A few years back, I wrote a post about my nemesis, the pickle.
I attributed the reason for the ubiquity of the pickle where it is not wanted to organized crime.
The pickle on your burger or next to your club sandwich is a mafia mandated pickle.
I thought I would share some recent encounters with that sour vegetable that springs from the roots of hell’s garden.
About once a month, we go to Chili's and Andrea gets the same damn thing: crispy chicken crispers. Now that sounds like a marketing idea from the department of redundancy department but there is a version of the chicken crisper that is not… crisp. Although “crisp” is in the name.
Meanwhile, I get the same thing, something called the Old Timer Burger which is rather cost efficient burger that has nothing on it I don’t want. Except pickles.
I always make sure to emphasize to the wait person that I want this with NO pickles.
So far only one person has brought me back an Old Timer with a pickle.
They will not do that again.
I’m am serious when I say NO pickles.
Last Saturday, after Andrea and I voted, we had lunch at Freddie’s where I ordered 2 hamburgers, both with the same toppings: tomato, lettuce and mayo. When I brought our repast back to our table, Andrea’s burger had tomato, lettuce and mayo. The other burger had mustard and big honking slabs of dill pickle.
WTF? Really?
Andrea and I have an on-again/off again battle with McAllister’s Deli vis a vie, the dreaded pickle. Every other Saturday is McAllister day for dinner and I order sandwiches for Andrea and myself and we indulge in their carrot cake. For the sandwiches, there is a button to click if you do not want a pickle. I ALWAYS click that button for NO pickle. About every 3rd order, there is a big slab of dill pickle nestled next to our sandwich.
A few weeks back, the pickle invasion reached a ridiculous level. There was a pickle with Andrea’s sandwich, my sandwich and (I’m not making this up) the carrot cake!!!
WTF? A PICKLE?!?! With CAKE?!?!
Thankfully the cake was plastic wrapped and protected from the noxious odor and juices of the offending pickle but still…
Come on!! A PICKLE?!?! With CAKE?!?!
When I got the email asking me for a survey, I sent a reply: “Guys! We need to talk about this pickle situation.”
Why oh why must I be challenged so, to constantly be on my guard every waking moment lest the pernicious and persistent pickle pierce my perimeter.
And I am so glad my suffering amuses you.
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