freedom Fighters and Super Friends.  



She even got to team up with legendary inker Joe Sinnott to produce an issue of the Fantastic Four.




Ramona Fradon was a trailblazer, a woman working in an industry that was dominated too long by male creators.  

For Mark Evanier's recent posts about Ramona Fradon, click here and here. The 2nd post is a great story of how a bunch of artists at a comic book convention came together to ink panels of Fradon's Brenda Starr strip to help with an emergency deadline so she's didn't have to spend the whole day in a hotel room inking them herself. It's a heartwarming story.  

God bless, Ramonda Fradon and rest in peace. You were a unique and vibrant talent and you will be missed.   

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Counting Chickens Before They Hatch

It is a truism that one should not count chickens before they hatch.

Unless you're in Alabama.   


The Alabama State Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos used in IVF procedures are people. 

So in Alabama, if you drop a vial of frozen embryo on the floor, you have committed....

MURDER!!!! 

What the what now? 

The right wing religious zealots emboldened by the overturn of Roe V. Wade 2 years ago are pushing even harder for more restrictions over women's reproductive history. 

Abortions illegal after 6 weeks not restrictive enough? Fuck that! What if you're pushing a narrative that life begins at conception? 

Which means that embryos used in In Vitro Fertilization (IVF) are legally protected life forms and cannot be destroyed. 

For a woman seeking to get pregnant through IVF, several embryos may be created before a successful pregnancy is achieved. So what about the embryos that are no longer needed one the desired resulted as be attained. 

Since the Alabama State Supreme Court ruled such embryos constitute human life, they cannot be destroyed. 

By the way, in case you're wondering on what scientific or legal basis the Alabama State Supreme Court made their ruling, well, as best as I can understand it, there isn't one. 

The result of the ruling is that hospitals in Alabama have put a stop to IVF procedures fearing they will be sued. 

Meanwhile the Republican Party is tying itself in knots over how to respond to this latest assault on the rights of women, an assault they created through their myopic obsession with curtailing abortion rights.  

There's a lot of Republicans trying not to piss off women voters by voicing support for women to have access to IVF procedures while also not pissing off the Trump loving evangelical Christians who are down with this draconian decision.  

Republicans are also wondering how can the enjoy a nice quiche for brunch if eggs are chickens.  

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Tuesday TV Touchbase: Quantum Leap and Law & Order



Last week, Quantum Leap brought it's 2nd season in for an epic landing.  

It seems that Dr. Ben Song has inadvertently sewn the seeds of his own destruction and the end of Project Quantum Leap (PQL). 

Ben's relationship with Hannah as he leapt from life to life and time to time (think River Song from Doctor Who but in the right order) takes a dark and sinister turn when her son Jeffrey discovers the truth of the time traveller who keeps showing up in his mother's life and blames him for the death of Jeffrey's father. 

Jeff grows up to become Gideon Ridge, an evil billionaire tech guy who takes over PQL for the express purpose of destroying Ben and taking over as the time traveller, changing time for his benefit. 

It was Gideon's "quantum chip" that Ian borrowed (stole) to get PQL up and running again Ian found Ben after being lost in time for 3 years.  

Ian meanwhile is trying to crack the mysterious code that may actually save Ben and bring him back home. Turns out the code was written by Hannah. 

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey, I know.   

Side bar:  Mason Alexander Park (Ian) is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs. They are just amazing (even if their portrayal of Desire in The Sandman is creepy as hell.)  

Gideon is an evil son of a bitch who fires the entire PQL staff to be replaced with his own people including soldiers with orders to shoot to kill. Which includes PQL security chief Jenn.  

Jenn is dead? Well, that sucks!  

Meanwhile Ben, who has leaped into Ricky Jarret, Jr., a stock car driver in Sonoma, CA in 1976, who is there to prevent Ricky Sr. from dying after a heart attack. 

He's also 20 miles from where Hannah and Jeffrey now live in 1976.  

The fired PQL crew have reunited with Janis Calavacci (the daughter of Al from the original series) to fire her old school quantum accelerator to keep tabs on Ben and send Addison as a hologram back to help him. (Addison's using the old school hand link device that Al used in the old series.)   

Ben is determined to solve both his current mission (save Ricky Sr) and help his PQL friends in our present/his future.

(Time travel writing is so....argh!) 

The plan is for Ben to destroy the super experimental computer Jeffrey is building that serves as the key component in him becoming an evil billionaire tech guy.

But destroying things is not how Dr. Ben Song rolls. 

Instead Ben convinces Jeffrey to help him MacGyver up  a defibrillator that will save Ricky Jarret Sr. 

Meanwhile in the present...

Er, future...

Whatever, work it out for yourselves. 

