Saturday, September 30, 2023

Songs For Saturday Special: The Sphere Awakens And Commands You! U2 Does Vegas, Baby!

Yeah, last week's Songs For Saturday featured U2 and now here they are again? 

Yes! Because THE SPHERE demands it!   


A few weeks ago, the outside of the massive illuminated ball in Las Vegas known as THE SPHERE turned on and blew our minds.

Now it's time to enter the caverns of wonder of the interior of THE SPHERE!  

Yesterday, September 29th U2 baptized this modern wonder of the world in a fountain of rock! 



Here is a video for a new single by U2 called Atomic City.  The video was shot on the streets of Las Vegas plus some scenes from THE SPHERE!  



Below is a fan shot video from Friday night's show.  I'm not sure how long this video will stay up but it's gives an idea of the scope what's taking place.

The video below is not perfect. The audio cuts out for a few moments around the 7 minute mark and the guy recording it keeps commenting on things and tells us he's getting a beer.

But if you get the gist of what's going here, well, damn! 


Here's a shorter but better video of U2 inside THE SPHERE!


THE SPHERE has AWAKENED and COMMANDS your OBEDIENCE!

ALL HAIL THE SPHERE!  

Once more from inside THE SPHERE! U2 with "Where the Streets Have No Name!" 



Rounding out today's post is a video of U2's "I Still Haven't Found What Was I Looking For" that the band shot on the streets of Las Vegas back in 1987.


And that is that for this week's Songs For Saturday.

Until next time, remember to be good to one another and to always keep the music alive.   

Friday, September 29, 2023

Your Friday Video Link: Steve Martin and the Pickwick Triplets



Next week is the finale of season 3 of Only Murders In the Building and we'll finally find you who killed Ben Glenroy.  

And we'll know what will become of Oliver Putnam's reinvention of Death Rattle to a musical called Death Rattle Dazzle!    

From that musical, we got an extraordinary performance by Steve Martin as Charles Haden-Savage performing the musical's epic patter song,  "Which of the Pickwick Triplets Did It",

And that performance is Your Friday Video Link this week.  




Thursday, September 28, 2023

Throwback Thursday: I'm Thinking It Over

Today's post is a reprint from Saturday, October 10, 2015 that delves into the inner workings of the mind behind this blog.


Spoiler alert: It ain't that complicated.   

I'm Thinking It Over

Hi there and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You, your place to be on the internet when you've used up all the porn.

My name is David Long but here, I like to go by my Kryptonian name, Dave-El. Yes, I'm a grown man with a Kryptonian name. I know, I am quite the catch but back off, ladies! I'm not available!

Here's a picture of me at work.




Yes, I know my chiseled, rugged good looks are hard to resist but damn it, ladies, once again I must urge you to back off!

And yes, it has been awhile since I last had my eyes checked. Why do you ask?

You might be wondering, "Gee, I wonder what Dave-El is thinking? What deep and intricate thoughts lie by that wry and wistful smile?"

Well, let's take a look.  



















Yeah, that looks blank but what this symbolizes is a mind at one with a state of calm placidity and peaceful lucidity. By obtaining this equilibrium of non-thought, my mind can then engage in more complex thought patterns.



















Humankind has struggled for centuries about pie, it's relationship with pie, it's feelings about pie. What does pie inherently mean to the human condition? What do we believe about pie? Because of the clarity of my thinking, I am able to resolve these conundrums and establish in my philosophy my fundamental relationship with pie.

Sometimes I need to engage in even more complex exercises in thinking. 



















Thankfully, I have a cymbal clanging monkey living in my head to help me cope with more intricate requirements in my though processes.  

So that's that for today. Thank you for your patience as we explored the inner workings of the greatest mind this generation has ever known.

Did you hear that? Sounds like...giggling. 
 
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OK, since I posted this in 2015, I am at least 8 years older than when that photo was taken. I tell myself I look pretty much the same as did then.

But I tell myself a lot of things. 

We're back with a new Your Friday Video Link tomorrow followed by Songs For Saturday and Cinema Sunday.

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

The Ghost of Ronald Reagan Vs. Lord Voldemort

As a person who became an adult (legally, not necessarily emotionally) when Ronald Reagan was President, I have a complicated perspective on the man and his time as President. 


