Thursday, October 31, 2024

Halloween Special: Vun Vith Vampires!


Today is October 31st which means it's Halloween!

I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You will celebrate the holiday with the theme of...

VUN VITH VAMPIRES!!!!

Yes, vampires! Dark creatures of the night who stalk the night in search of BLOOD!!! 

Or...

Vegetables?


Yep, that was Morgan Freeman from The Electric Company as Vincent the Vegetable Vampire!  

Yes, VAMPIRES!  Mystic creatures who with powers and abilities beyond mere mortals.

The power to cloud and control the mind, to make you submit to your deepest darkest desires!

You are in my thrall! 

Come to me! 

Come to me! 

No, go to your right!

Er, no, I mean your other right.  


Leslie Nielsen from Mel Brooks' Dracula: Dead and Loving It

Yes, vampires, who hunt their prey among unknowing humans, deceptively disguised as humans themselves.

Such as an ordinary human bar tender from Tuscon, Arizonia!  


From What We Do In the Shadows, Matt Berry as the Vampire Lazlo Cravensworth ordinary human bartender Jackie Daytona.  

This has been VUN VITH VAMPIRES!!!! 

Happy Halloween, everyone!

Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Dave-El's Spinner Rack: Absolute Power#4

 


From the Spinner Rack today, Absolute Power#4. 

I've seen various commentary online about the conclusion of DC's big crossover event.  

Some hated but damn, haters gonna hate, right?

Some loved it. Writer Mark Waid and artist Dan Mora can do no wrong.

I tend to lean towards the latter camp but with one major caveat which I will get to but first...

Forces have aligned themselves to destroy Earth's super heroes.

The use of AI created misinformation has shattered their reputation and the public is turning against the heroes.

And the heroes can do nothing to counter this misinformation campaign as an army of Amazos are out and about stealing powers.  

Disenfranchised and depowered, these heroes are targeted by the aligned forces for arrest and to be thrown into a super max prison.

Or if they don't come along quietly...

Kill them. 

Led by Nightwing, Earth's heroes are prepared to strike back. Heroes who rely on weapons or training, others who have retained some of their powers, this is not a collective of heroes at their best but they are determined to prevail.   

What Mark Waid does here is use DC's heroes in logical capacities based on their respective abilities and backgrounds to create a fighting force that is strong and precise. Hell, Waid even makes good use of D-lister Air Wave!  

And Dan Mora makes this all look good. Not since the eras of Dick Dillin and George Perez have I seen an artist who can capture the essence of so wide and diverse a group of characters.   

In the end, our heroes win and the powers stolen by the Amazos are returned but no without some hiccups.  For example, instead of sonic powers, Black Canary now has heat vision? What gives? 

And the part where it appeared Green Arrow was an ally of the bad guys? Nope! Oliver Queen comes through in the nick of time as part of an undercover operation worked out between him and J'onn J'onzz, the Martian Manhunter.  

Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman are not happy with Ollie running his own little sting operation but as Green Arrow tells them, if they hadn't shut down the Justice League, maybe things would've worked out differently. 

Speaking of which....

In the follow up to Absolute Power#4All In Special#1 features a pair of stories that set up what happens next. One story is the foundation for a new and improved Justice League. 

The other story is Darkseid up to sketchy shit and setting up DC's new line up of Absolute titles.   

But back to Absolute Power,  I mentioned earlier that I tend to lean towards loving this series but with one major caveat.

And that major caveat is the villain of the piece: Amanda Waller.  

As I wrote once before, I  used to admire Waller as a character, a unique fixture in the DC Universe, a tough woman making tough calls but fully aware of the price she paid for those calls. 

Her descent into full on villainy is disturbing on so many levels. Having DC's only woman of color in a position of significant power and influence going mad with all the power and influence, it is not a good look.  

I think Absolute Power would've worked better with a more traditional DC villain (such as Lex Luthor or Ra's A Ghul) in the antagonist role.   

Next week, the Spinner Rack returns with Superman in Action. 


Teri Garr

Under the heading of the wrong people keep dying, I was sad to hear yesterday that Teri Garr had passed away. 




 I always enjoyed everything that I ever saw Teri in.  She was very funny and had a warm, friendly vivaciousness. 

 

Teri Garr  appeared in the chorus of nine Elvis Presley films, including Viva Las Vegas, Roustabout and Clambake.  She also appeared on numerous television shows, including Star Trek,  Batman  and M*A*S*H.  