Gideon is now Jeffrey and has become a philanthropic billionaire tech guy instead of an evil one. He still creates the quantum chip that Ian used to find the time lost Ben but Jeffrey is now doing his thing for good,  

Anyway, it's time for Ben to come home but it requires Addison to step into the quantum accelerator and swap places with Ben. 

Except it doesn't quite work. 

Addison has leapt into somebody in the past but so has Ben. They are together again in the same physical space for the first time in years so what gives?

And that is where the season ends. 

And perhaps the series? 

Despite an early renewal for season 2, NBC so far has been silent on the fate of a season 3. 

The numbers don't look good but damn, I hope NBC makes the right call. This new Quantum Leap deserves more time for more adventures.  

Elsewhere on NBC, I caught last week's episode of Law & Order for the exit of Sam Waterston as Jack McCoy. Waterston portrayed McCoy in 404 episodes over a 30 year period.  

The murder of the week is committed by (hey, get this!) an evil billionaire tech guy who has donated a crap ton of money to the mayor's election fund and the mayor's son who can close the case against the guy is reluctant to do so because he would have to disclose he had an affair. It's a mess rife with secrets and corruption and the mayor is a total prick who is more than willing to use his influence to make life hell for District Attorney Jack McCoy and his assistant D.A. Nolan Price. 

McCoy's all "fuck this shit", takes Price off the case to protect him, gets the mayor's son on the goddamn stand, gets him to rat out the evil billionaire tech guy and delivers a kick ass summation to the jury his own damn self. 

It's all classic Jack McCoy and it's a solid reminder of what used to make Law & Order so good.  

Then McCoy resigns so the mayor can't touch him either and it's up to the governor to appoint a new District Attorney the mayor can't fuck around with.  

I'll probably check in to see how Tony Goldwyn does as the new D.A. but I do not envy him following up on the iconic run of Sam Waterston as Jack McCoy. 

And that is that for this week's Touchbase. 

Next week, we welcome Resident Alien to the Touchbase.   

Until next time, remember to be good to one another and try to keep it down in there, would ya? I'm trying to watch TV over here. 

Monday, February 26, 2024

The Gold 'N' Black Strategy or Planet of the Sneakers

So a group of brave space explorers arrive at a planet where everyone has a single defining characteristic. 

  • Everyone is a proud warrior.
  • Everyone is a robot.
  • Everyone is a religious xenophobe.
  • Everyone is wearing the same hat. 

The trope is called "Planet of the Hats" and it's a bit of a time saver in science fiction film and television and the viewer doesn't go all wibbly wobbly trying to understand the multiple complexities of an alien society.   

It's also a bit of time saver in real life sometimes.

Like the Fox News pundit whop assumed that all black people like sneakers and will now vote for Donald Trump.  

Sooo...

What's that all about? 

A day after a New York judge ordered Donald Trump to pay almost a half billion dollars in damages for decades of fraudulent business practices, Trump landed in Philadelphia to attend Sneaker Con to launch a new line of sneakers called "The Never Surrender High-Tops.”



Apparently the name "Ugly As Hell High-Tops” was already taken? 

These... shoes sell for $399 a pair and have according to Trump's website already sold out. (Knowing how cheap Trump is, I bet only a few were actually made.)   

I would say there is no accounting for taste but given we're talking about Trump supporters, well, that seem pretty obvious.

Most of us who are NOT Trump supporters (the NON brain damaged) immediately recognize these sneakers are just so god awful ugly and stupid. 

Or per one Trump supporter (the brain damaged), these shoes are a stroke of political genius.   

Fox News’ Raymond Arroyo went all "Planet of the Hats" and who suggested  Trump was “connecting with Black America because they love sneakers.”

Former Republican National Committee Chair Michael Steele (who is African American) had this to say:  

“Seriously? Why didn’t I think of this when I ran the RNC? Let’s see. Black folks love sneakers. And we can paint them gold. This can’t miss. Trust me. It’s a big miss. And they’re ugly as hell.”

This is not the first time a Trump strategy to reach out to African American voters has relied on a simplistic and downright insulting approach but offering nothing on substance while encouraging white supremacists.   

"Yes, my biggest supporters are Nazis and Klansmen but hey, Kanye is my friend so vote for me!" 

While President, Trump put Ben Carson in charge of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) which he thought would make black voters loyal to him because 

  • Ben Carson is black.
  • HUD is in charge of ghettos.
  • Black people live in ghettos.

Just this weekend, Donald Trump said black people like him because Li'l Donnie always in trouble with the law and he ain't done nothing wrong.  

Because black people are...?   

And I give up.

Really, it's the most simplistic (and offensive) of "Planet of the Hats" logic. Or should we say "Planet of the Sneakers". 

