Tomorrow's My Birthday

Tomorrow is indeed my birthday and I am NOT finally getting old.

I've been there for awhile.

Everything hurts. It hurts to stand up. It hurts to sit down. 

If I want to shift from one side to the other while I'm lying in bed, it hurts to roll over.  

It seems like I have to pee... a LOT!

I think NCIS looks interesting.  

Age, it is said, is a state of mind. 

Judging by the state of my mind, I'm pushing 100.

Now, you whippersnappers, get off my lawn!

Here is the MARVIN comic strip without my name badly inserted.