And blog post #200.
And blog post #300.
You get the idea. Anyway, I would-
And blog post #400.
And blog post #500.
OK, I don't need to keep doing that. We all know how to count upwards in increments of 100. So let's move on.
Recently however I have let-
And blog post #600.
Son of a bitch!
And blog post #700.
STOP THAT! IT'S ANNOYING!
...
...
OK, then. Fine, got that settled.
As I was saying, I got to a point where I have let-
And blog post #800.
DAMMIT!
And blog post #900.
And finally-
Oh thank God!
Blog post #1000.
...
Well, I hope you're happy! Just had to get that out of your system, huh?
Sigh.
As I was saying, I got to the point after blog post #1000 that I have let milestones go by without comment.
Like blog post #1100.
OH NO! DO NOT START THAT SHIT AGAIN!
NO!
...
OK, then. I-
And blog post #1200.
ARRRRGGGHHHH!
...
My blog. Is trying. To KILL ME!
Ahem!
So...
But there was a blog post number that I just could not let go by. And it's this one right here.
Blog post #1234!
Man, I love a good number sequence. And you just can't beat 1234.
Seriously, if I'm awake at, say, 12:15 AM, I will not allow myself to go to sleep until the clock comes around to 12:34 AM. I love it when I catch sight of the time at 12:34 PM; it adds an extra spring to my step for the rest of the day.
If I make a purchase with a total price of $12.34, well, that just makes my whole week!
I once found a frozen turkey that was 12 pounds 34 ounces. Nirvana achieved!
If I'm behind a car with a licence plate that has a number sequence of 1234, I will honk my horn with delight and pledge to make that car part of my religious faith.
I think it's a damn shame that December can't have 34 days so we can have a calendar date of 12/34 every year.
One time I was watching a basketball game and the score was 24 to 68. That in itself is a number sequence of even numbers: two, four, six, eight! Who do we appreciate?
But I also realized that divisible by 2, that score was 12 to 34. 1234!
The Lord speaks to us in mysterious ways.
1234 makes the perfect count for a to-do list.
So anyway, this right here is blog post # 1234 of I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You.
So...
OK, that's it.
Thanks for popping by. Another post coming up. Until then, remember to be good to one another.
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...
I really don't want to end this post. It's 1234! But I know...
I know...
All good things....must...
<Put hand to my chest>
Just remember, blog post #1234: you will always be precious to me!
<Shed tear>
Now, go! Fly and be free, blog post #1234!
<Click publish>
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