Trapped in a world he is not designed to cope with, Dave-El (the true Kryptonian name of alleged Earth creature David Long) writes about comics, Doctor Who, politics and whatever damned thing pops into his unbalanced mind.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
#Headlines For Tuesday, March 12, 2013
again per the demands of thousands..er, hundreds? dozens? OK, no one, let's do
that #Headline thing in 5...4...3...2...
“Cardinals make grand entrance into Sistine Chapel” Cue dry ice, laser show and
announcer: “Give it up y'all FOR THE CARDINALS!”
2.#Headline “Black smoke rises
from Vatican, signaling no decision on pope” OK, which son of a bitch burned
the damned crepes again?
pope contender is charismatic, 'angst
free'” Meanwhile, filmmaker ANG LEE
says “Pick me! I have my own doves & everything!”
“Martian rock points to life-friendly conditions, NASA says” The rocks are
pointing at a Martian Starbucks.
5.#Headline “Family,friends share
poetic letters from George HW Bush” In love, I am JUST a student but I think sex with you WOULD be prudent.
“'Get me out': Golfer plunges into Illinois sinkhole” Could he be more
specific? Out of the sinkhole or out
“Napolitano on sequestration budget cuts: 'Our
turnip is pretty dry'” Their turnip does have a sort of wry sense of humor.
8.#Headline “New mom Snooki: ‘I
don’t have motivation to party” And I still don’t have motivation to give a
fuck about Snooki.
Charles: Becoming a grandfather makes me feel old” I thought being married to Camilla already took care of that, Chuck!
10.And finally #Headline “Creating tiny black holes
isn't all that hard” So said the unassuming computer geek WHO DESTROYED THE
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