The Return of Wally the What The Fuck Frog

It's Wally the What The Fuck Frog.

"What the fuck?" 

So the House of Representative passed the 2024 National Defense Authorization Act, which raises pay for service members by 5.2% while also blocking abortion coverage, Pentagon diversity initiatives and transgender health care. 

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy punctuated passage of this bill with this statement: “We don’t want Disneyland to train our military."  

McCarthy added the legislation “ENDS the wokism in the military.”

Does Kevin McCarthy think Disneyland is the source of all woke? 

Does McCarthy think Goofy is making our troops gay? 

"What the fuck?" 

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This is like an SNL sketch.

If only it were. This is our real life.

We also have other "What the fuck" moments to report.   

There was debate in the House over an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act that would gut funding for Afghan aid to millions of Afghan women and girls suffering under Taliban rule and to Afghans living in poverty and in need of humanitarian relief.

The amendment to remove this funding was done under alleged concerns of the aid designed to help those in need under the oppression of the Taliban could actually wind up on the hands of the Taliban.

But Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Fla.) offered a different reason for eliminating this humanitarian aid.  "I couldn't help but pull out my pocket constitution and couldn't find anywhere where it says we need to fund programs for humanitarian aid for women and children in Afghanistan." 

Wally, I believe you have a question.

Yeah, what the fuck? 

If it's not in the Constitution, we don't do it? 

Cars are not in the Constitution but we makes laws governing their safety and fuel efficiency.

Anna Paulina Luna is not in the Constitution. Does this mean you do not exist? 

Not all the "What the fuck" was going on in Congress.

Over at Fox News, Jeanine Piro demanded to know "Why is Hunter Biden always in our face? We shouldn’t have to deal with him constantly in our face.”

Wally? 

What the fuck, indeed! 

This is from a woman on a network that will not shut the hell up about Hunter Biden for 5 minutes!   

• Mediaite checked the transcripts and found Hunter Biden’s name has been uttered on Fox News 393 times since July 1st. 
• The Daily Beast noted his name’s use on the network some 1,300 times over the past month ― compared to under 300 on CNN and MSNBC over that same period.

Really?!? Jeanine Pirro of Fox "News" wants to complain about the ubiquity of Hunter Biden? 

Seriously?!?!