 

While Teri was a sweet and affable person, you did NOT ask her about Star Trek. Her experience on the set was NOT a pleasant one due to Gene Roddenberry’s obsession over the shortness of her skirt. So talking about Star Trek was an absolute no-no.  


Which is a damn shame because Teri's Roberta Lincoln was a humorous counterpoint to the grim and taciturn alien visitor Gary Seven.  



Roddenberry thought this skirt needed to be shorter. And apparently he was kind of handsy in demonstrating how much shorter it should be.

I remember Teri Garr from M*A*S*H but when was she in Batman? According to Wikipedia, she was "Girl Outside Rink" in a Mister Freeze episode.  
 

My absolute favorite comic role in the movies was Garr's  appearance as Gene Wilder’s German lab assistant in Young Frankenstein. (“Would you like a roll in zee hay? Roll! Roll! Roll!”) 



Yes. Yes I would very much like a roll in ze hay.  


While mostly cast in comedies, Teri Garr would find her way into other things like Close Encounters of the Third Kind

 

She was also made frequent appearances on Late Night with David Letterman where she was always a delightful and funny guest.  

 

It was also during this time that she realized that her body didn’t feel or respond quite like it should. 

 

She was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in 1999. A cold and cruel fate for a woman who started her career as a dancer. 

 

She continued to act, appearing in episodes of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and a recurring role as Phoebe’s mother in Friends

 

Teri Garr excelled at characters who were sweet and kind and funny and by all accounts, that described the woman herself.   

 

The world feels like a darker place without Teri Garr in it. 





Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Tuesday TV Touchbase: Star Trek Lower Decks, What We Do In the Shadows and Saturday Night Live




Today's post is about 2 shows that are in their final seasons.  

Star Trek Lower Decks brings us the 5th and final season of our adventures on the Cerritos.  

It takes 2 episodes to get there but Tendi returns from the Orions as the "Mistress of the Winter Constellations" to once more do all sorts of Starfleet science stuff on the Cerritos.  

The Cerritos has an encounter with a dimensional rift that results in a duplicate Cerritos that has a crew that is almost but not quite like each other.  

  • Beckett Mariner is Capt. Becky Freeman, a task master of a cruel martinet whose crew is scared of her. 
  • Rutherford's alternate has replaced nearly all his human parts with cyborg stuff, more Borg than human.
  • And Boimler's alternate version is cool, confident, full of swagger and sporting a Riker beard.  
  • T'Lyn from our Cerritos says "fascinating".  The other one says "remarkable". Otherwise, both Vulcans are absolutely alike.  

Standard issue Star Trek alternate universe stuff but told with humor and heart.  Both Cerritos crews believe they are the true version and the other is a weird duplicate.  

What We Do In the Shadows kicks off it's 6th and final go 'round by adding a new vampire resident: Jerry the Vampire! 

Well, technically not new.

He's been there the whole time, just in a super slumber. 

That Nandor, Lazlo, Nadja and Colin were supposed to wake him up from.

In 1996.

Whoops! They forgot.

Jerry the Vampire is not as much upset that his roommates let him oversleep by nearly 30 years as they have accomplished nothing by way of conquering North America in that time frame. 

By the way,  Guillermo de la Cruz no longer resides in the Vampire Residence.

Guillermo has is own place now all the way across...

  • the country? No.
  • the city? No.
  • the backyard? Yes!

Guillermo lives in the shed in the backyard. 

Jerry the Vampire has a question: who are these humans filming the vampires?

Well, they are the documentary crew.

And why did the vampires agree to this?

Well, that's...

Er, no one is quite sure why. 

________________________________

I'm going to take a minute to comment on Saturday Night Live, now in it's 50th season and not quite yet it's final season.   

I spend a lot of time barking at the TV during SNL, "I don't get it!"  But then, I'm not the target demo, am I?

I do not know who Charli XCX is!  

Or what the hell "brat summer" was.  

Kamala Harris had someone explain "brat" to her.  

Speaking of Kamala...

Maya Rudolph is back and crushing it as Kamala Harris in the politically themed cold opens.  I'm not sure I'm on board with returning Dana Carvey as a doddering and easily confused Joe Biden.  I miss Jason Sudeikis as Biden.   

The season did not get off to a strong start despite having national treasure Jean Smart (Hacks) as the guest host.   

