More about the matter I posted about yesterday that Donald Trump said there would be a deal to end his war with Iran yesterday.
Another guess I made about it was this:
There will be an agreement to agree there should be an agreement and a vague promise to possibly do something about that.
So there was an annoucement there was a deal.
Li'l Donnie was sketchy on any deet.
But insists the deal is complete.
Hey, that rhymes!
EXCEPT: apparently there is nothing about Iran's access to a nuclear weapon which was Li'l Donnie's most frequent go-to as to why he started his war in the first place.
Iran's nuclear capability still needs to be negotiated.
So "a vague promise to possibly do something about that"? Yeah, we can go with that one too.
Also whatever this supposed deal is actually all about, it is not a done deal until it is signed which will be on Friday.
So there's still time for Pete Hegseth's itchy trigger finger to shoot at stuff.
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My fellow Americans, I feel your pain!
- Gas prices are too high!
- Food prices are too high!!
- Your gummies are weak and you're not high enough!!!
Life is HARD but don't worry!
Donald J. Trump is on the case!
The answer to all your problems is...
Repaint the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool!
There!
Don't you feel better?
I mean, who cares about a little inflation anyway?
OK, that's a whole other mess of bother that I don't have time to get into right now.
Besides...I for one am PROUD to pay more for my hamburger now that our nation's captitol has a nice clean (BLUE!) reflecting pool.
Which I would love to go see in person but, you know, gas prices.
Painting the pool became an obsession for der Führer because the frequently algae filled pool looked bad ahead of America's 250th birthday.
Trump blamed the algae problem on Obama and Biden and decided to fix it with a paint job.
Some background: the reflecting pool was built in 1922 and has quite frankly been a pain in the ass to upkeep since.... 1922.
The pool is, as the name says, a reflecting pool, not a swimming pool. The water is shallow and prone to algae growth.
Also the damn thing leaks.
But it does look pretty. So the U.S. government keeps plugging the leaks and cleaning out the algae.
Trump who thinks he's so goddam clever figures the solution is to coat the bottom of the pool with a dark blue sealant ("American flag blue" he calls it).
SIDE NOTE: One day, Trump called the Lincoln Memorial the Lincoln Monument. Some time later in a social media post of her visiting the reflecting pool, Karoline Leavitt called the Lincoln Memorial the Lincoln Monument. Because that's what Trump said it is.
He hires out (without any competive bidding) some dude he says is really good at swimming pools (it's not a swimming pool) to do the job for $3 million. And the pool will look perfect and we'll never have to fix it again.
According to a statement from the White House, "President Donald J. Trump is an expert builder who has fixed the Reflecting Pool for good, unlike the failed and extremely costly attempt by Obama and Biden."
Trump's $3 million fix cost $14 million.
It still leaks. And...
One week after the pool was refilled, the algae is back.
Which the White House blamed on Joe Biden?
They claim the gunk on the water is residual algae backed up in the pipes from when Biden was President.
There's also this: The water is SHALLOW and prone to algae GROWTH you snivelling syncophantic motherfuckers!!
No matter what color the $14 million paint job on the damn thing in front of the Lincoln Monument. (Fuck! Now I'm doing it!)
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OK, that's two (TWO, damn it!) Trump themed posts in one damn day. Enough is enough.
Well... no!
There's MORE monumental stupidty to address.
I'm back in two hours with another post.
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