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Thursday, August 8, 2024

Blog Classic:THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!

Hi there! 

I originally prepped this post when Hurricane Florence tore through back in September 2018.  

It's one my favorite posts and I thought I would dust this one off as Tropical Storm and/or Hurricane Debby pushes through North Carolina today.

If you're feeling a bit overwhelmed by the around the clock coverage on the Weather Channel and CNN on what this storm is up to and what it will do next, let me offer the services of my blog as a one stop source for what you need for hurricane coverage. 

Presenting...


THE 
I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU 
WEATHER CENTER!   

In studio, we have selected some of the finest meteorologists who can provide a keen and intelligent assessment of the weather as well as rocking short skirts. 

And we have an intrepid reporter out in the field bringing you up to date reports on what the hurricane is doing right now. 


THE 
I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU 
WEATHER CENTER!   









You are watching.... 


THE 
I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU 
WEATHER  CENTER   

You may have questions about mesothelioma. 

How exactly do you pronounce mesothelioma? 
How will mesothelioma affect my loved ones? 
Do I in fact have any loved ones? 
Am I really so much of an asshole that no one loves me?
 What can mesothelioma do about that?  

When you have questions like these, be sure to consult your doctor to find out if mesothelioma is right for you.  

Now back to our hurricane coverage on.... 


THE 
I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU 
WEATHER CENTER!  











You are watching.... 

THE 
I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU 
WEATHER CENTER!   





Now back to our hurricane coverage on.... 

THE 
I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU 
WEATHER CENTER!   








Thank you for joining us at...



THE 
I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU 
WEATHER CENTER!   



Seriously, does Al Roker work here now? 

Cause we do not have the budget for Al Roker!
  
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Back tomorrow for an ALL NEW post of Your Friday Video Link!

Friday, September 14, 2018

THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!

Hi there! You might be a bit stressed out about Hurricane Florence and you're feeling a bit overwhelmed by the around the clock coverage on the Weather Channel and CNN on what this hurricane is up to and what it will do next. 

Let me offer the services of my blog as a one stop source for what you need for hurricane coverage. 

Presenting...


THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!   

In studio, we have selected some of the finest meteorologists who can provide a keen and intelligent assessment of the weather as well as rocking short skirts. 

And we have an intrepid reporter out in the field bringing you up to date reports on what the hurricane is doing right now. 


THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!   









You are watching.... 


THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!   

You may have questions about mesothelioma. 

How exactly do you pronounce mesothelioma? 
How will mesothelioma affect my loved ones? 
Do I in fact have any loved ones? 
Am I really so much of an asshole that no one loves me?
 What can mesothelioma do about that?  

When you have questions like these, be sure to consult your doctor to find out if mesothelioma is right for you.  

Now back to our hurricane coverage on.... 


THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!   











You are watching.... 

THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!   





Now back to our hurricane coverage on.... 

THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!   








Thank you for joining us at...



THE I'M SO GLAD MY SUFFERING AMUSES YOU WEATHER CENTER!   



Seriously, does Al Roker work here now? 

Cause we do not have the budget for Al Roker!  

Monday, June 15, 2026

Monumental Stupidity Part 1: What's In A Name

On the matter I posted about yesterday that Donald Trump said there would be a deal to end his war with Iran yesterday.

I made several guesses about this alleged deal. 

One of those guesses was this: 

There will be an agreement that will put Iran in a more powerful position that it had before Trump started his war but hey, it's an agreement, Trump made it so Trump will say it's great and anyone who says different is committing treason and the United States won!  

So there was an annoucement there was a deal.  Li'l Donnie was sketchy on the deets but here's what is understood so far:  

The deal likely returns the region to a status that existed before the war, but with thousands of people dead and Iran wielding a new source of negotiating pressure with its ability to influence shipping in the strait. 

So the "agreement that will put Iran in a more powerful position that it had before Trump started his war"? Yeah,that one.

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Donald Trump is gone! 

So long, suckah

Well, his name is gone, removed Saturday morning from the Kennedy Center.   

Scaffolding in place to begin the process of removing
Donald Trump's name
as a crowd gathers to celebrate.


