How did I NOT know this was happening?
Artemis II launched at Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida yesterday.
And not just some unmanned probe being shot into space but a rocket with actual people.
How did I NOT know this was happening?
Artemis II launched at Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida yesterday.
And not just some unmanned probe being shot into space but a rocket with actual people.
So that post earlier this morning that I was dedicating the blog to the exclusive topic of actor Rachel Brosnahan?
Yeah, I know, it was totally random and just weird.
I thought of doing some kind of strange satire piece around current real world events, politics or some other third thing.
But that's hard to do in a world with Donald Trump and his minions generating their own satire.
These are stories that should be April Fool's stories... but they're not.
TRUMP SPENDS CABINET MEETING TALKING SHARPIES
Yes, the alleged President of the United States gathered the heads of various government agencies and pontificated in detail on....
Sharpies!
Yep, that thick marker Li'l Donnie uses to scrawl his signature on executive orders made for a long winded discussion about how the usual White House ball point pens were too expensive and didn't work and the kids he gave them to as souvenirs didn't know what they were ("Mommy, what is this?") and how the head of the company that makes them offered to make some special for Donald Trump in black with gold lettering for $5 a pop.
Well, that was a good use of everyone's time.
And also....
Newell Brands of Atlanta GA who manufacture Sharpies do not know what the fuck Trump is talking about. There was no conversation between Trump and anyone with the company about making special pens for der Führer.
IRAN GIVES TRUMP A PRESENT
Der Führer claims he and his administration are in talks with Iran.
Iran says ain't nobody talking to nobody.
Li'l Donnie says yes they are and they gave him a present to show their good faith that they are serious about negotiatin'.
It turns out that Iran did let a couple of oil tankers slip through the Strait of Hormuz and this is what Trump was calling "a present".
TRUMP SHOWS OFF A BALLROOM WITH NO FRONT DOOR
While the fucking world is on fucking fire from the fucking war he fucking started, Donald Trump regaled the press on Air Force One with designs for his precious ballroom.
The grand staircase out front does not actually lead to the entrance of the ballroom.
There are too many columns, obscuring a view of the building from the outside and the view of anyone inside looking out.
Stairs on the side go nowhere.
It is too big and too tall.
It's a garish monstrosity.
And Li'l Donnie is so proud of it.
ALSO: apparently, the ballroom will be on top of a secret military complex. Which is not a secret since Li'l Donnie blabbed about it.
No matter how bad things can get in this world, Donald Trump will always find joy in his ballroom.
Unless...
SIDE NOTE: a federal judge made a ruling that construction on the ballroom has to stop until Congress approves it.
Now Li'l Donnie's sad. And mad.
VANCE SAYS ALIENS ARE DEMONS
No, I did not pull that headline from a tabloid.
It's a real thing that a real person really said.
During a podcast interview, J D Vance posited that if extraterrestrial beings really do exist, they are not from outer space.
They are demons.
I'm not making that up. Vance said that.
You know how everyone keeps gleefully anticipating that Donald Trump is gonna die? Well, it happens, then J D Vance will be in charge.
So it would be more of a lateral move than any kind of improvement.
KRISTI NOEM'S HUSBAND IS A CROSSDRESSER
Ok, NOW I'm making shit up, right?
Nope! It's a real story.
Seems the former head of the Department of Homeland Security was caught off guard that her hubby dresses up in women's clothes and hangs out with fetish models online.
It is so hard to come up with a good April Fool's gag in a world so full of fools.
I'm just gonna go back and admire my Rachel Brosnahan post.
It's the beginning of a brand new month and it's also the beginning of a brand new day here at I'm So Glad My Suffering Amuses You.
A major challenge for this blog is a distressing lack of focus. What is this blog about? What is it's purpose?
Comic books, TV shows, politics, movies, all matter of things.
This blog can be so random. And quite frankly, I've had enough!
So that's why I've decided to dedicate this blog to one topic, one purpose, one person.
And that person is Rachel Brosnahan!
I will replace the Tuesday TV Touchbase with a weekly recap of the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel as I analyze this ground breaking series 10 minutes at a time.
Movie Time? We're gonna watch Superman every week!
First of all, a rant about Wheel of Fortune and a repeated stupid move being made by some of the players this season. It happened again last week.