The marginalization of targeted demographics (based on skin color, religion, sexual orientation, gender identity, ethnic origins and more) that is so pervasive in today's Republican Party, the seeds for that were planted and nurtured in Reagan's run up as the leader of the Republican Party.  The demonization of the so-called "welfare queen", the wholesale indifference to the AIDS crisis, the adherence to white evangelical Christianity as a basis for political policy,  all this and more that serves to crack and corrupt the foundation of conservative political thought today began with Ronald Reagan.


BUT...


For all that, Reagan was mostly a positive dude, tending to expound on positive American attributes instead of dwelling on the negative, the view of America as "a shining city on a hill".


Reagan wasn't out to make America great again. His view was we were already great; we just needed to remind ourselves of it. 


I'll admit I got caught up in all that positivity.  The first President I was old enough to vote for was Ronald Reagan. After a childhood of the dour Richard Nixon and milquetoast Jimmy Carter, Reagan represented a sense of confidence and pride that we had lost in ourselves as a nation and as a people. He was the avuncular grandpa who could get shit done.  


He was also a pragmatic person, prepared to do what was necessary  to get the business of government done. Rock ribbed conservative Ronald Reagan would sit down with liberal Speaker of the House Tip O'Neill to hammer out a budget deal.  Reagan may not have liked O'Neill but  dammit, they were both in positions of power and responsibility and it was their respective jobs to get things done. 


Compare that to the modern state of the Republican Party that casts the Democratic Party as those who "hate America", who are "out to destroy America", a party to be marginalized and ignored, even it means nothing gets done.


Even if it means the government shuts down.  


All of this comes to my mind from a recent story by Brad Reed about the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute (that oversees the Reagan Library) throwing shade at Donald Trump.  


One of the board of trustee's described Trump as a "spoiled brat in a sandbox.  So many of the things that Trump did, and what he stood for, are just not consistent with the Reagan philosophy. I wouldn’t want to condone what Trump had done by inviting him to speak. That would be sort of an acceptance of his behavior over the years.”


An adviser to the board had this to say:  “The legacy of Reagan, fair or unfair, right or wrong, was ‘shining city on a hill’ — upbeat and positive and have a beer with Tip O’Neill. And Trump is Voldemort. He was the opposite. He wanted to burn everything to the ground, attack people.”


Now as much fun as it is to see these Reagan advocates throw shade at petulant man baby Li'l Donnie, it is important to acknowledge that the Reagan Library has hosted as speakers various Trump sycophants like Mike Pompeo.  It seems somewhat disingenuous to be dismissive of the man but welcome those enabled him.  


And the path that took Trump to the Presidency was blazed by Ronald Reagan, the "southern strategy" that targeted poor rural white under educated evangelicals to vote Republican.  It seems a bit hypocritical for representatives of the Reagan Library to dismiss a man who came to power following the road laid out by a man whose virtues you extol.  


But for whatever commonalities there may have been between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump, there remains to my mind a significant difference.  


Reagan's message to the poor rural white under educated evangelicals was "You're already great and I'm here to remind you of that."


That's not a bad mission statement for the President of the United States.  


Trump's message to the poor rural white under educated evangelicals was "You're NOT great because OTHER PEOPLE are getting stuff you deserve and I'm here to save you from that."


Which just divides Americans against each other and is a terrible mission statement for the President of the United States.


Reagan's legacy may be tarnished with time but he never spoke ill of his own country, never demanded citizens to rise up against each other and never gave his ego precedence over his country. 


You know, like this guy...  



Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Tuesday TV Touchbase: Six (Count 'Em: SIX!) TV Shows

Today's Tuesday TV Touchbase is going to touchbase on not one... not two... not....

Oh the hell with it! 

SIX shows! One post! Let's turn this touchbase on, baby!   


Doom Patrol

I'm about a 1/3 of the way through season 3. Michelle Gomez has shown up as a time travelling Madame Rouge (Jane gets pissy with her once and calls her "Doctor Who").  Doom Patrol is weird and strange and I like it a lot for the way it channels all the absurdity of the comics written by Grant Morrison and Rachel Pollock but damned, the show can be challenging to my mental health. 