________________________

Addendum #1:  Donald Trump beats Nikki Haley in her home state of South Carolina.  

Trump was mostly propelled to victory by white evangelical Christians by a 3 to 1 margin. Among other Republicans, the vote tabs came in about a 50/50 split for Trump and Haley.

Addendum #2:  Donald Trump will be dragging his fat, sweaty, smelly, lying, cheating, sexually assaulting, treasonous ass to my home town of Greensboro NC on March 2nd.  

What did we do wrong? 

Sunday, February 25, 2024

Cinema Sunday: The Hustler

In yesterday's Cinema Saturday, I posted about what many regard as the seminal motion picture about basketball, the 1986 film Hoosiers.Today's Cinema Sunday is about a movie about a whole other game, the game of pool and what is regarded as the best movie about life in pool halls.


From 1961, it's The Hustler.   

In the spirit of Wuthering Heights and From Here to Eternity which I've written about before, I must also say for The Hustler"NOBODY in this DAMN MOVIE is HAPPY!! At all!"

Seriously! You have been warned.  



Meet "Fast Eddie" Felson, a man who wanders around the country with his partner Charlie, pool hall vagabonds who make a living conning pool players into thinking he's someone other than "Fast Eddie" Felson. Hustling suckers into making bets over what should be impossible trick shots, Eddie and Charlie line their pockets as they continue their journey.

Destination: New York City  

The target: Minnesota Fats, regarded as the best player in the country but Eddie aims to take him down.  

Curious and amused by this upstart punk, Fats agrees to take on Fast Eddie for $200 a game.

There are some ups and downs but eventually it looks like maybe Eddie is not just all talk and he's up $11,000.

A gambler in the crowd named Bert calls out Eddie as a "loser" to egg him on. 

Charlies thinks Eddie should stop while he's ahead but Eddie says the game ain't over until Fats says it's over. 

Eddie ups the bet to $1,000 a game and Fats says it's ain't over.

Long story made short: 25 hours and a lot of bourbon later, Eddie is down to his last $200 and now Fats declares the game is over.  

Reminder: "NOBODY in this DAMN MOVIE is HAPPY!! At all!"

After he parts ways with Charlies, Eddie meets Sarah Packard, an alcoholic. They begin a relationship and he moves in with her. 

Eddie encounters Bert who agrees to stake Eddie $3,000 in order to take on Minnesota Fats again in exchange for 75% of Eddie's winnings.   

Eddie tells Bert no and tries to raise his stake on his on by hustling pool along the waterfront.  Eddie gets his thumbs broken by a couple of thugs who do not appreciated being hustled.  

In case you have forgotten: "NOBODY in this DAMN MOVIE is HAPPY!! At all!"

After Eddie recovers from his injuries and is ready to play, he agrees to Bert's terms, deciding that a "25% slice of something big is better than a 100% slice of nothing".

Bert, Eddie, and Sarah travel to the Kentucky Derby, where Bert arranges a match for Eddie against a wealthy local socialite named Findley. 

The game goes badly and Sarah pleads for Eddie to leave but he refuses. Eddie is angry and determined to beat this SOB.

Eddie comes back to win $12,000. He collects his $3,000 share and returns to his hotel room where he finds that Sarah as killed herself. 

I know nobody in this damn movie is happy but come on! 

Eddie uses his $3,000 to stake a game against Minnesota Fats. Eddie wins again and again, beating Fats so badly that the legendary pool play is forced to quit. 

Even though he had fuck all to do with setting up the Eddie/Fats rematch, Bert shows up to demand half of Eddie's winnings under threat of having Eddie beaten up again.  

Eddie threatens Bert. If Eddie survives that beating, he will come back and kill Bert.  Eddie shames Bert into revoking his claim on Eddie's winnings.

Bert orders Eddie to never ever dare show his face a big-time pool hall again. Eddie and Fats compliment each other as players, and Eddie walks out.

And what have we learned: "NOBODY in this DAMN MOVIE is HAPPY!! At all!"

The closest we get to any kind of happiness in this movie is the sequence where Eddie and Sarah live together in domestic bliss except it's less happiness and more a dull tolerable level of survival. Sarah struggles with her addiction as Eddie anxiously chomps at the bit to get back into the pool halls. 

This is a very powerful movie and every body acts the hell out of the thing. Paul Newman brings a laser focused intensity to the role of Fast Eddie, his devotion to his craft as a pool player and the pain and anguish at all he loses to that devotion are palpable.  

Jackie Gleason's role as Minnesota Fats may be a bit of a shock for those who associate Gleason with more comedic roles but his role as Fats is an incredible display of dramatic nuance. 

