Welcome to another edition of Countdown to Christmas 2024 which is fueled by rage, frustration, anxiety, depression and just a good old plain fuck it all!
So today we will attempt to alleviate all that with...
SEX!
That dancin' violinist Lindsey Stirling prances and cavorts about as she and sultry singer Sabrina Carpenter turn "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" into a sexy (SEXY!) time.
I think I might be too old for sexy times.
Here's more Sabrina Carpenter from her Netflix holiday special.
Objectively speaking, I think this counts as sexy.
Does this "Jingle Bell Rock" scene from Mean Girls count as sexy?
I'm too old to tell!
I'm too old for sexy times!
<breaks down crying>
I'm outta here.
More Countdown to Christmas tomorrow.
Hey! That present may not be wrapped pretty but it's @#$%^! wrapped, OK?
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