Community

I just finished season 1. This show is as funny as it's reputation suggests. The highlight of the show is the Mutt 'n' Jeff pairing of Abed and Troy which never fails to provide comedy gold. The premise is this is set at a community college but some plots act like the characters are in high school or regular college which is part of the gag.  

My Life Is Murder

I'm up to season 2 where Alexa Crowe moves from Australia to New Zealand. Keiran the Australian police detective who gave Alexa her cases is now replaced by Harry the New Zealand police detective who gives Alexa her cases. The only real change to the status quo is Alexa's techie side kick Madison from Australia is now her roommate in New Zealand. Alexa has a Columbo like pertinacity when it comes to nagging little details that have no value to anyone else but bugs the hell out of her in order to solve this week's murder. 

The Librarians

Andrea and I are up to season 4 and there is a shadow of sadness over us as we know we're coming up on the end. TNT cancelled this shows years ago without warning after it's 4th season. The gang of Eve, Jacob, Cassandra, Ezekiel, Jenkins and Flynn have become like a family as they investigate weird magical phenomenon. There's a solid Doctor Who vibe to the show, even down to the music.  Composer Joseph Do Luca does a pretty good Murray Gold impression.  

There is a sequel series in the works due to appear on the CW sometime next year but given how cheaply the CW operates and that all the actors from The Librarians are busy with other things now, it's not likely our found family will be a part of this new show. 

Abbott Elementary

Andrea and I are up to season 2 of this series. It's a fun show but in it's 2nd season, there's already some Flanderization setting in.  Janine can always be counted on to fix something that either a) isn't broken or b) is broken but honestly can't be fixed. And despite some forward momentum in season 1, Ava still is a self centered ego maniac who has NO business being principal.  

Tyler James Williams as Gregory still gives the funniest side eye glances to the documentary crew. (Side note: Tyler James Williams was Chris on Everybody Hates Chris.)  

And now making it's debut Tuesday TV Touchbase appearance...

Ghosts! 

Married New Yorkers Samantha and Jay Arondekar have inherited Woodstone Manor which is HAUNTED by the ghosts of various people who have died on the site over the centuries. After a near death experience, Sam can see the ghosts but Jay can't. 

And the comedy thus ensues.  Andrea and I have just started catching up with this show's first season.  

The ghosts appear as they did when they died. For example, scout master Pete was leading an archery lesson on the property when he was shot through the neck by an arrow. So his ghost has an arrow through his neck.  Trevor was a stockbroker whose pants were off when he died from a drug induced heart attack so his ghost wanders the manor without pants.  

There's the ghost of Captain Isaac Higgintoot, a Continental Army officer who died of dysentery two weeks after the siege of Fort Ticonderoga (which we learned about in Outlander). Isaac is a not so closeted gay as he thinks is and is very jealous of all the attention Alexander Hamilton gets. Isaac is constantly seeking attention and trying to bolster his status.  

The ghosts are super enthused that a human can actually see and hear them which helps them occupy their time.  She turns the TV on so the ghosts of Thornfinn (a Viking) and Sasappis (Native American) can watch reality TV shows.   

Jay can't see them which means he's not aware when they're around unless Sam tells them. And the ghosts blab to Sam whenever Jay eats all the Oreos.   

Ghosts is a really funny show with some sweet moments about the meaning and value of life. 

Whoa! That is a LOT for one Tuesday TV Touchbase.

Next week: game shows!   

Until next time, remember to be good to one another and try to keep it down in there, would ya? I'm trying to watch TV over here.

Monday, September 25, 2023

Doctor Who Is (Going To Be) NEW!: The 60th Anniversary Specials

Well, it's been a minute since we posted ANY Doctor Who stuff on this blog.

Back in the day, I used to have 1 or even 2 posts a week about Doctor Who.

Anyway, Saturday saw the release of the official trailer for the 

Doctor Who 60th Anniversary Specials! 


There is still no information on dates but I am hoping all 3 of the specials are not released on the same day.  

The actual date of the 60th anniversary is November 23rd and I would expect we will see either the launch of the 1st of the 3 specials on that date or the culmination of the 3 specials with the 3rd released on that date.  