Piper Laurie as Sarah gives a powerful performance of someone struggling with loss and weakness and falling into a pit of despair for having hitched her dreams to Fast Eddie. 

Bert is a total prick and  George C. Scott is really good at that. 

By 1961, there were cracks appearing in the stranglehold of Hays Office movie production code.  Eddie and Sarah live together without being married and the level of violence of the attack on Fast Eddie's thumbs are example of the producers not adhering to the code. 

The Hustler was a commercial and critical success when it was released in 1961, quickly gaining a reputation as a modern classic.

In 1997, the Library of Congress selected The Hustler for preservation in the United States National Film Registry as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant."

 The Academy Film Archive preserved The Hustler in 2003.

A 1986 sequel, The Color of Money, starred Newman reprising his role as Felson, for which he won his only Academy Award.

And most importantly, remember this about The Hustler"NOBODY in this DAMN MOVIE is HAPPY!! At all!"

Next week's Weekend Movies are set in small towns where there's trouble a brewin' if those the grown ups would listen to those dang meddlin' kids already.

Cinema Saturday - Ghostbusters: Afterlife 

Cinema Sunday  - The Blob  


Saturday, February 24, 2024

Cinema Saturday: Hoosiers

We started off the month with a Cinema Saturday post with a movie starring Gene Hackman.

So for this last Saturday on February, let's look at another classic starring Gene Hackman. 


And given as we are getting closer to tournament season for college basketball, I think it would be a good time to talk about what many consider the best basketball themed movie of all time, Space Jam

No, scratch that!  

The best basketball themed movie of all time, from 1986, Hoosiers


The Year: 1951

The place: Hickory, Indiana 

It's a small rural town surrounded by corn fields and populated by good ol' conservative Americans who by God do love their basketball. 

Into this town arrives Norman Dale (Hackman) who is there to be the new civics and history teacher. 

And the new head basketball coach. 

The town immediately takes a dislike to the new coach.

1) He ain't from around here.

2) A man Norman Dale's age does not come to a small town like Hickory unless he's on his way down or with something to hide. What is his deal anyway?

3) What the hell is he doing with the team anyway? He's got the boys doing wind sprints, jumping around chairs like dance partners and passing the ball! Passing? The name of the game is to shoot the ball! PUT THE BALL THROUGH THE HOOP!!

Look, what the team needs is to get back their best player, Jimmy Chitwood.  The previous coach was a surrogate father to Jimmy and the old coach's death hit him hard.  

Dale goes to talk to Chitwood but NOT about the basketball team. He chides the young man for missing class. 

Then Norman Dale is down to 5 players when he kicks two of them off the team for not knowing when to keep their mouths shut. 

And the Hickory Huskers basketball team loses their first two games under Coach Dale and the town is ready to fire him.

Until Jimmy Chitwood announces he's ready to play basketball again (Hoo-ray!) but only if Norman Dale stays as coach. 

What Norman Dale is looking to do here is build a team, not a random collection of individual players.  There's more to basketball than taking shots. It's about playing smarter, employing strategies, relying on each other and being prepared for whatever the other team comes up with. 

Not all of Norman's projects turn out well. His efforts to turn Hickory's town drunk, Wilbur "Shooter" Flatch, into a clean and sober assistant coach work for awhile. Until an unfortunate relapse sends Shooter into the hospital for rehab. 

But the team starts to get what Norman is trying to do. 

They're not just taking shots, they are executing plays and they  become a smarter, better team.

A team that makes it to the state championship game. Against a bigger, better big city high school. 

Is it much of a spoiler to tell you the Hickory Huskers win that game?  Well, maybe but damn it's not without a fight and I've seen Hoosiers multiple times and I am always on the edge of my seat as the Huskers struggle to pull themselves into contention in the final seconds of the game. 

What makes Hoosiers so good?  

For one thing, it's true. OK, I don't mean that it's a documentary (Although it is inspired in part by the Milan High School team who won the 1954 state championship.) But anyone who grew up in a small town with an obsession with high school sports recognizes Hickory, Indiana. In the town where I grew up, the fields were tobacco fields and the sport was high school football but damn, the attitudes and people in Hoosiers ring so true. 

Also Gene Hackman brings the goods once more. Norman Dale can be congenial as needed but is often quiet and reserved.  But when it comes to coaching his team, he shows a strong and intense level of focus. Coach Dale is no bully but he does not hesitate to assert his authority as coach, not just over the young men in his charge but also over the town elders who think they know better about coaching a high school basketball team. It's an uphill battle but over time Norman Dale earns the respect of his team and this town.  Dale is a complex character and Gene Hackman is more than capable of bringing him to life.  

