It IS the Heat AND the Humidity

I just spent the last two days in the eastern part of North Carolina, specifically Greenville where the temperature was  232 degrees and the humidity was at 1,000%.

OK, I exaggerate.

Slightly. 

The Dave-El fam was away from the comfortable confines of the Fortress of Ineptitude to get orientated for my daughter's future collegiate life at East Carolina University.

Why Randie chose to attend college in Satan's armpit is beyond me.

OK, to be fair, ECU seems like a wonderful institution and Randie is enthusiastic about college life there. So good for her. 

Still, any venture outside renders the human form a sweaty pool of goo. 

Our business in Greenville concluded Tuesday which meant we got to abscond before the oppressive heat and the overwhelming humidity was joined by the toxic stench of Donald Trump. 

This goddamn fucking racist moron has selected Greenville as the sight for one of his goddamn fucking racist moronic rallies in front of an adoring audience of goddam fucking racist moronic mouth-breathing idiots. If my impression of ECU is any indication, Trump's team is going to need to bus these goddamn fucking racist moronic mouth-breathing idiots from the surrounding countryside. 

Whatever.

My main point for today's post is this: It's too damn hot! 

It's not the heat, it's the humidity? Fuck that!

It IS the heat AND it is the humidity!!