A crowd gathered at the Kennedy Center at 3:00 AM to cheer the removal of der Führer's name from the bulding.  Thousands more were watching on a livestream.

The actual deadline to remove Trump's name was 11:59 PM Friday but a delay was approved  due to inclement weather.

Workers hung up a curtain over the front of the building to spare Trump the humiliation of seeing his ego being violated.  

Those gathered at the Kennedy Center gave an eager, enthusiastic Times Square on New Year's Eve countdown ahead of that curtain being dropped, revealing the restored front of the Kennedy Center freed from it's Trumpian defilement.   

All this occurred after U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper ruled in May that Trump just can't slap his name on shit.   

“The Kennedy Center’s organic statute makes crystal clear that the Center is to be named for President Kennedy, and it cannot bear any other formal name or public memorial based on the Board’s unilateral say-so.  Congress gave the Kennedy Center its name, and only Congress can change it.”

The ruling made it clear that Trump's name had to come off of EVERYTHING: the building, the programs, the stationary, the website.  

Trump responded to the ruling with magnaminous goodwill and respect and I'm just fucking with you.

Li'l Donnie whined about it like the goddam motherfucking fragile bitch he is.

“Can you imagine? A Barack Hussein Obama Judge named Christopher Cooper has stopped a magnificent structural and aesthetic rebuilding of The Trump Kennedy Center where Millions of Dollars of material, marble, furniture, steel, air conditioning, heating, and so much else was ordered, or soon to be ordered, with the end result being a structure that would no longer be in a potential state of collapse, rusted, rotted, and rat and bug infested, to one that would be the Finest anywhere in the World.”

Would it surprise you to hear there is no independent verifiable assessement of the Kennedy Center being "in a potential state of collapse, rusted, rotted, and rat and bug infested"

IF the Kennedy Center was truly in such a state, it seems fixing it would be a priority regardless of whose name is on it.

It's as if the important thing to Donald Trump was not the center or it's legacy but slapping his name on something in a vain attempt at burnishing a legacy we all know history will not be kind to.

That's not the only vanity project that has caught Li'l Donnie's attention and I'll have a post about that going live in 2 hours.  



Sunday, December 18, 2016

Disney Daze - Part Six


Hi guys! You know the drill, right?




So let's do the thing! 

First of all... the weather. 

Except for the heavy mid-day rain at EPCOT on Tuesday, we had enjoyed very nice weather in Disney World with moderate temperatures during the day in the low to mid 70s.  Pretty comfortable for the most part. 

But Friday saw a significant change in that pattern as the daytime high for that day never got above 60. Granted, nothing we couldn't handle with an appropriate amount of layering. Nevertheless, it was a decree of cold in Florida we weren't fully expecting to deal with.  

So Friday morning began with me shivering at a bus stop at Old Port Royale waiting for a bus. I wasn't too picky. Either a Magic Kingdom or EPCOT bus would connect me to the monorail when would take me to the transportation center where I would call the car care center to pick me up which you may remember from yesterday's Disney Daze post had been left for repairs.  

The first bus that came along was for the Magic Kingdom so I hopped on board.

I haven't addressed this before but I should note that Disney buses have music playing in the background, Disney music natch. Some buses seem to have the music louder than others. As we're in December, the music was Christmas songs usually sung by performers associated with Disney shows and movies.

The music on this bus seemed particularly loud to me. Maybe the early hour and the bitter cold made me less conducive to have Disney holiday cheer inflicted upon my person.

Suddenly, a loud, shrill beeping noise came blaring from the bus. I turned my head to see the driver frown at something, then he pushed a button and the beeping stopped.

A family near me were commiserating about the cold weather. Apparently they're from Michigan and they know about cold in Michigan. What was cold in Orlando FL is a pleasant day in Michigan. But still, one doesn't escape the brutal cold of Michigan just to enjoy the lesser cold of Florida. No, one comes to Florida for a haven of spring or even early summer in a nation otherwise gripped by fall or winter.

Suddenly, a loud, shrill beeping noise came blaring from the bus. Again. I turned my head to see the driver frown at something. Again.  Then he pushed a button and the beeping stopped. Again.