Tomorrow's Cinema Sunday turns to another sport and that game is pool which begins with "P" and rhymes with "T" and that stands for trouble for Paul Newman as we look at the classic film, The Hustler. 

Next week's Weekend Movies are set in small towns where there's trouble a brewin' if those the grown ups would listen to those dang meddlin' kids already.

Cinema Saturday - Ghostbusters: Afterlife 

Cinema Sunday  - The Blob  


Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Blog Bidness and Batgirl Fights Crime With Pie (or Cake)

 

It's blog break time again.  

I'll be back with Weekend Movie posts for Cinema Saturday AND Sunday.  

In the meantime, here is a classic Hostess Fruit Pie ad (looks like art by Curt Swan & Vince Colletta) as Batgirl stops a jewel thief with...

Well, I don't want to spoil the ending.

See ya on Saturday.  


The solution was not a Fruit Pie but a Twinkie!

What a plot twist! 

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Tuesday TV Touchbase: Young Sheldon & Ghosts (and Other Things)

 


Last week Andrea and I caught up the the much anticipated season premieres of Young Sheldon and Ghosts.   

Young Sheldon picks up on the aftermath of last season's finale, the tornado that struck Medford and destroyed MeeMaw Connie's house.  Annie Potts is amazing as she takes Connie through all sorts of grief stages as she copes with the loss of her home and her secret stash of gambling money.  

Some of which lands in Pastor Jeff's backyard where his wife Robin decides to use it to buy a new TV.  Eventually Pastor Jeff can't stand the guilt anymore and he gives the Coopers the new TV.  It's all kind of funny but it feels like an odd misstep as it focuses on someone outside the Cooper family which is not normal for this series. 

Meanwhile Mary and Sheldon are in Germany.  Mary is immediately in a tizzy of a snit to get back to Medford although she hard pressed to explain what exactly she will do when she gets there other than "be there"?  

One might chalk up Sheldon's resistance to Mary's plans as his usual selfishness but there really is much to consider. Sheldon's participation in this program in Germany is very crucial to his education and to his future if he wants to move on from East Texas Tech into a really good school (such as say "CalTech"?).  And a lot of people have sacrificed time, energy and money to get Sheldon to Germany.  

Even Connie tells Mary there's no need to come back right now even though Mary is too prideful to tell Sheldon that his MeeMaw agrees with him. 

It finally takes a mile high glass of German beer to get Mary to relax. Mary can be quite a lot of fun when she's not be a hypocritical uber-religious wack job. 

Meanwhile back in Medford, the Cooper household with the added residents of Connie, Georgie, Mandy and baby Cece is managing just fine under the administration of Missy Cooper. 

A few words about Raegan Revord who plays Missy. I think it is a crime that more has not been acknowledged about how good Raegan has been in this role since day one. She started as the cute prepubescent who may not be as smart as her twin brother Sheldon but possesses her own special wisdom and insight.  But her Missy has evolved into a complex and vibrant character who is at turns rebellious as one might expect from a 13 year old but extraordinarily capable enough to step up and manage the now overcrowded Cooper household. 

The producers have noted that Missy is still a 13 year old girl and cannot be expected to maintain this pace and I get that but still, I don't want to see Missy backtrack to the lost and angry person she became last season.  

I do so hope that whatever happens when Young Sheldon is over, Raegan Revord will continue to find success.  

Speaking of Young Sheldon being over, we are heading to the series finale and what will be final fatal fate of George Cooper. The producers have made it clear he will not escape the Big Bang Theory canon of his unfortunate demise.  

And before that his infidelity? I still find it hard to believe that his version of George we've gotten to know through Lance Barber would ever cheat on Mary. 

OK, that is enough about Young Sheldon this week.

Let's turn out attention to the season 3 debut of Ghosts.  

And the answer to the mystery of the ghost who was sucked off at the end of season 2. 

(Being "sucked off" is what ghosts call ascending to the next plane of existence, to heaven or whatever. Despite hints from Sam that the ghosts should reconsider that terminology. Nope, they still call it being "sucked off". It is the dream of every ghost to be relieved of their interminable existence and be "sucked off".)  

I suspected it might be one of the cholera ghosts who dwell in the basement. I also thought it might be Nigel since CBS might be antsy about two gay male ghosts co-habitating.  (Isaac and Nigel last season agreed to "live" together and got engaged.)  

Nope, it was Flower who got sucked off. 

Flower was the perpetually stoned hippie girl who was killed on the estate grounds in a bear attack. She also had virtually no short term memory. 

Thorfinn the Viking ghost and Flower's "boyfriend" is especially bummed.  He's glad Flower has been sucked off and he hopes to be sucked off one day too but he misses the one he loves. 

