"The Scottish Play" is a euphemism for the William Shakespeare play Macbeth. According to a theatrical superstition, called the Scottish curse, speaking the name Macbeth inside a theatre, other than as called for in the script while rehearsing or performing, will cause disaster.
I'm calling this post "The Scottish Post" because a Scottish newspaper elected not to call by name the motherfucking piece of shit who visited their shores.
In case it's not clear, "motherfucking piece of shit " = Donald Trump.
Over the weekend, Donald Trump decided to take care of some personal businesss on the taxpayer's dime.
He loaded up Air Force One for a jaunt across the Atlantic to check on the golf courses he owns in Scotland.
He tacked on a visit with the British Prime Minister to make it look like official business but mostly, the American taxpayer is shelling out fucking $10 million so Li'l Donnie can fucking play golf in fucking Scotland.
No, I do not think I used the word "fucking" too much.*
*Yeah, a meeting with the president of the European Union was also slotted in there when she flew to Scotland to meet with Trump at his Turnberry gold resort to announce a trade deal.
Li'l Donnie thinks people in Scotland love him.
Here's David Tennant offering a counter argument on behalf of the Scottish people.
"We fuckin' DON'T!"
You go, David!
This David feels the same way.
In advance of Li'l Donnie's visit to Scotland, Scottish newspaper The National gave us this headline.
There was a poster on Tik Tok who issued a challenge to MAGA: which part of this headline is factually incorrect?
Much like Macbeth is called the "The Scottish Play", The National avoids "calling the convicted felon" by name. Or calling him a "Republican leader" instead of "President".
It is the policy of this blog to not put the word "President" in front of "Donald Trump". Maybe if he ever fucking acts like a real President, I might reconsider.
Instead of "President", my preferred descriptor for Donald Trump is lying, petulant, bullying, unintelligent, sociopathic, dishonorable, treasonous, gutless, moronic, heartless, soulless, slimy, loathsome, vile, incompetent, psychotic, crooked, disgusting, reprehensible, revolting, horrible, malicious, obnoxious, hateful, small minded, despicable god damn, motherfucking piece of shit!
Yeah, that is a lot and I still forgot "racist" and "misogynistic" and "incoherent" and "idiotic" and... and...
"Scum" and "Smelly"! Thank you, angry people of Scotland.
Jesus, the people of Scotland hate this guy!
Trump’s late mother, Mary Anne MacLeod, was born on the Isle of Lewis in Scotland. Trump claims he feels at home in the country.
The people of Scotland feel differently.
Amy White, 15, of Edinburgh, attending an anti-Trump protest with her parents, said "So many people here loathe him. We’re not divided. We’re not divided by religion, or race or political allegiance, we’re just here together because we hate him.”
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