But within mere seconds, we could sense the bus slowing down as the driver eased our Magic Kingdom to the side of the road. The bus came to a stop as the driver turned off the engine. OK, this is not boding well but at least that incessant Christmas music was gone.

The driver advised us that we had to stop and wait for a replacement bus. It seemed that the check engine light came on. 

Ah, the check engine light found me, even when I'm not driving or in my own car. I think this might be irony. 

Then the Christmas music starts up again and I think this might be hell. 

Right, the bus can't get us where we want to go but it can still play Christmas music. As long as we have our priorities straight.  

Eventually we are rescued by another bus and I resume my schedule of connecting transports before I am finally delivered to the Disney Car Care Center and I recover my vehicle and return to the Caribbean Beach Resort.  But my problems with buses are not over yet. 

Today's plan was to get the family over to Hollywood Studios. We skipped our Mickey waffles since we had an early 11:20 lunch reservation at the 50's Prime Time Cafe. Then after we did stuff over at the Hollywood Studios park, we had a late dinner reservation at Mama Melrose's Italian Ristorante and we would cap off the evening with a show of Mickey's Fantasmic.   

So the family and I join others at the Old Port Royale bus stop as we waited for the Hollywood Studios bus to arrive. Other buses for other parks came and went but no bus for our destination. There's a courtesy phone at the bus stop and one of the other guests made a call to find out what was going on. After the call, he said he was told that the Hollywood Studios bus was running late but would be by in about 10 minutes. 

20+ minutes later and there's no bus. And my carefully crafted series of dining reservations and Fast Passes were falling to naught. So this time I made the call and found out something very interesting. The Hollywood Studios bus was not running late.
The Hollywood Studios bus was missing! 

I was assured that a bus was being sent right over and everything would be sorted out. I addressed the assembled throng at the bus stop (do 8 people make a throng?) to advise what was happening (yes, the bus is missing) but a bus is on its way (yes, I know they said before).  

After 10 minutes, not a single Hollywood Studios arrived. 

It was three Hollywood Studios buses. 

Feast or famine, eh? 

We finally arrived at Hollywood Studios but 90 minutes late for our lunch reservation at the 50's Prime Time Cafe. They were cool with the whole bus schedule debacle but we still had to wait about a half hour for a table.  I gotta say, once we were seated, the stresses resulting from various transportation woes were nearly all forgotten. 

This dining establishment is designed to look like a diner from the 1950's that is ostensibly run by a woman known as "Mom". Mom makes really good food but she runs a tight ship. For example, no elbows on the table. The wait staff are in character as tough but caring personas who are more than willing to bring you dessert but firmly expect you to finish your vegetables first. Trust me, this is a fun place to eat. 

The decor is all cutting edge stuff from the 1950s with black and white TV sets all over the place playing clips from classic TV  shows. 




And the food? Wow! I had a cheddar and apple stuffed pork chop that I would dare say was better than almost anything I have ever eaten before. My wife and daughter were just as enthusiastic over their fried chicken. For dessert, Andrea had an apple crumb bake which looked just perfect for a cold day like we were having. But Randie and I opted for the chocolate peanut butter cake and if I never have another dessert for the rest of my life, I might be OK with that because that cake was just too good to ever be topped.   

The problem with eating so much and so late was there was no way we would be ready for dinner before the Fantasmic show. With some considerable effort by phone, I was able to cancel that reservation and make alternate plans for dinner AFTER the show that evening. 

OK, I need to gripe a minute. While there are wonderful ways to manage your Disney experience online such as setting Fast Passes and dining reservations, one thing that can't be done online is cancelling a dining reservation. Nope, you gotta call somebody. And here's another glitch. If you cancel a reservation on the day of the reservation, they'll charge a fee of $10 per person. Yes, it could cost me $30 to NOT eat somewhere. In this case, I did not have a problem as I explained the delays with Disney's transportation so the fee was not an issue.  

Now... on with our day.   

To be honest, Hollywood Studios of Disney World's theme parks is probably in most need of a swift kick in the pants. The Muppet's 3-D show, the Great American Movie Ride and the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular are pretty much unchanged since our previous visits to the park. They remain enjoyable, especially the Indiana Jones show; but there's a sense that Hollywood Studios needs to be more relevant. 