And becomes convinced that owl in the barn is Flower reincarnated. 

Meanwhile, Andrea and I are playing a "drinking" game with the show. (No actual shots are involved as we are watching this on a weekday night and we have to work the next day.) Rose McIver who plays Sam (the living woman who can see and hear the ghosts) is pregnant but her character isn't. 

So Andrea and I pretend to take a shot whenever Sam shows up behind something:

  • Oversized coat? Take a shot!
  • Not moving from behind the reception desk? Take a shot! 
  • Standing behind a potted plant? Take a shot! 
  • Oversized sweater? Take a shot! 

Oh, if we were doing this game for real, Andrea and I would be hammered at the end of an half hour episode. 

We won't have to do this for long since the late start due to the various strikes mean season 3 will only have 10 episodes. 

And apparently we aren't done with Flower. 

Other Things!


Richard Kind showed up for an episode of Night Court. Kind is a very funny character actor whose presence usually brings the funny. Was Night Court funny that week? Nope!


Sometime this season, Brent Spiner will return as Bob Wheeler from the old show and I'll be damned, the new show better not fuck this up. (Please!)   


The 4th and final season of Superman and Lois has been bumped to this fall. The CW did not want to burn off these episodes during the summer.   


By the way, the CW is blaming the cancellation of Superman & Lois on Warner Bros. not wanting the show to compete with their planned new Superman Legacy movie.   


I caught the return of Jon Stewart to The Daily Show and he's as sharp, insightful and funny as ever. Meanwhile, Last Week Tonight returned this weekend and John Oliver did a long piece on the Supreme Court and the inherent corruption of Clarence Thomas accepting lavish gifts from rich conservatives.  

So Oliver offered Thomas a deal: a contract to pay Clarence Thomas $1 million a year until he dies if he will "get the fuck off the Supreme Court". Oliver also tossed in a deluxe motor coach (Thomas loves to travel) to sweeten the deal.  


Tonight is the season 2 finale of Quantum Leap. Still no word on season 3 but since NBC is committing a whole 2 hours of prime time to this episode, I hope this shows they have some faith in it and will renew it for a 3rd season. 

Or they're sick of this show and want it off their schedule as fast as possible? Nope I'm sticking with my first thought.  

Coming up on the Touchbase, more on Quantum Leap and other things.  

Until next time, remember to be good to one another and try to keep it down in there, would ya? I'm trying to watch TV over here. 

Monday, February 19, 2024

How Old Is Too Old?

How old is too old?


It is a question of some compelling importance here in this presidential election year. 


The guy who holds the job right now is 81 years old. He is the oldest person to ever hold the post of President of the United States.


The dude looking to take the job back is 77 years old.  


How old is too old?

I suppose it's all relative. 


As the saying goes, you're only as old as you feel. 


Biden felt pretty mad about it recently.  

 

An investigation into Biden’s possession of documents he wasn’t supposed to have concluded there was no significant wrongdoing and besides, he’s a kind elderly man with a fading memory so cut him some slack, OK?

 

Biden didn’t take too well to that assessment, held a news conference to assure everyone he’s hard working SOB and not some doddering senior citizen who doesn’t know where he is.

 

Then he misidentified the President of Egypt as the President of Mexico.

 

OK, that kind of thing can happen to any one at any age but when you’re friggin’ 81 years old and you’re trying to convince everyone who have all your marbles, it is absolutely the worst time to send a marble skittering across the floor. 

 

Is Joe Biden too old?

 

I’m gonna be blunt here: hell yeah he is.

 

Look, I think he’s a LOT more capable than the idiot running against him who wants the job back. 


But there is no denying the march of time and the effect it has on the best of us.  


President Biden walks slower, talks slower. Being 81 has hit him hard and who can blame him when he's doing what might be the second most difficult job of all, being President of the frickin' United States.


And he has to also do what may THE most difficult job, running for President of the frickin' United States.


Biden insists he can do all these things even at age 81 and maybe he can. It IS all relative, I suppose, and you're only as old as you feel.  


While Democrats are scared to death that their guy is too close to death, Republicans are just going to town on the narrative that Joe Biden is in cognitive decline. 


You know, the party that has Donald Trump as their angry orange tinted sexually assaulting insurrection leading senior citizen con artist Jesus is telling people Biden is the one with mental problems.


Yeah, about that...


Apparently age 77 doesn't sound OLD compared to age 81? 


You know, Joe might talk slower and lower but when he does speak, it's usually in sentences with understandable subject/verb structure.  


Because Trump yells things, he doesn't seem as old? Even if the stuff he's yelling doesn't make sense. 


Like when he told voters in Pennsylvania that if the Democrats win, they're gonna change the name of Pennsylvania. 


