Wednesday, March 27, 2013

#Headlines for Wednesday, March 27, 2013

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If you have come over from Twitter (https://twitter.com/DayWayLo), you may look below and say, "Damn, Dave-El, it's the exact same unfunny #Headline shit you do on Twitter!"
 
Well, I beg to differ; these #Headlines are different.
 
This shit is in color!
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1. #Headline Court skeptical on DOMA law Scalia & Thomas note DOMA was not in the original Constitution so it needs to go.
2. #Headline Justice Kennedy: DOMA may violate states' rights States should have the right to be assholes without federal help.
 
3. #Headline Evangelical leader: Religious freedom is at stake So who’s left in the Bible to hate on? Know any Philistines?
 
4. #Headline Pope chooses simple apartment over regal Vatican suite It’s closer to the Vatican City Hooters.
 
5. #Headline Fourth sinkhole opens near Tampa Sinkholes used to be so hip, now they're popping up everywhere.
 
6. #Headline Florida school apologizes for 'Jesus'stomping Were the kids involved gay? No? OK, you’re forgiven. Just don’t be gay. OR stomp Jesus, that too.
 
7. #Headline Republicans upset with their own party Well, gosh darn it, Cindy forgot the clam dip & Brad bought sub-par vintage wine.
 
8. #Headline Will Prince William lose his job?”     Or maybe he'll only be demoted to Assistant Prince
 
9. #Headline How did dinosaurs do it? Very carefully And only with the lights on. (I have NO idea where I was going with that one)
 
10. #Headline ’Unpredictability’ makes Kim Jong Un dangerous That and his pool of mutated North Korean super piranhas!
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