Which is why its surprising that there's virtually nothing connecting to Marvel Comics. You can find Marvel merchandising everywhere but any actual shows or rides are not to be found. The changeover of Tower of Terror to a Guardians of the Galaxy attraction is a step in that direction but is still many months away from being realized. 

What is carving out a significant chunk of real estate at the park is Star Wars. The long time fan fave simulator ride Star Tours has gotten an upgrade (Finn and BB-8 are part of the ride's video segments) and there are other Star Wars related attractions including a light saber duel re-enactment featuring Darth Vader and Kylo Ren against someone who looks a lot like Rey and a lucky chosen member from the audience. 

Since this was our last full day in the park, we did some much delayed souvenir shopping. Here's something we did NOT get for Randie.




Yes, we were in Disney World for purposes of celebrating her birthday but yellow birthday mouse ears were a bit much for her. 

As a big fan of the film Moana, Randie had to get something from the film so she winds up buying Hei Hei, the chicken who is so stupid, it thinks rocks are food.   



And somehow, I wound up in a Disney Santa hat.







A Minnie Mouse Santa Hat. Not Mickey. Minnie. 

It takes a strong man to wear a Minnie Mouse hat. 

And me. I will also wear a Minnie Mouse hat. 

So this brings up to the grand finale for our stay at Hollywood Studios, Mickey's Fantasmic. Not quite as epic and large scale as the evening light show at EPCOT, Fantasmic is still nonetheless a brilliant and entertaining show, combining lasers, fire, video images, live action performers and, of course, fireworks, Fantasmic is major battle between Mickey Mouse and the dark, sinister forces that populate some of DIsney's most iconic films. Spoiler alert: Mickey wins. It was an amazing show.  

But things were not ending on a really high note as I had to call to cancel another dinner reservation. The lady on the phone noted that because I was cancelling this the same day as the reservation, I would be charged $10 per person. I protested that I didn't think this was fair as I was having to cancel the reservation because one of our party was sick. 

What?! 

To be continued. 
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Since today is Sunday which is typically a Doctor Who day, the 5 PM post (that's Eastern Time in the United States) will be a Doctor Who post as we look forward a week towards the Christmas special for 2016 and address the question of what makes a hero. And is the Doctor a hero? We'll chat about in the 2nd post for today. 

12 hours after that, it's Disney Daze - Part Seven. What illness has befallen the El family? Who is, in fact, sick? What of the journey back home? These questions and more will be addressed in the post coming up Monday morning.

Until then, remember to be good to one another.   


Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Tuesday TV Touchbase: WandaVision, Snowpiercer

 


WandaVision

Is Wanda Maximoff the villian of WandaVsion? 

In the idealized, sitcom version of Westview, it is clear that Wanda is at the center of this construct but how much in control is she?

As we saw in episode 6, the further out from the center of the town, the population is less active, either engaging in repetitive actions or simply frozen in place. And the residents are painfully aware of their plight even as they remain unable to escape it. 

Vision finds Agnes in a car, staring straight ahead at lonely stretch of road that goes to nowhere. As established in previous episodes, Agnes is aware of her role in this hyper actualized reality but how and why? 

Meanwhile, the "return" of her brother Pietro is cause for confusion and concerned. Pietro is portrayed by Evan Peters who played the super speedster in the X-Men movies but not in Avengers: Age of Ultron. Wanda is surprised by Pietro's appearance in Westview and also by his "recast" with a different face.  

And Wanda confesses she is not entirely sure how this version of Westview came to be or how exactly she is doing what she is doing. But even without answers to how and why this world exists, Wanda is damn sure going to protect it and her loved ones within in it. 

When Vision breaches the Hex barrier that encloses Westview, he begins to disintegrate. In a show of power, Wanda expands the Hex field to reconstitute Vision and draws the SWORD encampment outside of town into her version of Westview.  SWORD becomes a circus and its agents are turned into clowns. 

While Wanda Maximoff is clearly at the center of this Westview creation and clearly there are unwilling participants in this fantasy land, it is not clear exactly what Wanda's involvement is. The best guess is there is another power at work, manipulating Wanda's powers and her grief. 