Because....?  


Of windmills? I don't know.  


But it's Biden who has the cognitive problems, right....


You know, I think instead of tap dancing (or shuffling) around the issue, Biden should lean into the age thing: 


"Am I too old? Hell yeah I'm too old. I'm 81 years old. I should be taking it easy in my retirement, watching my grand kids play in the pool and just enjoying the hell out of what is call the golden years. 


"But NO! At 81 years old, I've got to keep working because of THAT IDIOT! 


"You know, the one who claims to be such a good businessman but can only succeed by lying and cheating! That's not me! A court of law said Trump's business is based on lies!


"You know, the one who sexually assaulted a woman then had the gall to talk bad about her! Again, that's not me! There's a court of law that says he's guilty of all that.


"Yeah I'm 81 years old and I am too old to have to worry about THAT IDIOT but worry about him I do! Because he is a threat to OUR democracy and to our allies around this world.


"You know, the guy that said that Russia could do whatever the hell they want to our allies.


"You know, the guy who refuses to abide by the rules of our government because his feelings got hurt when he lost the 2020 election.


"THAT IDIOT who said after the confrontation in Charlottesville that there were good people on both sides and one of those sides was frickin' NAZIS!   


"Am I too old? Maybe I am! Maybe I wanted to be doing something else with the last years of my life.


"But as long as THAT IDIOT, that criminally negligent, morally bankrupt IDIOT is a threat to America, I still have a job to do.


"Am I too old? Yeah, I walk slower but I will keep walking! I may talk quieter but I will never be silenced. 


"I AM too old but I am NOT dead! And I will keep fighting.


"After I've had a nap! I'm 81, dammit! Cut me some slack."






Sunday, February 18, 2024

Cinema Sunday:The Bride Came C.O.D.


In keeping with the Weekend Movie theme of romantic comedies, Cinema Sunday goes back to 1941 screwball comedy called The Bride Came C.O.D.





This movie stars James Cagney as an airplane pilot and Bette Davis as a runaway heiress. Neither one of these film stars are known for comedies, especially involving the word "screwball".

But here we are.  



Pilot Steve Collins (James Cagney) is hired to help bandleader Alan Brice (Jack Carson) and heiress Joan Winfield (Bette Davis) elope to Las Vegas. 

Joan's father Lucius outbids Alan for Steve's services to separate the two would be lovebirds and fly Joan back to Daddy.

Joan does not like this plan and tries to jump out of Steve's plane. Some hijinks ensue which leads to Steve crashing the plane somewhere in the American Southwest desert.   

Joan and Steve make their away across the desert to a  ghost town called Bonanza where they meet the town's lone resident, "Pop" Tolliver.

Joan escapes into an abandoned mine and Steve follows her.

They are trapped by a cave-in and believing that they are going to die, Joan re-examines her frivolous life with great regret. 

Steve admits he loves her and- Wait! When did THAT happen? 

They get out of the mine to find that Alan has tracked them down, accompanied by a Nevada judge.

Except Bonanza is not in Nevada, it's in California.  

Joan and Alan get "married" and fly off in Alan's plane.  

Lucius show up after Joan and Alan fly off.   

Realizing her marriage is invalid, Joan parachutes out of Alan's plane to be with Steve because she loves him or some junk? 

Joan and Steve get married with her father's approval and  they honeymoon in Bonanza.

Legally sanctioned hetero-normative missionary intercourse has been achieved!

OK, how the hell did Bette Davis wind up in a screwball romantic comedy?  

For the role of Joan...

  • Ann Sheridan said no.  
  • Ginger Rogers said no. 
  • Rosalind Russell said no. 
  • Olivia de Havilland said no. 

Looking to change up her persona from the usual serious dramas she was associated with, Bette Davis said yes.

For her trouble, Bette Davis wound up with 45 quills in her ass when she fell on a cactus while shooting on location in Death Valley.  Principal photography was done there in January 1941 but Death Valley is hot as hell at anytime of the year.   

While known for playing pugilistic bad guys in crime dramas, the role of Steve wasn't too far off the James Cagney archetype. Just with less violence and less crime.

If the plot of "heiress seeks to marry a playboy of whom her father disapproves, only to end up with a charming working man" seems familiar, it's basically the plot of It Happened One Night which I posted about last year.   

The reviews of  The Bride Came C.O.D.  were less than glowing. Archer Winston in The New York Post wrote: "Okay, Jimmie and Bette. You've had your fling. Now go back to work."

Bette Davis herself was less than kind in her recollections of the film,  sarcastically saying, "it was called a comedy." She would also complain that "all she got out of the film was a derriere full of cactus quills."