In the final round, if time is running out, the wheel is given a final spin and $1,000 is added to whatever the wheel lands on. In the instance from last week, the wheel landed on $600 so each correct constantant guessed was worth $1,600.
Then each player in turn guesses a letter until someone can solve the puzzle.
Last week, someone who had no money blurted out the answer to the puzzle without choosing a letter first. They got the house minumum (what I call pity money) of $1,000 for solving the puzzle. If they had given at least one letter from the puzzle before blurting out the answer, the player would have won $600 more.
This was not the first time I've witnessed this happening this season and I'm wondering, have these people actually watched the show before?
Enough of the rant. On to the Touchbase.
This is not an easy show to watch.
The violence is graphic and brutal. Lots of blood and broken bones.
Yet somehow I talked Andrea into watching this with me.
It's also not easy due to the really troubling parallels to real life.
Any comparisons between former Kingpin now Mayor Wilson Fisk (Vincent D’Onofrio) and his anti-vigilante task force and Donald Trump and ICE may be just a coincidence.
Or it's the fucking point.
You decide.
Until next time, remember to be good to one another and try to keep it down in there, would ya? I'm trying to watch TV over here.
Saturday was another round of "No Kings" rallies around the United States and the world to protest Donald Trump and the general fuckiness of his fucking fuckery.
Gee! Speaker of the House Mike Johnson said we're in the middle of a Golden Age brought to us by his lord and savior Donald Trump.
Johnson said that before giving Trump a golden idol called the "America First Award" 'cause nothing appeases Li'l Donnie like getting awards.
What pray tell do we have to bitch about?
Let's see what the "No Kings" website has to say.
White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson called the protests “Trump derangement therapy sessions" and “the only people who care are the reporters who are paid to cover them.”
So not that big of a deal, I gather?
Let's take a look around the country and see what's up.
WARNING: Maureen O’Toole of the National Republican Congressional Committee had this to say: “These Hate America Rallies are where the far-left’s most violent, deranged fantasies get a microphone!"
So CAUTION: the following may contain disturbing images of hate filled violence.
| Saint Paul, Minnesota |
| The Memorial Bridge in Washington DC |
| "No Kings" Take Manhattan |
| Here's more from New York City |
| An opinion being expressed in Houston Texas |
| Atlanta, Georgia |
| Kansas joins in on the fun! |
| Boulder,CO |
Topeka KS includes CATS against Trump! And DOGS come out to join the protests in California
Minneapolis MN A No Kings protest in Palm Beach FL outside of Mar-A-Lago? Fuck Yeah!
| Back In Washington DC |
It seems White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson may have a point.
Nothing to see here.
Welcome to This (Non) Sporting Life, a blog post about sports by a guy who does not care or know much about sports.
But I do know this: basketball games are 40 minutes long.
Which is an important piece of information.
In today's NCAA Men's Tournament Game between Duke and UConn, Duke was winning after 39 minutes and 50 seconds.
Which is great!
But...
What's that important piece of information?
Let's say it together: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
NO! Not THAT!
Say THIS with me: basketball games are 40 minutes long.
So....
At 39 minutes and 50 seconds, Duke had the ball and a 2 point lead, 72-70. All they had to do for 10 seconds was keep the ball away from UConn and Duke wins and advances to the Final Four.
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
This game is pretty much over, ain't it?
Except....
Basketball games are 40 minutes long.
And UConn steals the ball.
And some UConn player named Braylon Mullins heaves a desperation shot at the basket. Oh, there's NO way that ball is.....
Nooooo! It didn't! It couldn't!
IT DID?!?!
IT WENT IN!
For 3 points!
UConn is up 73-72.
What the unholy hell was that?
I mean, 39 minutes and 50 seconds and... and... and...
Damn it! Basketball games are 40 minutes long.
Now if there is a sense of deja vu in this post, well, it's because the same goddam thing happened back in February when Carolina snatched victory from the jaws of defeat with a last second basket from Scott Trimble.
And the conclusion I came to then?
Damn basketball games are a damn 40 minutes damn long!
Damn!
OK, so the bad news is Duke has lost and been denied a shot at the national championship. And that sucks.
The good news is I can finally stop caring about sports.
It really is out of character for me.
I had hoped today's Star Trekking post would be of a more celebratory nature as I posted about this remarkable era of peak Star Trek creativity.
