I know this should be when the Star Trek post goes up.
Well, be patient, it's coming in about 3 hours.
In the meantime, it's important to remember there is a war on.
Or not?
Let's see....
Yesterday, Donald Trump said an agreement with Iran would be signed on Sunday.
Which is today.
Forgive me for not being too excited about THAT announcement.
Prior to this on at least 38 seperate occassions, der Führer has issued similar proclamations since he started his wee li'l incursion into Iran back in February.
Here are some predictions of what I think will occur:
- Nothing. Total goose egg. Nada. Zilch! Zip!
- There will be an agreement to agree there should be an agreement and a vague promise to possibly do something about that.
- There will be an agreement that will put Iran in a more powerful position that it had before Trump started his war but hey, it's an agreement, Trump made it so Trump will say it's great and anyone who says different is committing treason and the United States won!
- There will be an agreement that looks remarkably like the one the Obama administration negotiated but Trump tore it up as a bad deal but will now say it's a good deal because Trump made it, etc etc...we won!
- Trump bombs the shit out of some Iranian targets because his birthday outdoor UFC cage match on the South Lawn got rained out and he's in a bad mood.
Oh, that damn thing! The UFC fight on that's happening today to celebrate...AMERICA! EMPEROR TRUMP!
Yes, we are white trash!
I need go talk about that and I don't want to. I'm tired.
You don't pay to get in here and I don't get paid to be here.
And I am...so... tired.
Hey, Trump pal David Ellison is live streaming the event on Paramount+. Maybe I'll sneak in a mention about that into the Tuesday TV Touchbase?
Although I do hate to sully the scared space of the Tuesday TV Touchbase with Grump Trump.
For a comprehensive overview of various Trump fuckery, check out this political cartoon that puts der Führer into space for a fresh perspective on the hell we're living in.

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