If Bette Davis and the critics were less than kind, The Bride Came C.O.D.  was popular with the public, becoming a top 20 hit in 1941.  

A year later, animator Chuck Jones spoofed the film in the Warner Bros. Conrad Cat cartoon, "The Bird Came C.O.D."

The Bride Came C.O.D.  is serviceable enough as mild entertainment, notable mostly for watching Bette Davis doing something beyond her normal serious roles. 

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Cinema Saturday: Four Weddings and a Funeral

 

It's the weekend after Valentine's Day which means today may well be Valentine's Day for those couples who had to freaking work on Valentine's Day. 

Happy belated Valentine's Day to my darling wife, Andrea. 



On that note, the Weekend Movie posts for this week will be about romantic comedies. 

For Cinema Saturday, we turn to that not long ago year of 1994 for- Wait! That was THIRTY years ago? Really? No way!!

Hold on. I need a moment to collect myself.  

<How can that be 30 years ago?>

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...

For Cinema Saturday, we turn to the iconic 1994 romantic comedy starring Hugh Grant and Andie McDowell, Four Weddings and a Funeral.  Directed by Mike Newell, it is the first of several films by screenwriter Richard Curtis to star Hugh Grant.

The film follows Charles (Grant) and his circle of friends through a number of social occasions as they each encounter romance.



Wedding #1:  Angus and Laura in Somerset

Unmarried best man Charles meets and is immediately attracted to Carrie (McDowell), a young American who has been working in England. They spend the night together. In the morning, Carrie, who is returning to the U.S., laments they may have "missed a great opportunity".

Wedding #2: Bernard and Lydia

Bernard is one of Charles' friends who hooked up with Lydia at the previous wedding.  

Charles is super duper excited to run into  Carrie.

Charles is super duper depressed to meet the stuffy and snobbish Hamish who is Carrie's much older Scottish fiancé.

Charles is super duper...  I don't know what but he does get to spend the night with Carrie one more time.  

Wedding #3: Carrie and Hamish   

Charles' friend Fiona senses his heartbreak over seeing Carrie and Hamish together and professes her love to Charles but he cannot bring himself to reciprocate.   

Charles' friend Gareth, ever positive and gregarious (and very gay), urges the circle of friends to seize life and find potential mates at this wedding.

Bummer! Gareth dies of a heart attack during the reception. 

Funeral #1: Gareth   

Matthew recites "Funeral Blues", a poem by British-American poet W. H. Auden.  Even though their social circle took pride in being single, Gareth and Matthew were the most like a "married" couple. 

Carrie and Charles share a brief moment.   

Wedding #4: Charles and ??????

Ten months later, Charles's own wedding day arrives.  This sequence toys with who Charles is getting married to as we ponder the list of women (other than Carrie) involved in his life.  Surely he didn't pick Henrietta?   

The bride is Henrietta.  Off all the women in Charles' life we've met in this movie, he settled on the emotionally fragile and needy Henrietta? Really?  

Then Carrie shows up and tells Charles that she and Hamish have separated following a difficult marriage.

Well, that timing sucks! Charles is about to get married! 

During the ceremony, the vicar asks if anyone present has any reason why the couple should not marry, someone has an objection.  

After said objection is voiced, Henrietta punches out Charles. 

It appears the wedding is off.  

Charles and Carrie meet later on the street during a rainstorm.  Charles professes his love for  her and proposes a lifelong commitment without marriage.  And he's sorry for saying all of this in the rain. 

To which Carrie says "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed." Which I think is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said in a movie.

Yes, I am a straight male. Why do you ask? 

Oh, I can't appreciate a romantic gesture because I'm an old cynical man with a darkened soul and crushed dreams and no real reason go on living?

Well, screw you!  "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed" is romantic as hell and I would cry if I had functioning tear ducts.   

I can see why Four Weddings and a Funeral has it's rep as a prime example of a really good romantic comedy, bolstered by a tight script and brilliant performances by Grant and McDowell and the supporting cast. 

It is not, however, an easy movie for me to watch.  I have my own sad story of having  "missed a great opportunity" and my story plays out like Charles' tale to the point of the 3rd wedding. 

But not after.  

Apparently writer Richard Curtis had his own tale of woe involving a  "missed great opportunity" and wanted to re-write his heartbreak with a happier ending. 

Four Weddings and a Funeral turns heartbreak to a happy ending.

"Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed." 

It's more romance tomorrow as Cinema Sunday ventures back to the 1940's for a screwball comedy of romance: The Bride Came C.O.D.


Cinema Saturday: My Dinner With Andre

Well, it's been a wild ride on Cinema Saturday for the month of April.   We started off with a nuclear submarine on a mission to stop a ...