I thought of a cool way to acknowledge the 13th Doctor. You know how the TARDIS has an emergency hologram of the Doctor to alert against intruders and that sort of the thing. I think it would be a really clever idea if that alert goes off and it's still set for Jodie Whitaker's Doctor.   

Good to see we're getting Kate Letheridge-Stewart as a guest which gives a great bridge to previous Doctors. Since these specials will mark the debut of Doctor Who on Disney+, we need to get the new fans in the Mouse House up to speed.  

Neil Patrick Harris is sinister as hell and I can't wait to see what nefarious character is going to be. (Right now the even money in the fandom he's going to be the Celestial Toymaker. I hope he's not going to be yet another iteration of the Master.)  

EDIT: Neil Patrick Harris has confirmed he is the Celestial Toymaker!) 

It seems Donna Noble will recover her lost memories and will be ready to kick some ass! I am so looking forward to Donna's return. 

The overall look of the trailer looks sleek like someone's got some serious Disney money to play with.   

We've got about 2 months before the Disney+ debut of Doctor Who

And looks like it's gonna be awesome! 

Sunday, September 24, 2023

Cinema Sunday: The Imitation Game


Today’s Cinema Sunday post is for a movie told over different time frames about an astonishingly gifted scientist who used his vast knowledge as part of a secret government project to help win World War II but after the war is forced to endure assaults on his character and integrity.


Now you may think I already wrote about that movie and that movie was Oppenheimer and yes, I did but today’s post is about a different movie that came only nearly 10 years ago.

 

Today’s Cinema Sunday post is about The Imitation Game (2014) starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Alan Turing, an extraordinarily talented mathematician who cracked the Nazis coded messages in WWII with a machine we now know as the computer.


 

The movie cuts back and forth over 3 time periods with Turing’s childhood at a prep school, World War II where Turing works to break the German’s Enigma code machine and 1951 where the police are looking at Turing with suspicion. 


The prep school years are brutal for Alan as he is the target of harsh and relentless bullying for his extraordinary intellect and for his lack of social skills. His only respite is Christopher, a young man that Alan has a deep and meaningful relationship with.  


Young Alan Turing is left alone at the school when Christopher fails to return for a new school year, having reportedly died of tuberculosis.  I saw "reportedly" in that we're only told by the school's head master Christopher's cause of death was tuberculosis.  Given that it appears Alan and Christopher were in an intimate relationship, I have my own distressing suspicions why Christopher died.  


In WWII, Turing finds himself in a pickle where his superior intellect and his questionable social skills have put a target on his back. Turing is under constant pressure to produce results NOW to break the German code and Turing is doing this with a team that can barely tolerate his existence.  


The Enigma Code is incredibly complex and changes every 24 hours. In order to translate the coded messages the British are intercepting, Turing's team would need to run 159,000,000,000,000,000,000 calculations every day.  


To help with that impossible task, Turing is building a machine, an advanced calculating machine, what we would call a computer.  


Nobody wants Turing's machine. 


Nobody believes in it.


Alan Turing is building it anyway.  He names the machine "Christopher".   


Alan Turing's biggest supporter is Joan Clarke, a young woman who Turing recruits to his team despite everyone else around her questioning why when she is, after all, only a woman.  "Only a woman" who can solve equations faster than any of the men.   


When at one point it looks like Joan might leave the program (due to her uptight conservative parents who thinks she should be married by now), in a desperate bid to get her to stay, Alan Turing proposes to her and she accepts. Which is a bit awkward since Alan is a homosexual, a secret he shares with one of his team mates. 


Double awkward: the one guy he trusted is a spy. 


He later tells Joan who professes not to care. She likes Alan for who he is and wasn't all that worked up about the sex stuff anyway.  


Meanwhile, back to the machine...


Turing's machine seems a fool's errand, whirling and clacking and shaking like an out of balance washing machine but producing no usable results for cracking the German's Enigma code.  


However during a rare social foray at a local pub, a chance comment by one of the team gives Turing an epiphany, an heretofore unconsidered human element what will allow "Christopher" to narrow the search parameters and...


DING! Enigma is deciphered! 


Due to the super duper secret cone of silence over the project, no one knows of Turing's role in breaking the German code and how that shortened the war and all the lives saved as a result. 


Documents are burned and "Christopher" is dismantled.  


