Joe and Li'l Donnie Down In the Schoolyard

So what is Li’l Donnie Trump up to now?

 

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018

 

OK, what brought that on?

 

Earlier this week, at a rally at the University of Miami attended by a sexual assault awareness advocacy group, former Vice President Joe Biden said he would "beat the hell out of" Trump if they had been in high school together and if he heard him demeaning women.

 

If we were in high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him," Biden said to applause. "I shouldn't have said that, but then I was told that's just locker room talk. Well, I've been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life, I'm a pretty damn good athlete. Any guy who talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room. For real!

 

The former vice president's comments were in reference to 2005 footage from "Access Hollywood" showing Trump bragging about crude and degrading behavior toward women. Trump later dismissed his remarks as just "locker room talk."

 

This is why it doesn’t pay to get clever with stupid people. 

 

Notice Li’l Donnie says that Biden “threatens me…with physical assault”, present tense.

 

Please review Bien’s remarks.  “If (supposition, not fact) we were (past tense) in high school (Joe & Donnie were not and are not in high school together), I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him (proposition based on supposition that IF Joe and Donnie had been in the past in high school together, he would have at that time, not the present, beat the hell out of him). 

 

In response to Joe’s remarks on what a physically violent encounter in the past would have gone down, Li’l Donnie’s retaliation is “Actually, he is (present tense) weak, both mentally and physically”.  

 

Of the two remarks, only Li’l Donnie is making a present tense insult or a threat if you want to view it that way. 

 

While Joe Biden said “If we were in high school”, Li’l Donnie Trump acts like he’s still there.

 

No wait. That’s giving Trump too much credit. Let me try that sentence again.

 

While Joe Biden said “If we were in high school”, Li’l Donnie Trump acts like he’s still in kindergarten. No wonder Li’l Donnie feels threatened by Joe, that big ol' high school bully.