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#ImTiredOfHearing
those blood curdling screams from the basement. Really, how long does it take a
mutant alligator to eat 2 teenagers?
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Also #ImTiredOfHearing my so-called fellow scientists
mock my experiments with alligator mutations. There are no useful applications?
Ha!
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And #ImTiredOfHearing banks turn me down for
funding of my experiments. "No marketable use for mutated
alligators," they said. The nerve!
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I would
say #ImTiredOfHearing my girlfriend whine
that I spent too much time on my experiments ¬ with her. But I fed her
to an alligator.
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I honestly
can't say #ImTiredOfHearing my lab assistant say ,
"Yes, Master, I shall fetch another victim." Some things just never
get old.
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However #ImTiredOfHearing him breaking test tubes
& beakers. Dammit, those cost money! Maybe I should feed some of his toes
to the alligators?
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Sometimes #ImTiredOfHearing the snapping &
roaring of the mutated alligators in the pit. Oh, why didn't I mutate bunnies?
Bunnies are quiet.
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#ImTiredOfHearing
my mother nag me! "You should do something with your life!" "I
am, mother! These alligators will not mutate themselves!"
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#ImTiredOfHearing
the voices in my head: "Mutate the alligators! MUTATE THEM!" Shut up,
voices! I'm working on it! You're NOT my mother!"
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Finally #ImTiredOfHearing this police officer
read me my rights. Apparently its illegal to feed people to mutated alligators.
Who knew?
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