Life After Work III - The Search For Work

Hi there! Dave-El here and welcome to I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You with an update on my employment status.

I don't have one. 

Yay, I say unto thee that I remain in that state known as L.A.W.

Life After Work

While I remain for the moment sufficiently financially solvent, I have a bad habit of indulging in my favorite activity. 

Sleep. 

Oh my God but do I love an afternoon nap.

The thing is when I lay down to take a nap in the afternoon, I go to sleep faster, sleep deeper and sleep longer than I do at night. 

Which is why, sufficiently financially solvent or not, I think I need to go back to work doing...something. 

Sleeping all day is no way to live. Or...

Is it? 

OK, Dave-El! Focus!  

I am on Linked In and a variety of job locating services that seem to match me up to jobs either way ABOVE or way BELOW what I can do.  It's like the choices are either CEO or assistant janitorial intern trainee.  

I'm also with a service that provides resources for resume and brand development as well as networking. 

Brand development? What is my "brand"? 

"I AM DAVE-EL! I HAVE THE MEATS!!" 

Next week, I will be attending a virtual job fair. 

Below is a graphic of an example of what part of this virtual job fair will look like. 

LexCorp? I understand the pay and benefits are rather generous but I'm not on board with that whole "anti-Superman" thing. My cousin Kal-El would be hurt if I took a job at LexCorp.  

Kal-El: So, Dave-El, are you back to work? 

Dave-El: Why, er, yes, cousin. I've got a new job. 

Kal-El: Glad to hear it. Where are you working now? 

Dave-El: Well, this might be hard to hear but I'm working at LexCorp. 

Kal-El: LexCorp? Lex Luthor is my arch enemy! How could you work for LexCorp? 

Dave-El: Uh..... er.... that is.... well....  I have the meats?  

In addition to being able to sleep whenever I damn well want in the middle of the day, I think I've just become so accustomed to my current state as described by Bachman–Turner Overdrive in "Takin' Care of Business":

"Look at me I'm self-employed. I love to work at nothing all day."  

OK, that's enough with this blog post for today. I've got to go do some important things, you know. Stuff like... well..

This.