So in 1951, when the police are called in to investigate a break in at Turing's apartment, they find an odd duck of a mathematician who seems awfully anxious for the police not to investigate the break in.   


The police investigation reveals that Alan Turing is a homosexual and he is subsequently arrested and convicted of "indecency" and sentenced to chemical castration.  


After years apart, Joan Clarke visits Alan Turing. She still cares about him deeply and is terribly concerned by the quivering shell of the man he used to know. All he wants is to be left alone as attempts to rebuild "Christopher".  


By June 1954, Alan Turing commits suicide.


It's not until 2013 that Turing's work and reputation is redeemed when Queen Elizabeth II granted Turing a posthumous Royal Pardon.   


To say this movie hits hard is an understatement. 


Let me elaborate how The Imitation Game came to my attention in the first place.  


The movie is on Netflix and has you hover over the image and title of a show or a movie, a clip plays. In the case of The Imitation Game, the clip is a funny bit with Benedict Cumberbatch channeling "Sherlock" by revealing to the military commander that he knows all about the big secret Enigma project that nobody is supposed to know about.  


OK, I knew full well that The Imitation Game was not a comedy and that the whole movie would likely not reflect the lighter tone of that particular scene.  The bulk of the movie takes place during World War II where bombs are falling in London. Of course there will be tragedy and heartbreak.


But damn! That ending...


Alan Turing endured so much to be come a brilliant mathematician. 


Alan Turing suffered so much to be flung into a group of other people and become a leader. 


Alan Turing overcame so much to break the damn Nazi code and help win the damn war.


Only to be treated as a common criminal for the crime of being "gay" and dying alone in heartbreak and misery, unrewarded and unacknowledged for his service to this country and to the world.


Bummer of an ending aside, I will say Benedict Cumberbatch is great in the role of Alan Turing.  Turing's obsessions with math and science do not make him a mere robot; he has passion for things that matter to him. 


There may be some concerns that Turing's status as a homosexual is all tell and no show.  


The Imitation Game is a very good example of a prestige biopic and is a tale told with heart, humor and, sadly, heartbreak.


Next week, we've got a pair of classic film noir entries to discuss including Lucille Ball vs. a serial killer? For realz! 


Saturday, September 23, 2023

Songs For Saturday: U2 LIVE!

 


Apropos of nothing in particular, today's Songs For Saturday will spotlight not only the music of U2 but LIVE performances by the greatest rock band ever.   

For a BBC Special, U2 is back up by an orchestra at the legendary Abbey Road Studios in London for "With Or Without You"


U2 goes acoustic for "Ordinary Love" on the stage of The Tonight Show where they are joined by Questlove and the Roots.


Wrapping up today's playlist is a young U2 in live performance of "Gloria" from June 1983 at Denver’s iconic Red Rocks Amphitheatre.


And that is that for this week's Songs For Saturday.

Until next time, remember to be good to one another and to always keep the music alive.  

Friday, September 22, 2023

Your Friday Video Link: Golden Age @$%#@$! Hollywood



Your Friday Video Link is a tad long for those with attention deficit disorder (an epic 17 minutes) but it is a fascinating look behind the scenes of the golden age of Hollywood with bloopers with classic Hollywood royalty screwing up their @$%#@$! lines.



Thursday, September 21, 2023

Strike Force Five

With all the things I have to occupy my time like movies, TV shows, reading (books, comics, news articles, blogs etc) not to mention earning a goddamn living and dealing with life stuff (grocery shopping and other errands as they arise) and NAPS (Oh my God! I live for NAPS!) and more, I surely do not have time to add a podcast to my itinerary.

Not really, I don't but I make time for this one: Strike Force Five

Strike Force Five features talk show hosts Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers and John Oliver.  This podcast was created to support the five hosts' employees who are out of work due to the 2023 Writers Guild of America strike.


The five guys riff on any number of topics such as what they are up to during the strike (Colbert is learning to tap dance) and personal stuff they've missed talking about on their own shows (such as Kimmel's "almost" vasectomy) along with some funny war stories from their histories as performers. 

What has not come up so far has been the recent controversy arising out of the Rolling Stone article about the hellscape that is Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show.  It appears the gang recorded several of these podcasts in advance of that story breaking.  

