Watching Trump Sleep

The topic of today's post is about Donald Trump's propensity for falling asleep during his day time meetings and the repudiation by his minions that he is not falling asleep even though we can SEE him! 

But...

Yesterday, Li'l Donnie threw a temper tantrum on NBC's Meet the Press and quite frankly, I can't ignore that. 

So somewhere during today's post, I will seemlessly integrate THAT development into THIS post.  

Well, I'm kind of curious on how I'm gonna do that.

I'm sure it will be smooth and subtle.  

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Over on MSNOW, Chris Hayes reacted to footage from a White House Oval Office meeting with "How can this be the President of the United States?"

In deference to journalistic fairness, Chris Hayes does concede that it "appears" that Donald Trump is asleep.

I'm not a journalist and would rather be writing tomorrow's Tuesday TV Touchbase so I'll call it: 

That motherfucker is asleep! 

Li'l Donnie is OLD! He turns 80 years old on Sunday, June 14th.  Old people need their naps.  I'm only 63 and I certainly need mine.

Slump Trump (trying out a new nickname) has horrible sleep habits at night. He's up at 1 AM, 2 AM, 4 AM and so on posting to his mildewed moth eaten Truth Social various nonsense rants and AI generated slop.  

Here is a collage of how der Führer spent one night on Truth Social last week.

You and I might look at that and wonder, "Wow! I think Donald Trump might have a problem!"

Don't worry! White House spokeswoman Joseph Goebbels Olivia Wales will come to der Führer's defense.

“Truth Social has never been hotter, and it’s because President Trump offers his unfiltered and direct thoughts to the American people, without the biased media taking him out of context. The American people have never had a president as transparent-"

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

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Donald Trump Throws A Tantrum

On yesterday's Meet The Press on NBC,  host Kristen Welker (yes, it's a woman so you know Li'l Donnie's gonna lose his shit, right?) addressed Trump's claims that election in California last week was rigged and "Dumocrats" are cheating on the election.

“There’s... What? Do you have evidence to support that?” Welker asked.

“It’s — all I have to do is look. All I have to do is look,” Trump replied.

“But that’s not evidence,” Welker reminded the petulant man child sitting across from her. 

Trump repeated his assertion that California election officials  are “crooked” before turning his attack on Welker and her employers. “Just like you’re crooked, your press is crooked. And ‘Meet the Press’ is crooked.”

(You may recall just last week, Li'l Donnie turned his ire on Kaitlin Collins and CNN, calling them "corrupt". And I wrote about it here.  Seriously, guys, you can't just rely on me as your source for news!) 

And Trump went on and on.  “You’re either crooked or you’re stupid. You’re a one-sided crooked network. Sorry. Let’s call it quits because I’ve had enough. Thank you, darling. Have a good time!” 

Grump Trump (another nickname I'm giving a try) stood up and  tossed his microphone to the ground and made a dismissive hand gesture toward Welker.

SIDE NOTE: The site of the interview was in Wisconsin in a farm building with a metal roof. And it was raining.  Apparently we're chalking up Trump's temper tantrum to the irrating sound of rain on a metal roof. Welker said that Trump has agreed to another interview at a later date. 

Really?

You know we could hear him, right?

OK, back to the regularly schedule post still in progress. 

(The White House spokersperson is still talking.) 

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"as President Trump, who shares his thoughts with them in real time on all the important issues of the day. President Trump is a one-of-a-kind leader who has his finger on the pulse of the people better than any of his predecessors.”

Seriously, how do these people sleep at night?

Do they?

Is Li'l Donnie keeping them up at night? 

Recorded incidents that we can SEE of Donald Trump falling asleep during meetings keep piling up. 

A White House spokesperson described what we are seeing as "blinks".  Really!

You know we can see him, right? 

During a hearing on Capitol Hill,  Rep. Ted Lieu asked Secretary of State Marco Rubio about Trump's habit of falling asleep during meetings.

Li'l Marco swore fealty to der Führer and denied Trump ever falls asleep during meetings.

You know we can see him, right? 

Rep. Lieu says "roll the clip" and Rubio watches a montage of all the times Li'l Donnie has nodded off right in front of Li'l Marco.

Excuse me, as Chris Hayes might say, "appear to have nodded off". 

Damn it! I'm not Chris Hayes.   

That motherfucker is asleep!

Because....

You know we can see him, right? 

Me, I gotta stay awake and write tomorrow's Tuesday TV Touchbase.