The most prevalent guess online is that it's Mephisto as work. New to the MCU, Mephisto is a long time antagonist in Marvel Comics as Marvel's version of the devil. 

Snowpiercer

There may be hope for the frozen Earth. The climate is warming enough to create snow. 

To know for sure we'll require SCIENCE!

As Snowpiercer continues it's trek around the globe, weather balloons will be sent up to collect data from around the world. 

This data will be transmitted to a science station in the Rocky Mountains. 

Someone who knows what the fuck they're doing needs to operate the weather station. 

Melanie Cavill is the someone who knows what the fuck she is doing. 

So Snowpiercer is diverted to a dangerous section of alternate track to get Melanie as close to that science station as possible. 

Here are the alternate scenarios of what will happen to Melanie.

1) Melanie Cavill will die on her trek to the science station.
2) Melanie Cavill will die at the science station if it is unable to sustain her upon her arrival. 
3) Melanie Cavill will die if resources run out before Snowpiercer can return a month later.  
4) Melanie Cavill will die on her trek back to Snowpiercer. 

Alex, Melanie's long lost daughter, arrived aboard Big Alice with a full head of disdain for her mother. As the moments tick down to Melanie's jump from the train to what the numbers indicate will be her certain doom, Alex is starting to know her mother better and begins to regret that their time together is growing short. 

Meanwhile, Mr. Wilford is giddy beyond all reason that the cards are so stacked against Melanie's survival. Never mind she is on a mission that is of utmost importance to everyone on the train and thus everyone on Earth. All he cares about is that Cavill stole Snowpiercer from him and damn it, she needs to pay for that. 

We're getting a good look at why Melanie Cavill thought it best to keep Snowpiercer and the fate of all humanity out of Wilford's hands in the first place.  Wilford is a cold, manipulative sociopath is prepared to have people die in deference to his own twisted needs and in service to his ego. 

Meanwhile, revolutionary turned political leader Andre Layton is juggling trying to hold Mr. Wilford's nefarious ambitions in check while still running a fragile society not fully healed from the fractures of revolution. 

To add to the number of things on his to do list is the unexpected return of Josie. Back last season when Melanie Cavill was still trying to maintain order on Snowpiercer with the fiction that Mr. Wilford was alive and well up in the Engine Eternal, Melanie tortured Josie to get intel to surpress the uprising from the Tail. In the course of that torture, Josie was frozen to death. 

Or it seems, appeared to be frozen to death. Josie is a medical car, her flesh burned by sub zero temperatures. Among the things pissing Josie off is that Andre is working with the woman who tortured her. 

Andre Layton is trying to maintain order and calm while getting assailed on all sides: the first class residents who resent losing to the tail during the revolution; the Tailies who resent Andre for being slow to deliver on the promises of democracy; pro-Wilford forces who see Wilford's return as a good thing; and Wilford himself. 

And he's now doing this without Melanie Cavill. Yes, she was his opponent in the revolution but Andre Layton recognizes that Melanie Cavill is someone who knows what the fuck she is doing. 
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Heard last week that Brooklyn Nine-Nine is on it's way out. Between the impacts of racial injustice protests against the police and the pandemic, the 8th season of Brooklyn Nine-Nine was seriously behind the eight ball. 

The good news is that Brooklyn Nine-Nine will get to make it's farewells but not in the current television season. Season 8 will not drop until sometime during the 2021/2022 cycle and it will be for only 10 episodes. 

Unlike the shock abrupt cancellation of Brooklyn Nine-Nine by Fox after it's 5th season, I am bit more magnanimous about this news. While I am grateful for NBC rescuing the show, I found the 6th and 7th season have lost some of Brooklyn Nine-Nine's spark and a kind of rote familiarity has settled on the proceedings. 

I was happy to have merely adequate Brooklyn Nine-Nine that none at all but I think it is time for the 99 to say good-bye and thankfully it gets to do so on it's own terms. 

OK, that is that for today's post. Until next time, remember to be good to one another and keep it down, would ya? I'm trying to watch some TV over here.   











 

Banana Time

  You know what the bananas mean. Yep, it's time for a blog break. The  blog will be back: On Friday, I will have a post on the 25th ann...