The War For Mar-A-Lago: A Parable

Trump Says Putin Should Be Allowed To Keep The Land He Has Seized In Ukraine

Get a load of this bullshit from that motherfucker Donald Trump: 

“It is time to stop the killing, and make a DEAL! Enough blood has been shed, with property lines being defined by War and Guts. They should stop where they are. Let both claim Victory, let History decide! No more shooting, no more Death, no more vast and unsustainable sums of money spent. This is a War that would have never started if I were President. Thousands of people being slaughtered each and every week — NO MORE, GO HOME TO YOUR FAMILIES IN PEACE!”

Li'l Donnie has always seem to cast Russia's assault on Ukraine as some kind of mutually decided upon war to gain some commonly sought after benefit.

Country A wants Thing X.

Country B also wants Thing X.

Country A and Country B go to war to decide who gets Thing X.

The war ends when either Country A or Country B prevails on the battlefield and gets to claim Thing X as the spoils of victory.

Huzzah!

Or... 

Reaching a stalemate on the battlefield, both Country A and Country B realize they need to work on some kind of deal on who is going to get Thing X.

This is the kind of war that goddam fucking idiot Donald Trump keeps trying to present as the conflict in Ukraine.

That ain't it.

Country A (Russia) wants Thing X.

Country B (Ukraine) IS Thing X.   

Russia ATTACKED Ukraine.  

Ukraine is fighting back against the attacker.   

Being a bully himself, Trump sees the path to peace as just letting Russia have what it wants. 

"Give me all your lunch money and I won't punch you in the face." 

Manipulated and deceived by Vladmir Putin, Trump keeps defaulting back to this position: Ukraine should just give up and there will be peace.

Maybe if someone invoked this parable with Li'l Donnie, he might finally get the point.

The War For Mar-A-Lago: A Parable

Deciding he would like to live in a sunnier clime, Barack Obama gets a shit ton of money from George Soros to hire a private army and attacks Mar-A-Lago.

Donald Trump's own private army fights back against Obama's forces.

The battle is brutal and harsh but Obama is able to secure rwo bungalows at Mar-A-Lago.  

Trump is all "HELL NO! You can't have any of my stuff!" and orders his private army to keep fighting.

Obama says "HELL NO! I want the whole damn thing!" and orders his private army to keep fighting.

Smoke billows out over Trump's tropical estate as the golf greens turn red with blood.

Someone (I don't know, say Chuck Shumer?) approaches Trump with this deal: if you just let Obama keep the two bungalows he's already stolen from you, the war would be over.

Would Donald Trump take that deal? 

Of course not.

So why does Trump think Ukraine's President Zelensky should?

Just let Russia have what it stole and the war will be over?

Trump met with Zelensky on Friday.

Guess what Trump did before he met with Zelensky.

He had a two hour phone call with Putin.

Where Putin gave his little toadie his marching orders.

"Give me what I want and no one gets hurt."  

Obviously Li'l Donnie thinks that's a good idea.

That line used to work all the time at Jeffrey Epstein's parties.

(Ooh! I did not go there. Yes. Yes, I did.)