But I am writing this post under a shadow, a shadow of doubt, of uncertainty and regret.
Last week, Paramount announced that Star Trek: Starfleet Academy would NOT be renewed after it's 2nd season. A 2nd season that has been shot and according to scuttlebutt from series insiders ends on a cliffhanger.
While we face the prospect of life in Star Trek's 32nd century may end unresolved, there is the matter of life in Star Trek's 23rd century with Star Trek: Strange New Worlds coming to end after it's 4th and 5th seasons, seasons that have been shot and completed.
For the first time 2017, there is no Star Trek project happening right now.
2017 was when Alex Kurtzman and his production company Secret Hideout took the reins of the Star Trek franchise and gave us a lot of new Treks to go on.
Instead of a Movie Time post, we've got....
...we've got Banana Time.
So what happened?
Hell if I know.
I had my laptop perched on my lap while watching the Duke/St. John's basketball game and I was heading down the homestretch on a Movie Time blog post about a movie that was released March 27, 1937 called The King and the Chorus Girl.
There was a king.
And a chorus girl.
That much I knew.
Oh, and the screenplay was by Groucho Marx.
Yeah, that Groucho Marx.
Despite writing from one of the Marx Brothers, I recalled the movie wasn't really that funny or good.
But damn it, I was getting a blog post out of it.
But while typing, I notice my screen was blank.
All the text I was writing as well as pictures and graphics were gone.
I have no idea what key stroke I made to cause that to happen and no efforts on my part were successful in retrieving anything I had created.
Apparently typing on my laptop on top of my lap was a bad idea.
Hey, what happened with the Duke/St. John's game?
<INSERT SCORE HERE>.
...
Psst! Hey....
It still says....
<INSERT SCORE HERE>
....
Whoops! Sorry.
After putting me through 2+ hours of this is too damn close, Duke pulled out the win over St. John's, 80-75.
So Duke gets to play another day.
And I have to continue "caring" about sports.
My favorite You Tube resource for all things comic books is Sasha Wood and Casually Comics.
Her particular interest in silver and bronze age comics and the bizarre minutae found in those classic stories makes for some interesting and funny analysis of this beloved medium.
Your Friday Video Link post today spotlights Sasha's take on some specific oddball topics.
Like Cyclops of the X-Men using his deadly dreadful powers to cut cake!
What was Hawkeye's purpose in the Avengers?
Apparently to bitch at Captain America every damn minute. Sasha explores what that's like.
Over at DC, Sasha examines one of Batman's most unusual villains, the Eraser.
Click here for her earlier Eraser video .
Sasha Wood pokes around at the first adventure of the Elongated Man as the newest member of the Justive League of America. The JLA vs. creatures made of .... putty!
One last video where Sasha has a personal annoucement.
Congratulations, Sasha!
I was saddened to hear that artist Sam Kieth passed away last week. He was 63 years old.
I'm gonna be 63 this April so when someone my own age dies, well, it does make you think.
Sam Kieth (and no that is not a typo, the "I" does come before the "E") drew the first 5 issues of Neil Gaiman's Sandman.
I'm not sure why Sam Kieth was only on Sandman for so short a time but I imagine the rigors of producing this detailed artwork on a monthly basis may have been a bit much.
But those 5 issues made quite an impression and set the tone for all the other artists who followed him.
| Art from Sandman#4 |
Sam produced art for Batman including several covers and some interior art.
Sam Kieth also brought this distinctive style to Marvel Comics, illustrating Wolverine.
Sam's most notable work on his creator owned series in produced for Image Comics, The Maxx which was also turned into an animated series that ran on MTV.
Maxx is a vagrant, a "homeless man living in a box" who is helped by a social worker named Julie.
In an alternate reality, Maxx has a monstrous powerful form where he serves as protector of another version of Julie known as the Leopard Queen.
Mike Sterling described the series as "a tale about trauma, abuse, mental health, and the very nature of imagination and reality. It was weird, it was funny, it was emotional, and it was unique."
Unique is a most apropos word for Sam Kieth's body of work.
Sam had Lewy body dementia and it was complications from this disease that took his life on March 15th.
And the condition also silenced an incredible talent.
God bless you, Sam Kieth, and rest in peace.
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