Nothing Could Be Finer Than Crazies In North Carolina

My home state of North Carolina has been getting a lot of national press lately.   

The rest of the country is finding out what we already knew here in the state, that the Republican candidate for governor is an ignorant, repulsive, morally and legally deficient fucking moron. 

Way to make us proud, Mark Robinson. 

"Nothing could be fine-ah 

Than crazies in Carolina 

On the ballot!"

The most recent scandal surrounding Robinson is a CNN expose of his activities on porn sites where he described himself in the comments section as a "Black NAZI!"  

I know we're all shocked by that revelation: Porn sites have comment sections? 

In addition to describing himself as a "Black NAZI!", Robinson also expressed a desire for the return of slavery and pondered that he would buy some slaves for himself. 

Does Mark Robinson know he's black?  

Also guess what his favorite kink is?

Transgender porn. 

Yep, the same guy who has decried transgender people as "filth" digs watching transgender people doing it.

Mark Robinson is from here in Greensboro NC where he had a favorite porn shop he would go to almost every day.

It's probably that porn store on Gate City Blvd. which is a block away from the former site of Toys 'R' Us. 

It's not like I've been there. It's right there on the side of the road in plain sight. 

I have NO desire to go in there.  At the very least, it's gotta smell bad in there.  

Robinson was such a regular that he would bring in pizzas for the staff and customers.  

You know, everyone is entitled to their adult consensual kinks but Robinson's sexual predilections are in marked contrast to his moral high horse from which he conducts his political campaign. 

The same man who says abortions wouldn't be a thing if women learned to keep their skirts down can't control his own impulses. 

How did Republicans get stuck with this moron?

Well, 1 answer is Donald Trump. 

Trump still believes in this simple calculus:

• Black people vote for Democrats.    
• But black people vote for black people.
• Get a black Republican on the ballot. 
• Black people will vote for the black Republican.

Robinson voiced his support for Donald Trump and the great lie that the 2020 election was stolen. 

Robinson gets Trump's endorsement.  

But Trump alone only explains part of the problem.  

The Republican dominated state legislature with the imprimatur of the Republican dominated state judiciary has jerrymandered the hell out of voting districts in North Carolina, districts where it is virtually impossible for Republicans to lose. 

With zero motivation to seek Democratic votes, Republican candidates are in a race to the right, to see who can be more extremely MAGA, more devoted to Donald Trump. 

Which plays very well during the primary season.

And fucks up the party something bad during the general election.   

Even before the most recent scandal revelations from CNN, Robinson has been trailing Democrat Josh Stein in the polls by a lot.  

And this could help Kamala Harris. 

Harris has been polling well in North Carolina, either in a statistical dead heat with Trump or in some polls even pulling ahead.  

I've already seen Harris' ads here in the state tying Donald Trump to Mark Robinson with video clips of Trump praising Robinson side by side with some of Robinson's crazier bull shit.

Is it possible Mark Robinson could cost Donald Trump a win here in North Carolina?  

Nothing could indeed be finer than beating Trump in Carolina! 

I dare to hope it could be true.