But subsequent episodes have been stronger with Nate Bargatze back for his 2nd time hosting.  As much as I enjoyed his return as George Washington telling his men of his vision of America's future, I got kick out of the sketch with Nate as one of two EMTs attempting to find the best way to get a dead body down from the top of a water slide. 

255 steps is quite a long way to carry a dead body.

Is there perhaps another option...?   




Ariania Grande and Michael Keaton turned in strong episodes of the show. 



Andrea and I usually stay up to Weekend Update so she can see her boyfriend Colin Jost.   

(That bitch Scarlett Johansson doesn't appear ready to let go of her hold on Colin Jost so Andrea may be moving her TV celebrity boyfriend to Ryan Seacrest who is single.)   

I guess making ourselves stay up late to watch SNL is some way of recapturing our youth or something? Your guess is as good as mine. 

SNL is not written for me.

I frequently don't get it.

But I'm glad it's still there.

Coming up on the Touchbase, we've got stuff coming in for a landing: Only Murders In the Building and Agatha All Along.

And as if Andrea and I do not have enough on our TV watching on our plate, we will have the new Reba McIntire sitcom making it's touchbase debut, Happy's Place.  


Until next time, remember to be good to one another and try to keep it down in there, would ya? I'm trying to watch TV over here.  

Monday, October 28, 2024

The Last Political Post (????)

 



The title for today's post is "The Last Political Post".  

Really?  Really really? For real?

The LAST political post?

Yes.

Kind of.

Sort of.

Well...

OK, sparky, here's the deal. 

Next week, Tuesday November 5th is election day. And where are we right now in terms of the Presidential election?

In the case of Kamala Harris, district attorney turned attorney general turned US Senator turned Vice President vs. Donald Trump, the big orange morally deficient, intellectually limited, sexual assaulting, empathy deprived, incoherent convicted felon, the polls are close.  

Adam Lichtmann still stands behind his prediction that Kamala Harris will be the next President of the United States!  

Nate Silver says the polls are too tight to make a call but his gut tells him Donald Trump will win the electoral college.

When given a choice between a woman of intelligence and compassion and a man who is just so astonishingly stupid and totally lacking in human empathy, well, America just isn't quite sure.  

I am tired of this shit.

I have hope, a faint flickering flame of hope that Kamala Harris is going to win.

I have a deep, dark twisting fear in my gut that Donald Trump is going to pull this off.  

Despite all the "shock report" headlines on Huff Post.

"Shock Report: Trump _______________!"  

Are they really? Shocking that is.  

"Shock Report: Trump Likes Hitler!"  

For Donald Trump, that's pretty much on brand, ain't it?  

"Shock Report: Trump Is a Fascist!"  

It would be shocking if Trump was NOT a fascist.   

"Shock Report: Trump Gropes Woman!"  

It's was the 1990's, the woman was a model, it was a party with Jeffrey Epstein, of course Donald Trump groped a woman.  

At this point, does any of this matter?  

The MAGA cultists will believe what they're told to believe.

Everyone else has to hope we outnumber the MAGA cultists. 

So why bother trying with these post?

With Trump, it's always one more god damn thing.

Like last night's rally at Madison Square Garden that went full on racist and fascist and white nationalist.  

"Shock Report: Trump Leads Racist Rally!"  

No, not really shocking. Just Trump and his enablers saying the not so quiet parts out loud.

It's always gonna be something. So...  

This is the last political post I will make on this blog.

For now.

Politics will return to this blog sometime after November 5th.

Where I hope to write "Next year, America's Commander In Chief will be greeted as Madame President." 

Or I may be forced to write "Well, we're truly fucked!"   

Sunday, October 27, 2024

Dave-El's Weekend Movie Post: Lady in the Lake

 

After yesterday's movie post about a film that employed experimental cinematic techniques, we're going to touch on a movie from 1947 film noir that got all experimental.  




Directed by Robert Montgomery, it's Lady In the Lake.  Based on a Phillip Marlowe detective story by Raymond Chandler, the film stars Montgomery as the hard boiled private eye.

But you almost never see him.  

The experiment is the camera is set from Marlowe's perspective and all the people Marlowe encounters interact with the camera. 

YOU are Phillip Marlowe! 

YOU must solve the mystery of the lady in the lake. 



Phillip Marlowe is tired, tired of the low pay and high risks of being a private detective.

So Marlowe decides to become a writer instead and following the adage of "write what you know" submits a murder story to a mystery magazine published by Derace Kingsby. 

