Usually on Monday I will reflect on whatever dumb, immortal, illegal shit Donald Trump said or did over the preceding week.
The problem I have is trying to narrow down which which dumb, immortal, illegal shit Donald Trump said or did because there is so much of it on any given day.
It's hard to distill my thoughts to any one paticular issue when every single damn day, Donald Trump is a lying, petulant, bullying, unintelligent, sociopathic, dishonorable, treasonous, gutless, moronic, heartless, soulless, slimy, loathsome, vile, incompetent, psychotic, crooked, disgusting, reprehensible, revolting, horrible, malicious, obnoxious, hateful, small minded, despicable god damn, motherfucking piece of shit!
But he has help.
Unlike in his first term when Li'l Donnie might have accidentally nominated people to positions of power who actually understood their jobs and had some level of competency to understand how to do them, Trump 2.0 is top heavy with syncophants who see loyalty to der Führer as their only consideration.
Does Donald Trump want something? Well...
- Is it legal?
- Is it Constitutional?
- Is it etherical?
- Is it humane?
Fuck all that! Donald Trump wants something! Go do that thing!
Last week, Pam Bondi as ostensibly Attorney General, head of the alleged Department of Justice appeared before a U.S. Senate oversight committee prepared to discuss things that a DOJ should be doing and answer questions about those things.
Such as hey, what's up with those dang Epstein files.
Bondi brought a big ol' binder full of documents to show how seriously prepared she was to seriously discuss the serious business of the Department of----
Nah, I'm fucking with you!
It was a binder full of insults.
Instead of actually answering any questions about whatever legal shit the DOJ has done, is doing or will be doing, Bondi would consult her oversized notebook of quips and zingers to attack any Democrats who dared think they had a right to ask a question or (get this temerity) dared to expect an answer.
She was also prepared with take downs of any Republicans deemed insufficiently loyal to der Führer.
Bondi snippily snapped and snarled her way through her prepared put downs all the while refusing to answer any questions that might make Li'l Donnie feel bad.
Pam Bondi really went off the rails when she shouted over questions about the Epstein files with declarations about how well the goddam Stock Market is doing.
SIDE NOTE: The Stock Market is doing great! Mostly fueled by a big speculative bubble about A.I..
Corporations are just giddy over the prospects of replacing those pesky annoying people with Chat Bots who don't demand annoying things like decent wages, health benefits and a work/life balance.
A lot of economists are really worried that this bubble is about to burst and send us into a crash not unlike what hit the economy in 2008.
Who cares, the future is someone else's problem.
As for those annoying Epstein victims and their advocates who just want shut the hell up, the past is also someone else's problem.
All that matters is RIGHT NOW everything is GREAT!
Pam Bondi's abrupt swerve into wildly extolling the successes of the Stock Market in avoidance of actually addressing the question she was asked about the Jeffrey Epstein case is just a perfect distillation of the transactional attitudes expressed by Donald Trump and his acolytes.
Who cares about your injustice as long as my stocks are going up?
SIDE NOTE: Trump's EPA last week rolled back years established guidelines on climate change that will make it easier for companies to pollute the air and water. This move ignores the concensus of like 99.99% of all known science but hey, Donald Trump thinks climate change is a hoax created by the Chinese or some bullshit.
Just like the DOJ, the EPA is prepared to ignore facts in deference to whims and selfishness of der Führer.
Without worrying about climate standards, cars will be cheaper so Li'l Donnie's rich friends can sell more cars and make more money.
Well who the fuck cares if the fucking planet is on fire if I'm getting richer.
Damn it, where was I?
Oh yeah, Pam Bondi.
So Pam Bondi's meltdown to praise the Stock Market instead of addressing the crimes of Donald Trump's good buddy Jeffrey Epstein is of course an embarrassment to the DOJ and to this country.
Or it should be.
Ah who cares? My stock portfolio is going through the roof!
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