The snivelling syncophants to support Donald Trump try to propogate the myth that der Führer is some kind of strategic genius playing 4D Chess.
4D Chess?!?! This goddam fucking moron isn't even playing checkers!
As anyone can see who is even remotely paying attention, Li'l Donnie is an ill tempered impulsive brat who will use one single answer to solve whatever one single problem is in front of him at any one single time.
- Problem: Iran is pissing off Donald Trump.
- Solution: Trump orders military to bomb the shit out of Iran.
- Outcome: Iran wets it pants and surrenders.
- Problem solved.
Trump smirks with the self satisfied glee of a toddler who just knocked over a bee hive during his mother's garden party.
Well, that was simple! Why didn't any President do that before?
No President did it before becaue it is NOT that simple.
- Problem: Iran is pissing off Donald Trump.
- Solution: Trump orders military to bomb the shit out of Iran.
- Outcome: Iran fucks with the Strait of Hormuz.
- Problems created.
20% of the world's oil and natural gas supply moves through the Strait of Hormuz and Iran is sitting right there by the Strait where it can launch mines, missiles and drones with impunity.
Reports are that Li'l Donnie was told that Iran was likely to do this very thing in response to any military strikes by the United States.
der Führer did not believe that Iran was going to do this as he was committed to his one problem/one solution/one outcome plan.
- Problem: Iran is pissing off Donald Trump.
- Solution: Trump orders military to bomb the shit out of Iran.
- Outcome: Iran wets it pants and surrenders.
- Problem solved.
Li'l Donnie was not prepared that the bees he unleashed from the beehive could come back to sting him.
Holy shit! The Strait of Hormuz is all jammed up and everybody's bitching about the price of gas including the mouth breathing rednecks who fucking voted for him in the first place.
So Li'l Donnie appeals to NATO to help.
Yeah, NATO, the same group of nations that Donald Trump has repeatedly bullied, insulted and threatened for years.
der Führer thinks it's going to work this way.
- Problem: MAGA is pissed over gas prices.
- Solution: Trump demands NATO go to the Strait of Hormuz.
- Outcome: NATO wets itself and sends ships.
- Problem solved.
Except....
- Problem: MAGA is pissed over gas prices.
- Solution: Trump demands NATO go to the Strait of Hormuz.
- Outcome: NATO says Fuck Off!
- Problems Trump created persist.
Gee who woulda thunk that years of insults and abuse, of constand bullying would make NATO and it's member nations reluctant to commit resources to solve a problem Trump created?
Of course Li'l Donnie is pissed off that NATO did not immediately capitulate to his demands. Here's what he said about that.
"Without the U.S.A., NATO IS A PAPER TIGER! They didn’t want to join the fight to stop a Nuclear Powered Iran. Now that fight is Militarily WON, with very little danger for them, they complain about the high oil prices they are forced to pay, but don’t want to help open the Strait of Hormuz, a simple military maneuver that is the single reason for the high oil prices. So easy for them to do, with so little risk. COWARDS, and we will REMEMBER!"
Real smooth, Donnie. That'll win 'em over.
Easy? Little risk? So why don't you do it, Donnie?
Because...
To unclog this toilet at the Strait of Hormuz will require a very large military presence in terms of ships, planes and yes, even soldiers on the ground to get ships through the Strait without being attacked by Iran.
The member nations of NATO have offered assistance to restore order to the Strait of Hormuz if the United States will stop bombing the shit out of Iran which is causing Iran to jam up the frickin' Strait in the first place.
But that will mess up Donald Trump's clever strategy.
- Problem: Iran is pissing off Donald Trump.
- Solution: Trump orders military to bomb the shit out of Iran.
- Outcome: Iran wets it pants and surrenders.
- Problem solved.
Which several weeks into this god awful mess, der Führer still thinks is going to work.
Or has worked? Or is working?
Jesus, this guy.....
Last week, der Führer claimed he had the support of a former President who allegedly told Li'l Donnie that he wished he had done what Trump done did do.
The offices of all four living ex-Presidents were contacted and all four denied that any of them has talked to this motherfucker.
Did Donnie not think this claim could be checked?
Meanwhile, Donnie wrote this on Friday, “We are getting very close to meeting our objectives as we consider winding down our great Military efforts in the Middle East.”
So you are NOT shipping Marines over to the region for a potential ground offensive?
So you will NOT need that $200 billion in funding for the Iran war that you're asking Congress to approve?
When asked if she would vote for the $200 billion appropriation, Rep. Lauren Bolbert said hell no!
Bolbert is hard core MAGA America First and former Trump loyalist. Until LI'l Donnie fucked her over about that Epstein Files.
Damn it! Is that still a thing?
- Problem: Epstein files still a thing?
- Solution: Trump remembers we have nukes!
- Outcome: Planet destroyed
- Well, that should about do it for the Epstein files.
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