Friday, December 14, 2018

It Is (Oh God,No!) A Trump Post


This is an...

I’M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU
BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN

 

This just in:

 

Donald Trump lied about something 5 minutes ago.

Donald Trump is lying about something right now. 

Donald Trump will be lying about something 5 minutes from now.

 

This has been an.....

I’M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU
BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN


 

I think that should pretty much catch up the blog when it comes to all things Trump.

 

But I need to pontificate some more.

 

(If you want to avoid all this Trump post, come back tomorrow. We’re gonna yack about Doctor Who. Whoa. There’s a big shocker for you.) 

 

In the big dust up on Tuesday between, Li’l Donnie Trump, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, who came out on top? Well, by almost any objective measure, it appears that Trump got owned by backing himself into a corner about shutting down the government if he doesn’t get everything he wants which includes a red Tonka fire truck with working lights and siren, a GI Joe action figure with real Kung-Fu grip and a border wall. Trump came off as petulant and out of control while Nancy Pelosi calmly handed Lil Donie more shovels to keep digging the hole he was in.

 

Of course Fox News had a different view.  Running the same damn footage everybody else did, Fox declared the match a loss for Pelosi and Schumer,  that Trump showed them who was in charge. Hannity posted it to his website as proof of Trump’s dominance over the Democrats.

 

Every single damn body else looked at these events unfold and came to the conclusion that Trump, the alleged master deal maker, got sucker punched. Right wing pundits saw the same thing and offered praise and adulation to their lord and savior. 

 

It’s bad enough that Trump lacks empathy, intelligence or wisdom. But to make matters worse when Trump so blatantly displays his lack of empathy, intelligence or wisdom, there are those who see the same images and hear the same words but come to a diametrically opposing conclusion.   

 

Hold on! I’m being handed an urgent bulletin! 

 

This is an...

I’M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU
BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN
 
 

 

This just in:


Donald Trump lied about something 5 minutes ago.

Donald Trump is lying about something right now. 

Donald Trump will be lying about something 5 minutes from now.


This has been an...

I’M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU
BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN


 

I’m sorry about that.

 

Tomorrow: Doctor Who!

The Day After That: Doctor Who!

 

Until next time, remember to be good to one another.  

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