Darkness Falls Across the Net

Darkness falls across the net
Your precious soul it's soon to get
Commenters crawl in search of blood
To troll y'all's neighborhood

And whosoever shall be lost
In the flames of an online holocaust
Must sit and read this blogger's tale
And wonder, "Oh what the hell?" 

The foulest stench of unwashed rumps
The funk of about two long months
And grizzly ghouls from every computer
Survive this? I don't think so, scooter! 

And though you fight to stay alive
There’s nothing more you can do
For no mere internet can resist
I’m so glad my suffering amuses you.

And yes, this damn thing is back.

And so, horribly enough, am I.

<insert evil laugh> 

Happy Halloween, y'all!!

And I'll be back tomorrow. 

And...

I’m so glad my suffering amuses you.