Some reviewers have been less that effusive in their praise of this series citing "the unscripted nature of the podcast sometimes leads to unfocused discussions" or that "the quality of the podcast is inconsistent".  

Which I think is actually the point.  While Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers and John Oliver are by varying degrees genuinely funny people and have some really funny anecdotes to tell, the unscripted podcasts also underscores the idea of how much better the performances of these comic actors would be with the benefit of scripts written by professional writers.  

Strike Force Five is no more than it's design to be, a loose confederation of talented talk show hosts coming together to chat about whatever pops in their head. If it was any better than that, one might argue who needs writers?  

I hope that Strike Force Five is soon not needed any more and the Writer's Guild can get a fair and equitable deal from the producers and studios. I need my Seth Meyers/Closer Look fix. 


Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Dave-El''s Spinner Rack:Batman/Catwoman: The Gotham War

 This past Saturday was BATMAN DAY so I made my way to the best comic book shop in Greensboro North Carolina The United States THE WORLD, Acme Comics to get a new stack of comic books. 


I'm 60 years old. I really should stop. 

But not yet because I want to see how this event plays out:  Batman/Catwoman: The Gotham War.  


So here's the deal: Bruce Wayne has been asleep for 8 weeks due to the recent Night Terrors event.   

That's one hell of a nap and I'm a bit jealous because I do love my naps. 

Well, Bruce isn't exactly coming out of this nap well rested due to the machinations of the Night Terrors big bad called Insomnia.  And there's a ton of shit he's been through since Chip Zdarsky took over as writer like Failsafe and Red Mask. The loss of his right hand and it's robotic replacement is a trauma Batman refuses to deal with. 

And inside his head Zur-En-Arrh, Batman's emergency back up persona is active in his mind, poking at him, poking at him, poking at him. Batman insists to himself he is in control.

He's not in control as much as he thinks he is.  

And something strange is going on in Gotham City.

Crime is... down? 

And what crime is happening is being done by formerly low level henchmen now committing high level crimes. I mean high level like stealing stuff from the ultra rich in their penthouse towers. 

While the Bat was away, the Cat was getting down to business.

Selina Kyle, the Catwoman, is the crime boss of Gotham City. Under her leadership, she has taken in the low life crooks whose only recourse was working as henchmen for the Riddler and the Joker and that crazy crew and given them a new avenue for advancement. 

Selina is training them in cat burgarly skills and setting them out into Gotham with a specific set of rules such as:
  • No killing.
  • Steal only from the very rich.
  • Donate 15% of their gains to charity.  


The upshot is that Gotham City has experienced a drop in crime over all.
  • Violent crime is down
  • Petty theft is down.
  • Street level crime is down. 
Fewer bodega owners with guns thrust in their faces with demands for the paltry dollars in their cash registers.  

And the big bads who cause so much trouble for Gotham like Two Face and Mr. Freeze can't pull together enough henchmen to do shit 'cause Catwoman has cornered the market on henchmen. 

No Arkham escapees threatening Gotham's water supply. 

Catwoman wants Batman and his family to look the other way. 

Batman doesn't like it. 

He's all old school conservative "a crime is a crime" no matter who is being stolen from.  

Catwoman's shades of grey perspective on crime clashes with Batman's black & white morality.  Bruce's absolute recalcitrance in accepting any part of Selina's strategy is on one hand in keeping with the absolutist nature of Batman's mission, to wage war on ALL criminals. But is disappointing that he cannot see that her results are real.   

Of course, Zur-En-Arrh may be fucking with his brain.   

From Bruce's internal narration, we can tell he is not firing on all cylinders right now.   

Also are Selina's results sustainable? How long will it be before the crazy chaos gods who have tormented Gotham City for so long decide they want their playground back?  

Professor Pyg, the Mad Hatter, Mister Freeze, Two Face and more have gathered together to figure out how to make Gotham theirs again.

And the Riddler is scheming on his own. 

Selina's got a good thing going on here.  

A shame everything's going to happen to it.   


Tuesday, September 19, 2023

Tuesday TV Touchbase: What We Do in the Shadows


A couple of things before we get into the main part of this week's Tuesday TV Touchbase.

