We Won't Have Madison Cawthorn To Kick Around Anymore

Watching the Republican Party in it's race to the bottom, I have felt some relief that certain really profound idiots were not my problem.

• Marjorie Taylor Greene? Well, thank God I don't live in Georgia. 
• Lauren Boebert? Well, thank God I don't live in Colorado. 
• Ron Johnson? Well, thank God I don't live in Ohio. 
• Elise Stefanik?  Well, thank God I don't live in New York state. 
• Madison Cawthorn? Well, thank---oh fuck! I do live in North Carolina! 

In the Republican Party race to the bottom, Madison Cawthorn had his foot on the gas.

• Cawthorn was stopped on two separate occasions  trying to bring a gun onto a plane. 
• There are calls to investigate if Cawthorn is involved in an insider trading scheme.  
• Multiple women have accused him of sexual harassment.
• He accused Nancy Pelosi of being an alcoholic even though she doesn't drink.
• He called Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy a “thug.”
• He claimed his colleagues take cocaine and hold orgies.

That last one really got the Republicans all stirred up in a tizzy. Everyone knows no Democrats were talking to this fucking idiot which means by default the only people talking to him were Republicans and that means it was Republicans inviting him over for sex and drugs.

Apparently the wives of Republican congressmen were all freaked out about these cocaine sex parties.

Ted Cruz was upset because he was never invited to the cocaine sex parties.  

Cawthorn later copped to Kevin McCarthy that it was all just bullshit.   

And speaking of bullshit, the voters in Cawthorn's district had enough of his and voted him out in last week's Republican primary in the 11th Congressional District.

An incumbent losing in their primary election is virtually unheard of.  This is how bad a fuck up Madison Cawthorn is to accomplish just that, losing to  N.C. state Sen. Chuck Edwards.

Cawthorn's loss came about because the Republican Party decided this fucker had to go.

Which means the Republican Party...

1) can recognize stupidity, 

2) knows crazy when they see it, 

3) and can do something about it.

Except when they don't. 

Yeah, I'm talking about Donald Trump.

Bad news, everyone. Trump post coming up later this week.

Meanwhile, here is a picture of Madison reacting to his election defeat.