Florida Man

Tuesday night, Donald Trump announced his intention to run for President in 2024. 

It made the front page of the New York Post.

"FLORIDA MAN MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT, Page 26" has got the best burn on Li'l Donnie.

There was a time when the Rupert Murdoch owned New York Post was all in for Donald Trump. 

Now? Eh, not so much.

Fox News was carrying Trump's announcement live Tuesday evening. 

For awhile.

Then Sean Hannity and his buddies took time away from Trump's speech to talk among themselves, checking in to see if Donald said anything interesting. 

He didn't. 

It should be noted that no one of any importance was in attendance during Trump's big announcement. Not even the most obsequious of sycophants in Congress were there. 

Hell, there's some question if Donald Trump was there.

Li'l Donnie was dull, listless, mumbling through the usual litany of grievances. To Trump, the worst insult is to be called a "loser". Coming in a close second is to be called "boring". 

So...

This motherfucker of a loser was boring. 

Of course Donald Trump really doesn't want to do this. 

But as always the case with Lil Donnie, pride goes before the fall. 

He already made a big deal that he was going to make a big announcement on November 15th.  His ego would not permit him to back down, even in the aftermath of the poor showing for the Republican Party in last week's midterm election by Trump endorsed candidates.

(While the Democrats will have control of the Senate, the Republicans did manage to squeak by to take control of the House. Despite the slim margin of victory, expect Republicans to act like they won in the landslide and have a mandate to fuck shit up.) 

Trump also thinks running for President and being President will protect him from the shit storm of legal woes heading his way for so many, many reasons.  

I think Florida Man is in for a majorly rude awakening.