Last week from upon his toadstool in Swamp Mar-O-Lago, Donald Trump called in to Fox News for a regular airing of his grievances,
During this call, Li'l Donnie identified the two greatest threats to America.
1) Canada. Trump says Canada is very unfair.
2) Windmills.
What the fuck is this guy's problem with windmills?
Trump says windmills "kill everything".
He really will not let this go.
Did a windmill kills his parents in an alleyway when he was young?
What is this guy's deal with windmills?
Jimmy Kimmel would like to know.
“Donald Quixote strikes again! Why do you think he hates windmills so much? Maybe they’re messing up his hair, I don’t know.”
Kimmel's perplexed by the Canada thing but has a theory.
“What is his problem with Canada? I bet Celine Dion refused to sing at his birthday or something and he never forgot it.”
Of all the things that Americans really have to worry about, Trump thinks the biggest threats facing us today are Canada and windmills.
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