Monday, July 10, 2023

Ocean Front Property In Las Vegas

OK, so Donald Trump was in Las Vegas and he said....

Well, try to parse this statement

“And remember, Florida’s easier than other places, you have the ocean and you have the sun. There’s something about that that works."

I'm not sure but I think Li'l Donnie might be mystified why people like spending a sunny day at the beach. I hate to say that I might understand that confusion. I'm not a big beach person myself: 

  • You get sunburned.
  • You get sand everywhere.
  • Ocean waves knock you down.
  • Ocean water is salty. 

So I don't care much for the beach but a lot of people do and I sort of understand why. Li'l Donnie seems less sure.  

Anyway, Trump kept talking to his Las Vegas audience about the sun and stuff.  

"But – you have the sun, too, but you don’t have the ocean, I can tell. You definitely don’t have the ocean."

So no one should make fun of Li'l Donnie's cognitive functions. He KNOWS Las Vegas, NV does not have an ocean because he can TELL. And he's very definite about that.

But he is open to other possibilities?  

"Maybe someday you’ll have the ocean, you never know."

Wait! What did he say? Be kind and rewind, please. 

"Maybe someday you’ll have the ocean, you never know."

What the fuck? 

Maybe someday Las Vegas will have the ocean? 

And we have no idea if and/or when that could happen?

Did Donald Trump says the silent part out loud about some secret plot to get rid of California?


This was exactly the evil scheme of supervillain Lex Luthor, as played by Gene Hackman, in the 1978 movie version of "Superman"

That is Lex Luthor's plot from the Superman movie, to drop California into the sea and the worthless desert between Los Angeles and Las Vegas becomes valuable ocean front property.  

Donald needs to stop listening to Eric's ideas.  

Anyway, when Donald Trump said this: "Maybe someday you’ll have the ocean, you never know."

His audience in Las Vegas dutifully applauded.  

Then Trump added, "Someday. Hopefully it’s a long time away, right? Hopefully.”

OK, I am confused. Is Donald Trump in favor of Las Vegas becoming ocean front property or not?  

Did Trump hide a nuke in one of those boxes of stolen government documents?

Maybe he'll just pretend California no longer exists.

Trump’s gonna black out California with his magic Sharpie, isn’t he?


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