Marlowe's story earns him an invite to Kingsby office to discuss his work.

But not so quick now, would be writer Phillip Marlowe. Publishing executive Adrienne Fromsett wants to hire him for his detective skills.  

Chrystal Kingsby, Derace's wife, is missing.  

There's a dead body in a lake on property Kingsby owns.

What follows is a convoluted tale of deception and betrayal.  No one is who that claim to be and assumptions made on who can or cannot be trusted are constantly challenged.  

Marlowe gets punched a lot, guns constantly shoved in his face and he's arrested a lot as well as shot at. Gee, no wonder he wants out of the private eye biz.  

Lady in the Lake is pretty much standard for a film noir detective story but with some twists to the formula. For once, the established femme fatale (Adrienne Fromsett) does not prove to be so fatal and appears to be in for a happy ending. 

As for the grand experiment, Marlowe is never seen except for a pair each of reflections in a mirror and direct addresses to the audience in character.   The direct addresses were not part of Montgomery's plan but were foisted on him by the studio MGM which was nervous about this experiment and not having the star of the movie ever appear on screen.  

Lady In the Lake did not do well at the box office and MGM blamed it on the film's experimental approach.  It also marked the end of Robert Montgomery's relationship with MGM.  

The movie's story is complex and interesting enough on it's own without the distraction of the first person filming. And it is a distraction. Points to Robert Montgomey for trying to do something new but he was a bit ahead of his time, limited by the bulk camera technology of the era.  The upshot is the scenes can appear stilted, forced, not natural.   

Saturday, October 26, 2024

Dave-El's Weekend Movie Post: Sisters

In a follow up to last Saturday's movie post, I have another movie that the team of Ben Mankiewicz and Mario Cantone talked me into watching.  

Directed by Brian DePalma and starring starring Margot Kidder and Jennifer Salt, from 1973, it's Sisters.  


Advertising salesman Philip Woode and Danielle Breton, a young French Canadian model and aspiring actress, are contestants on a Candid Camera-style television show. 

They flirt and go out to dinner where there is an awkward moment when a weird dude named Emil shows up.  There seems to be some confusion if Emil is her estranged husband or ex-husband. 

What ever the case may be, it seems like a red flag to me but Phillip still accompanies Danielle to her apartment in Staten Island cause he's gonna get laid. 

Red flag #2 presents itself when Danielle gets into an argument with her twin sister Dominique in the next room.  Phillip doesn't see the altercation, just hears it and clearly Dominique is upset that Danielle has brought a man home.  Phillip really should leave.

He doesn't.

And he never will.

He gets repeatedly stabbed by a crazed woman with stringly black hair. Bleeding out, Phillip crawls across the floor and writes "help" on the window with his own blood. 

This crime has a witness.

Across the courtyard of the apartment complex, Grace Collier has watched the horrific spectacle play out.  Grace calls the police who are somewhat recalcitrant to come out.  It seems Grace is a report for a Staten Island newspaper who has written some less than flattering stories about the Staten Island police. 

Detective Kelly finally arrives and goes to the apartment where Grace witnessed the murder. 

Except...

No body, no blood. Just poor old confused Danielle who insists she has been alone in the apartment all this time. 

Let's rewind.

Director Brian DePalma gets all artsy with us. 

From the moment Graces picks the phone to call the cops, we get a split screen with Grace on one side while on the other...

Emil shows up, finds a distressed Danielle and the dude she had dinner with the night before.  So Emil gets to work on the right side of the screen while Grace is pacing and fretting on the left side of the screen, waiting for the police to arrive.  

By the time the two sequences join together for one scene, Emil has cleaned up all the blood, disposed of the knife and stuffed Phillip's bloody corpse in the folding sofa in Danielle's living room.  

Naturally, the cops assume Grace is fucking with them for her own anti-police agenda or some shit but Grace knows what she saw and she is going to investigate this.  

Grace hires a private investigator named Larch.  

And now....


...the larch!

Sorry! Really, really old and obscure joke. 

Anyway, Larch gets into Danielle's apartment where he finds out Emil is having the body stuffed sofa shipped somewhere. Larch is committed to following the couch to see where Emil is having it taken to.

Larch also finds a file which he gives to Grace.   The file is from a place called the Loisel Institute and it's about Canada's first conjoined twins, Danielle and Dominique Blanchion. Grace learns the twins were separated but at a cost: Dominique died on the operating table.  