So far season 41 of Wheel Of Fortune, AKA Pat Sajak's final season, has been unremarkable, just the standard games with standard players. So far there has been no on screen reference to Pat Sajak's forthcoming exit from the series.  

Season 40 of Jeopardy started off under a bit of a cloud, moving into production with new episodes even as the writers strike continues. The show is presenting "second chance" tournaments for players from former seasons who didn't win before but now have a chance to become Jeopardy champions.  

And I don't think there has been any formal announcement but the consensus appears to be that Ken Jennings will now be the sole host of the show and Mayim Bialik will not be returning. While I have always been of the opinion that Ken should be the only host, I think Mayim deserved better than the constant derision and abuse she got during her time as host.  




Yes, yes, very good. Thank you.

---Lazlo Ravenscoft  

A couple of weeks ago the 5th season of What We Do in the Shadows came to a close.  

The through line for the season was Guillermo's struggle with the consequences of deciding to not wait for Nandor to make him a vampire and getting Derek to do bring him across instead. 

It seems that within the vampire community, a familiar being transformed into a vampire by someone other than the familiar's master is a big no-no resulting in death for both the familiar and the master.  

On top of that, Guillermo's betrayal of Nandor has brought very unsatisfactory results as far as becoming a full on actual vampire is concerned. His transformations are wonky, incomplete and erratic.  Lazlo's attempts at playing scientist to figure out what's up with Guillermo produce questionable results. 

Oddly it's Nandor who helps Guillermo, displaying an heretofore unknown wisdom and empathy.

Yeah, at first Nandor is ready to kill Guillermo but then Nandor learns some much valuable insights from Patton Oswalt.  

Guillermo fully becomes a vampire and learns a very important lesson: Guillermo isn't cut out to be a vampire.  

His human kindness is too strong to see humans as food. When given a chance to be a vampire or a human, Guillermo chooses human.  

And we find out Nandor didn't deny Guillermo's requests to make him a vampire out of selfishness or forgetfulness. Nandor knew Guillermo was not ready to be one of their kind.  It is a surprising and welcome development in their relationship.  

Elsewhere in the show...

Colin Robinson's powers as an energy vampire rely on him being incredibly dull and boring to sap the will and energy of humans. This runs into a roadblock when Colin becomes for a time the most interesting man on Staten Island.  

Nadja did not fare too well this season, I think. She believed that all the bad things that have happened to her (liking losing her night club from season 4) is because she  cursed and not because she is selfish and short sighted. I think Nadja has been "Flanderized" in that her worst characteristics are all of who she is. Nadja deserves better.

Kristen Schall is added to the opening credits as the Guide from the Vampiric Council becomes part of the Vampire Residence even if Nadja, Nandor, Lazlo and Colin haven't noticed that.  The Guide was a funny counterpoint to the solemn vibe of the Vampiric Council.  Outside of that environment, she lacks focus and purpose and is just not as funny. 

The episode "Local News" finds the vampire residents potentially exposed on a local news program which leads to the bizarre finish where the residents take over the news program for a mass hypnosis mind wipe while providing news, sports and weather. That news cast was my favorite absurd moment of the season.  

The quote that opens today's post is from "The Roast" where in it appears Lazlo is very, very depressed and only says one thing over and over again for weeks on end: "Yes, yes, very good. Thank you."

Turns out Lazlo was just deep in thought contemplating how to best organize his book collection.    

What We Do in the Shadows concludes it's 5th season with a re-set of the status quo of a sort with Guillermo restored to human and once more in service to Nandor. What will be interesting in a 6th season if the events to date actually lead to a different relationship between Guillermo and Nandor. 

Or if no one has learned anything. And if that is the case, I wonder if maybe it's time to say our farewells to the vampires of Staten Island.  

As much as I enjoy What We Do in the Shadows, I feel we may be approaching the sell by date for this series.  If we are destined for more of the same, I think I would like to see the show take it's final bow on it's own terms. 

And that is that for this week's Tuesday TV Touchbase.  

Next week, we catch up with:
  • Doom Patrol
  • Community
  • My Life Is Murder
  • The Librarians
  • Abbott Elementary

And new to the Touchbase...
  • Ghosts 

Until next time, remember to be good to one another and try to keep it down in there, would ya? I'm trying to watch TV over here.

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