Hello! Regrettably, today's post is about Donald Trump.
After Spain defeated Argentina 1-0, Trump showed up at New York's MetLife Stadium at the FIFA World Cup final to present the trophy and ruin everyone's fun.
Let me quote what the crowd had to say about that:
Anyway....
On with the regularly scheduled program.
Last week, Li'l Donnie Trump decided to put on his Presidentin' Pants and stake out some prime real estate on television to present a message from the White House on a matter of utmost importance.
Whine like a bitch about the 2020 election.
You might think Trump's war with Iran that's spinning out of control would be something to command his attention but from what I can tell, that little dust up he started in the Middle East? Yeah, he's bored with that. Despite the continual loss of American lives. (At least 3 U.S. service members were killed this weekend.)
Hey, remember how all the MAGA faithful fell in line for their lord and savior because shit cost too much in 2024? And how he promised that he alone would could make prices come down? And now in 2026, shit costs MORE? Hey, you dumb motherfuckers, that shit ain't on Li'l Donnie's radar.
His delusional mind tells him he has created a goddam golden age of America and everything is great and wonderful and your hamburger costs LESS no matter what your eyes tell you at the grocery store.
Trump's net worth has grown exponentially since he returned tot the White House with all the insider trading and foreign entities buying up his goddam bitcoin to curry favor and influence. For Li'l Donnie himself, I guess it has been a fucking golden age.
You have to pay more for food and gas? Fuck you!
der Führer has more important things on his mind.
Someone as "wonderful" and "perfect" as himself could not have lost the election in 2020.
He could not have disappointed his dead daddy by losing an election.
So he clings to his fantasy that big ol' meanies took his precious election victory from him to make him look bad.
The vaunted address to the nation offered nothing new, just more spewing of his baseless accusations of a rigged election.
Trump claimed he declassified a bunch of documents that would prove his point.
These documents were posted on the White House website and... well, I'll be damned those documents do have some information about election interference.
- By the Russians.
- To make Joe Biden looked a like a criminal.
- And help Trump win.
Gee, Li'l Donnie did NOT mention that in his speech.
Trump did mention China and the docs do reference China's intent to put their thumb on the scale of our electoral process because they really did not want Trump to win.
But those some documents provide nothing to show China acted on that intent.
Did Donald Trump not read these documents first?
Don't be silly! Of course he didn't.
Poor li'l Donnie can't read.
Another things these documents do not do is point to any of the alleged weaknesses in election security that Trump whines about that he claims "Dumocrats" use to steal elections.
Trump takes out the "B" in "dumb" because he says people don't know there's a "B" in "dumb".
Well, I guess his people might not know that.
Trump used his speech to again push for the Senate to vote for the SAVE Act and abolish the filibuster if that's what it takes to pass it.
Would it surprise you there is nothing in this so-called "evidence" Trump presented that alludes to any of the problems the SAVE Act is supposed to address?
The SAVE Act would require proof of citizenship to register to vote and severely curtail conviences to citizens like mail in voting.
Be all you can be...
It's invigorating!!
It's lemon scented!!!
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