(So you might be wondering who was Danielle arguing with that night in her apartment? Or you might not and just assume we're dealing with a split personality issue.)  

Grace tracks Emil and Danielle to a mental hospital where Grace is trapped as a "new patient".   

Emil sedates Grace and places Danielle on the bed beside her.

Emil promises to tell Grace everything.   But he also hypnotizes here to remember an important message: "There was no body because there was no murder. I was mistaken."  

Brian DePalma's getting artsy again.   

In an extended black and white sequence, the drugged Grace hallucinates that she is Dominique. 

Danielle and Dominique were conjoined twins.  Danielle is in a sexual relationship with Emil and Dominique definitely does not approve.  When Danielle becomes pregnant, Dominique flies into a homicidal rage and stabs her twin in the stomach. The brutal assault kills the fetus and leaves Danielle barren.  

Oh my God! This is some sick messed up shit going on here! 

The conjoined twins are surgically separated but Dominique dies and Danielle develops a split personality to keep her sister "alive". But her sister is a homicidal freak which is why Phillip's corpse is rotting away inside of a sofa on a truck heading towards Canada.

With Larch still following. 

Meanwhile back at the mental hospital, "Dominique" emerges and stabs the shit out of Emil and now he's dead.

Then Grace claws her way out of her drugged stupor to find Danielle crying and clutching Emil's body. 

Detective Kelly shows up and arrests Danielle for Emil's murder and he's coming around to believing that Grace had really witnessed a murder in Danielle's apartment after all.

But Grace is no help. 

When questioned about the first murder, Grace call only say, "There was no body because there was no murder. I was mistaken." 

Over and over again.   

Meanwhile, the sofa is left outside of a remote train station in Canada.

Where Larch is nearby, still following the couch.

And we reach...   The End! 

And what the bloody hell was all that? 

Man, the 1970's were weird! 

Brian DePalma was an aficionado of director Alfred Hitchcock and it's certainly in display in Sisters

The music score was by Bernard Herrmann who composed several film scores for Hitchcock.  

Rear Window is clearly an inspiration with the plot revolving around a murder in one apartment witnessed by in another apartment across the way.  

Hitchcockian touches like the blood stain that begins to form on the back of Danielle's sofa that gets overlooked by just this much by Grace and the police.  

The "It's That Person Who Was In That Thing" Department

The role of  Danielle Breton / Dominique Blanchion was performed by Margot Kidder who would portray Lois Lane in the Christopher Reeve Superman movies.  

Jennifer Salt was Grace Collier and the whole time, I'm thinking I know her from something and it was in her role as Eunice Tate in the TV comedy series Soap (1977–1981).

Olympia Dukakis makes an uncredited appearance as Louise in the bakery scene. Dukakis would be nearly ubiquitous in movies in 1980's and '90's such as Moonstruck and Steel Magnolias.  

Charles Durning was P.I. Larch and Durning has been in a bunch of things. Among just the films I have seen, During had roles in The Sting (1973), The Muppet Movie (1979), Tootsie (1982), Dick Tracy (1990), and O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000). 

He was also in  in the Burt Reynolds's TV series, Evening Shade, as the town doctor Harlan Eldridge (1990–1994).

And of course his memorable role in Sisters as....



...the Larch!




Friday, October 25, 2024

Your Friday Video Link: The La Plata Missouri Train Station


Founded in the mid-1800's, La Plata Missouri is a small town of approximately 1,300 people. Despite it's small size, La Plata is a stop on rail line that connects Chicago to Los Angeles.

The AmTrak passenger train known as the Southwest Chief stops here.  

Not for long, mind you, but it stops there as passengers disembark or get on board.

Wondering what's happening at the train station in La Plata Missouri?

Well here's Your Friday Video Link and wonder no more. 

I spend way too much time watching this live feed from LaPlata.



Until your train arrives....

All Hail and Glory to the Coca Cola Machine! 

Thursday, October 24, 2024

My Nemesis, the Pickle

A few years back, I wrote a post about my nemesis, the pickle.

 

I attributed the reason for the ubiquity of the pickle where it is not wanted to organized crime.

 

The pickle on your burger or next to your club sandwich is a mafia mandated pickle.

 

I thought I would share some recent encounters with that sour vegetable that springs from the roots of hell’s garden.

