#Headlines for Sunday, March 24, 2013

Howdy! Howdy! Howdy!
It's Palm Sunday today. The harbinger of Easter as spring spreads forth across the land all....

.....cold, wet and grey?

I guess spring got it's budget cut in the sequester too, huh?

OK, what's going in the world this weekend? Oh, look! We have #Headlines.  Enjoy!
_________________________________________________________________

#Headline “Senate passes budget with $1 trillion tax hike” They settled on a trillion after the Senate couldn’t agree how many zeroes were in a gazillion

#Headline “'We're brothers': Pope meets ex-pope for lunch” "Hey!You took the last drumstick, Francis!" "Stop punching me, Benedict!"

#Headline “Ex-police chief to plead guilty to stealing cop funds” You know, the rules should be clearer that stealing from fellow cops is frowned upon.

#Headline “Chef who cooked wife's body gets 15 years to life” He can get that reduced if he reveals his secret herbs & spices.

#Headline “Budget mess forces NASA to hold up on outreach” Future astronauts will be recruited & trained by the makers of Axe Body Spray.

#Headline “Europe, Cyprus locked in game of chicken” If Cyprus wins, they get to eat the chicken.

#Headline “Lohan won't be charged for New York bar fight” Lindsey gets to fight in New York bars for free!

#Headline “Health reform turns 3, with hardest part yet to come” All the dead bodies from the people Michelle Bachmann says Obamacare will kill.”

#Headline “Meteor puts on a show for eastern US” The meteor sang a collection of classic songs & engaged in funny banter with the audience. Good times, good times.

#Headline “Kristen Stewart, One Direction win Kids Choice” Remember, KIDS are our FUTURE, the same kids who voted for Kristen Stewart so..fuck you, future!
_________________________________________________________________

OK, that's it for #Headlines today.  Hope you enjoy your Palm Sunday. 
And it's a BIG day for men's college basketball as the NCAA tournament continues.

GO DUKE!

 

And what the hell? GO CAROLINA and MIAMI too! Go ACC!
_________________________________________________________________

For the actual stories behind the actual headlines, go to http://www.nbcnews.com/
 
And I am also on Twitter at https://twitter.com/DayWayLo