Rejected Seven Dwarfs

So I'm doing that "re-heated Tweets" thing where I take a bunch of posts from my Twitter account (which can be found here) and turn 'em into a blog post. It's like the proverbial turning a pig's ear into a silk purse, except more along the lines of turning a pig's ear into a badly mangled pig's ear. 

So today's re-purposed Tweets come from my entries in response to the this hashtag. 

#RejectedSevenDwarfsCharacters

Just to make it clear, these are dwarfs who did not make the cut to join the exclusive group of seven who appeared in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. 

And we're off...

1. Gravy 
2. Flaccid 
3. MTV's Dan Cortez
4. Grumpier
5. Clitoris
6. Bitchy
7. Mitt 
8. Ballsack 
9. Malaise 
10. Disturbed 
11. Congested 
12. Dick 

If you're trying to remember the actual names of the Seven Dwarfs, here's a handy dandy guide. 

If you think there's something familiar about this motley crew, maybe this will help.

Oh, ain't I the li'l ol' political satirist stinker. 

I never really paid attention before now but I thought the plural of "dwarf" was "dwarves", not "dwarfs". But it isn't. 

And this concludes the educational part of today's post. 

OK, I can't do any more damage around here today.  So I'm back here tomorrow with another post to this here blog thing. 

Until then, remember to whistle while you work and be good to one another. 

Dave-El 
I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You