#Headlines for Wednesday, March 27, 2013
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If you have come over from Twitter (https://twitter.com/DayWayLo), you may look below and say, "Damn, Dave-El, it's the exact same unfunny #Headline shit you do on Twitter!"
Well, I beg to differ; these #Headlines are different.
This shit is in color!
1. #Headline “Court skeptical on DOMA law” Scalia & Thomas note DOMA was not in the original Constitution so it needs to go.
2. #Headline “Justice Kennedy: DOMA may violate states' rights” States should have the right to be assholes without federal help.
3. #Headline “Evangelical leader: Religious freedom is at stake” So who’s left in the Bible to hate on? Know any Philistines?
4. #Headline “Pope chooses simple apartment over regal Vatican suite” It’s closer to the Vatican City Hooters.
5. #Headline “Fourth sinkhole opens near Tampa” Sinkholes used to be so hip, now they're popping up everywhere.
6. #Headline “Florida school apologizes for 'Jesus'stomping” Were the kids involved gay? No? OK, you’re forgiven. Just don’t be gay. OR stomp Jesus, that too.
7. #Headline “Republicans upset with their own party” Well, gosh darn it, Cindy forgot the clam dip & Brad bought sub-par vintage wine.
8. #Headline “Will Prince William lose his job?” Or maybe he'll only be demoted to Assistant Prince
9. #Headline “How did dinosaurs do it? Very carefully” And only with the lights on. (I have NO idea where I was going with that one)
10. #Headline “’Unpredictability’ makes Kim Jong Un dangerous” That and his pool of mutated North Korean super piranhas!
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