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"House GOP Cheers Speaker's Intransigence" Well, after someone finds
a dictionary to look up the word "Intransigence".
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#HuffPostHop "Jan Brewer Accuses
Administration Of Punishing Arizona" When it gets really hot this summer,
be sure to blame Obama, OK?
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"Mysterious 'Structure' Spied In Monster Black Hole" A massive mound
of single socks that have escaped from dryers for years
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"School Allegedly Fires Pregnant Woman For Premarital Sex" Well, she
ALLEGEDLY had sex; be sure we have all the facts first..
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"Ted Cruz To Deliver Keynote Address At CPAC" Ladies & Gentlemen,
the rising political star of 1954, Ted "Commies!"
Cruz!
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"Another Huge 'Downton Abbey' Departure" Angrily declaring,
"I've HAD it with this shit", the Abbey itself packs up & leaves.
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"Atlanta Housewife Calling It Quits?" They need more time to get back
to whatever it is they don't do.
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That's another alleged installment of #HuffPostHop,
an allegedly funny look at @HuffingtonPost
headlines. I allegedly wish you a good day!
BONUS! #HuffPostHop posts from February 26th, (Hey, how did that sequester thing turn out?)
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"Immigration Releases Detainees As Spending Cuts Loom" Can't we at
least WAIT until the apocalypse b4 releasing Road Warriors?
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"Obama Gun Control Package Likely To Be Broken Into Pieces" with
Wayne LaPierre of the NRA standing over it with a hammer.
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"Sequester Looms... 'Prepare To Suffer'" I do believe that's in the
book of Revelations..... or something Stephen King wrote.
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"Texas Battered By 'Crippling, Historic' Blizzard" Maybe Rick Perry
should pray harder?
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"'The Road To A Lawless Society Is Being Paved'" Well, we can't
expect Mad Max to ride down a bumpy dirt road, now can we?
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"Top Romney Adviser Makes Very Belated Admission" Apparently Mitt is
considering suspending his Presidential campaign...maybe.
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"14 Things Successful People Do On Weekends" I'm guessing none of
those things involves the word "masturbate".
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"6 Misconceptions About The U.S.-Mexico Border" One is that if you
run for the border, you get shot, you don't get Taco Bell.
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"Anne Hathaway's Nipples Steal The Show On The Oscars Red Carpet" Is
this woman completely incapable of wearing undergarments?
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"Chris Christie Snubbed By Conservatives" Apparently Christie has the
gaul to not actually read the script sent over by the GOP
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"Danica Patrick Makes More History" Not once at Daytona did she stop
to ask for directions. (That joke would've killed in 1957)
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