No Kings Day 03/28/2026

Saturday was another round of "No Kings" rallies around the United States and the world to protest Donald Trump and the general fuckiness of his fucking fuckery.

Gee! Speaker of the House Mike Johnson said we're in the middle of a Golden Age brought to us by his lord and savior Donald Trump.

Johnson said that before giving Trump a golden idol called the "America First Award" 'cause nothing appeases Li'l Donnie like getting awards.  

What pray tell do we have to bitch about? 

Let's see what the "No Kings" website has to say. 

• Masked secret police terrorizing our communities. 
• An illegal, catastrophic war putting us in danger and driving up our costs.
• Attacks on our freedom of speech, our civil rights, our freedom to vote. 
• Costs pushing families to the brink.
• Trump wants to rule over us as a tyrant.

White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson called the protests “Trump derangement therapy sessions" and “the only people who care are the reporters who are paid to cover them.”

So not that big of a deal, I gather? 

Let's take a look around the country and see what's up.

WARNING:  Maureen O’Toole of  the National Republican Congressional Committee had this to say: “These Hate America Rallies are where the far-left’s most violent, deranged fantasies get a microphone!"

So CAUTION: the following may contain disturbing images of hate filled violence.

Saint Paul, Minnesota 

The Memorial Bridge in Washington DC 

"No Kings" Take Manhattan 

Here's more from New York City 

An opinion being expressed in Houston Texas 

Atlanta, Georgia 

Kansas joins in on the fun!

Boulder,CO

Topeka KS includes CATS against Trump! 

And DOGS come out to join the protests in California 

Minneapolis MN 

A No Kings protest in Palm Beach FL outside of Mar-A-Lago? Fuck Yeah!

Back In Washington DC 

It seems White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson may have a point.

Nothing to see here. 

All sarcasm aside, there was A LOT to see here with an estimated total 8 million people showing up for "No Kings" rallies, larger than the numbers from the two previous sets of rallies.

Which stands to reason as things seem to have only gotten worse. Since the last round of "No Kings" rallies, der Führer has ramped up his strident demands to curtail voting rights by pushing Congress to pass the so called SAVE Act and unilaterally sent American men and women into harm's way to START a war he cannot properly explain that has only made the world more unstable and unsafe.   

And the snivelling syncophants who surround him have only gotten even more intense in their cultish supplication to his every whim and appeal to his fragile ego.  Like that damn "America First Award" that Mike Johnson presented to Trump to appease his desperate need for flattery.  

Trump wants act like a king and his minions are more than prepared to treat him like one.

At least 8 million people disagree with that. 

Hopefully that disagreement will express itself at the polls this November and we can finally hold Donald Trump's fat corrupt ass to account.