Swiftsanity

On Thursday, December 14, 2023, I wrote on this blog how right wing nut cases are absolutely positively convinced that Taylor Swift is part of some left wing deep state scheme to make sure Joe Biden wins in 2024 and Donald Trump loses. 

 

Just under 2 months later, the conviction of Taylor Swift’s culpability in the conspiratorial collapse of our country has only gotten worse.

 

Fox News hosts are wringing their hands in anxiety over this unnatural power that Taylor Swift has to sway the electorate and how it must be a “Pentagon psyop” to explain how this young woman has such power and influence. 

 

One pro-Trump commentator who is completely devoid of irony compared Taylor’s fans to like being in a cult. 

 

After a whole day of Fox News in a tizzy of a snit over what Taylor might do and the dark, devious forces that are behind her rise in fame and power, one Fox host complained about why do we need to hear so much about Taylor Swift. 

 

Donald Trump’s campaign has said they are prepared to launch a “holy war” (their words!) against Taylor if she dares endorse President Biden. 

 

By the way in the midst of all this hub-bub about Taylor Swift, here is what she has said so far about Joe Biden and/or Donald Trump:

 

“…………………………………………………..”

 

Yep, nothing!

It seems Taylor's worst offense against the right wing nut cases is her being part of professional football. 

As talented as Taylor Swift is, I can't see her playing football. Although she might make a good running back? 

No, she's not playing the game but she can be seen on the sidelines cheering on her boyfriend Travis Kelce  who plays for the Kansas City Chiefs.  

Who by the way are going to the Super Bowl again for the 4th time next weekend. 

Which is (and I'm not kidding here) part of the deep state plot to stop Donald Trump. 

That's gotta be news to Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes. 

Follow along if you can:

• Taylor Swift's record breaking Eras tour was part of a conspiracy to bolster her notoriety. (Nobody can sell that many tickets without a little help, right?)   
• The Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce relationship is a staged pysop by the deep state.  (What would a good ol' American boy like Travis want with a little ol' thing like Taylor anyway?)   
• The government fixes NFL games to ensure the Chiefs make it to the Super Bowl so that Taylor's fame skyrockets through the roof while appearing at the game rooting for her boyfiend.  (OK, I think I'm losing the thread here.) 
• And then...
• And THEN....
• AND THEN!!!!
• Taylor Swift endorses Joe Biden and all the millions of programmed Swift cultists will vote for Joe and poor ol' never sexually assaulted anyone Donald Trump loses and-

Shit! I can't keep doing this!!!   

But there are people out there with their cable news shows and podcasts and what all who are pushing that narrative and may even (God help us all!) really believe it. 

 

It's not just INsanity! It's some kind sick perverse Swiftsanity. 

By the way, the Super Bowl is on February 11th and Taylor has promised to be there for her man even though she's performing in Tokyo the day before. She's up against a 17 hour time difference and a 12 hour flight. 

Perhaps Taylor Swift has a TARDIS? 

Now THAT would be some kind of Swiftsanity!   

Watch this clip from The West Wing for some time difference math.