 

About once a month, we go to Chili's and Andrea gets the same damn thing: crispy chicken crispers.  Now that sounds like a marketing idea from the department of redundancy department but there is a version of the chicken crisper that is not… crisp.  Although “crisp” is in the name.

 

Meanwhile, I get the same thing, something called the Old Timer Burger which is rather cost efficient burger that has nothing on it I don’t want.  Except pickles. 

 

I always make sure to emphasize to the wait person that I want this with NO pickles. 

 

So far only one person has brought me back an Old Timer with a pickle.

 

They will not do that again.

 


 

I’m am serious when I say NO pickles.

 

Last Saturday, after Andrea and I voted, we had lunch at Freddie’s where I ordered 2 hamburgers, both with the same toppings: tomato, lettuce and mayo.  When I brought our repast back to our table,  Andrea’s burger had tomato, lettuce and mayo.  The other burger had mustard and big honking slabs of dill pickle. 

 

WTF? Really?

 

Andrea and I have an on-again/off again battle with McAllister’s Deli vis a vie, the dreaded pickle. Every other Saturday is McAllister day for dinner and I order sandwiches for Andrea and myself and we indulge in their carrot cake.  For the sandwiches, there is a button to click if you do not want a pickle. I ALWAYS click that button for NO pickle. About every 3rd order, there is a big slab of dill pickle nestled next to our sandwich. 

 

A few weeks back, the pickle invasion reached a ridiculous level.  There was a pickle with Andrea’s sandwich, my sandwich and (I’m not making this up) the carrot cake!!!  

 

WTF? A PICKLE?!?! With CAKE?!?!  

 

Thankfully the cake was plastic wrapped and protected from the noxious odor and juices of the offending pickle but still…

 

Come on!! A PICKLE?!?! With CAKE?!?!  

 

When I got the email asking me for a survey, I sent a reply: “Guys! We need to talk about this pickle situation.” 

 

Why oh why must I be challenged so, to constantly be on my guard every waking moment lest the pernicious and persistent pickle pierce my perimeter.

 

And I am so glad my suffering amuses you. 

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Doing Time At McDonald's





Way back in the day when I was a much younger Dave-El, I did my time working for McDonald’s. 

 

It was admittedly not a long time.  I worked about 2 weeks. 

 

A presumed gig working at a local radio station did not pan out while I was on break from college one summer. 

 

I had to find something somewhere to earn some pocket money before the fall semester and that quest led me to a McDonald’s.  

 

It wasn’t near my home, almost an hour’s drive. 

 

Really? I couldn’t find a McDonald’s closer than that?

 

It’s been more than a few years and my memory’s a little fuzzy on the details.  

 

It was hard, hot, sweaty work but I might’ve endured it longer than I did except for that stupidly long commute.

 

Current Democratic candidate for President Kamala Harris did her own time working at McDonald’s while she was in college.

 

And current Republican candidate for President Donald Trump refuses to believe Harris ever worked at McDonald’s. 

 

But now he has worked at McDonald’s.  


Kind of. 


Sort of. 


Not really.

 

OK, sparky, here’s the deal.

 

A McDonald’s in Pennsylvania shut down for the day. 

 

Trump supporters were brought in to play the part of customers going through the drive through.

 

There was a rehearsal for those supporters going through the drive through before Li’l Donnie showed up.

 

Then Donald Trump shows up in his usual suit and tie.  He says he wants to work the “fry counter”.  

 

He puts some fries in the fryer, he boxes up some fries and then distributes food to the “customers”.  

 

This takes about fifteen minutes.  

 

Donald brags that he worked at McDonald’s 15 minutes longer than Kamala ever did.  

 

As a person who worked in a  McDonald’s 2 weeks (less 15 minutes) more than you, I’m not sure I would call what you did as work, Donnie.

 

  • Try working that damn French Fry deep fryer for longer stretches of time.   
  • During a lunch rush. 
  • With a bunch of customers who have not been pre-vetted wanting different things.  

I'm not sure what the McDonald's photo op was supposed to do.  It doesn't prove that Kamala Harris did NOT work at McDonald's.  

I suppose it bolsters Li'l Donnie's appeal to the little people he is supposed to be the champion of.

Except when someone asked if he supported increasing the minimum wage, he did what he does with all questions relating to policy that might actually help people: he didn't answer it. 

I mean, he said stuff that had nothing to do with wages, minimum or otherwise.  

Standard operating procedure when it comes to Donald Trump.

Wearing a McDonald's apron for 15 minutes changes nothing.  

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