...that has a place of honor in the lobbies of several Trump resorts.
Except... it's a fake.
There are several tells in the design of the cover that gives it away as a fraud but the biggest flaw is the cover date: March 1, 2009.
Time did not publish an issue on March 1, 2009. he issue cover dated March 2, 2009 featured Kate Winslet on the cover.
I guess I could post the Kate Winslet Time cover but I found a better cover shot of Ms. Winslet.
Now why would a guy who has been on the cover of Time many times for realsies (including his 2016 Man of the Year cover) put a fake cover up for display?
It is possible Trump didn't realize it was fake. Seeing the gushing accolades with his photo, Donald probably thought, "eh, that sounds about right." In the world inside his head, he thinks he's loved and admired by most people.
He's not. But don't tell him that. He thinks everyone regards him with awe and respect so he will not tolerate desent in the ranks.
Which brings us to...THIS!
Donald Trump took time out from playing President to address the terrible scourge that is the MSNBC show "Morning Joe". Hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski were described as “psycho” and “crazy”.
All of us… hate you.
OK, maybe not ALL of us. There are still holdouts in the hinterlands of America’s back roads and back woods.
Fox & Friends really loves you; Steve Goocy is ready to suck your dick and he’ll push that hot blonde number on the couch aside to do it first.
Damn it all to hell, look at them with their smug, self-righteous faces. No wonder people who watch Fox News are always angry: the glare from their teeth induces headaches.
And the Republicans? Well, they may hate you but they’re keeping it down because they gave up their souls for power and they don’t wanna think they gave up their souls for nothing.