Trump Panties?

 Donald Trump plopped his fat lying duplicitous dementia addled ass into North Carolina last week for one of his circle jerk rallies designed to help soothe his ego for a minute.

In Rocky Mount, the Trump faithful assembled with their stupid hats, their pale white faces and their vacant eyeballs to cheer on der Führer.

If you're worried about....

• the high cost of food
• the high cost of health care
• the rising rate of unemployment

...well, don't worry! Donald J. Trump has got you covered.

None of that is happening! The evidence of your eyes is fake news and everything is great because Donald Trump is in charge and ONLY good things happen when der Führer is in charge.

His adoring cultists cheered even though most of them just come back from Wal-Mart where cheap shit costs more and the cheaper shit at Dollar General is going up too. 

But who cares about that shit?

Donald Trump wanted to talk about something really important.

Melania's panties.

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He what about who when where now?

Trump decided to rant and vent about his grievances over the FBI raid on Mar-A-Lago in 2022 during the investigation about Trump taking government documents he wasn't supposed to.

You know, the raid that found boxes of classified documents stored in bathrooms at Trump's very public Florida resort.

In scouring the joint looking for Li'l Donnie's ill-gotten government booty, one of the places the FBI looked was Melania's bedroom.

Including her underwear drawer.

I'll let Li'l Donnie tell the tale.  

“Everything is perfect. Her undergarments, sometimes referred to as panties, are folded, perfect. Wrapped. They’re like, so perfect. I say, ‘That’s beautiful.’ You know, that’s the part of the world she came from. Everything was perfect, no problem. Fold, fold, fold. I think that she steams them.”

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Yeah, that's crying out for some kind of commentary. 

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"I think she steams them"?

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Well, I got nothing.

To the MAGA cultists of Rocky Mount who came out to cheer der Führer, I hope you feel better about the high cost of living secure in the very important knowledge that the FBI invaded Melania's panties.

And that, my friends, is the true meaning of Christmas.  

Various styles of panties according to Wikipedia