So last week J D Vance and his wife Usha visited Greenland.
Ostensibly Usha was there to go see a dog sled race.
J D decided that sounded like fun and decided to go.
Greenland's government reminded the Vances that no one invited them.
After some staffers went from door to door to find someone, anyone who wanted a photo op with the Vances and were uninfomly told to fuck off, the couple wound up cooling their heels at the United States Air Force base.
Where J D Vance decided to engage some charm with a 3 point presentation.
- Greenland sucks!
- It sucks because Denmark who owns Greenland sucks!
- Greenland would not suck if it were part of the United States!
There were some objections to these cogent arguments from Greenland and Denmark.
- Greenland does NOT suck!
- Denmark does NOT suck!
- You know who sucks? The United States sucks SO hard!!!
Gee, I wonder why Greenland does not want to be a part of the United States?
And miss being part of all this?
Why wouldn't Greenland want to be a part of this great nation?
Could it be they don't want to lose their 37 hour work week or the nearly 3 dozen days a year of paid time off every one gets or the year long maternity leave or the universal health care or the safety from mass shootings?
C'mon, Greenland! Join the United States of America and not have any of that! Free from socialism! YAY!!
Why can't Greenland respond to our charm offensive and just give us what we want?
Why would Greenland have a problem with that?
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