Today's topic: Top Ten Numbers Between 1 And 10.
And here we go!
#10 4 It's a 5 wannabe with no real pizzaz. The number 4 - what is it good 4? Absolutely nothing!
#9 9 Oh, you think you're hot stuff but any trio of 3's can do you job! Can I be benign to the number 9? As the Germans say, I say "Nein!"
#8 2 You think you're too cool for school! No, you ain't too good for us! The number 2 - too bad, too sad, too too!
#7 5 Hanging out in the middle of the pack, talking less, smiling more! The number 5 ain't alive!
#6 8 You're such a pretentious little number with your precious little infinite moebius loop. You're making me nauseous, number 8, like something bad that I ate.
#5 7 You're such a lucky number, you should rank higher but I think the fame's gone to your head.
#4 3 If you want more than 2 but you don't want a crowd, 3 is your dude!
#3 6 The number 6 is cool and hot! Damn! 6 is sick! 6 is sexy, yo!
#2 10 Double digits, baby! The number with the big boy pants! We would not have a Top 10 with out 10!
And finally, the #1 number between 1 and 10....
#1 1 The big dog! The numero uno! The primovera of numbers! How can there even be a #1 with out 1! Number 1, you are the 1!
And this has been Top Ten Numbers Between 1 And 10.
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