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#HappyStPatricksDay
but I'm stressed out: It's been St. Patrick's Day here for 12 hours & I
haven't had one beer! NOT ONE BEER!
2. #HappyStPatricksDay
but I'm stressed out: I don't have any corn beef and cabbage in the house!!
(Why did I let the holiday slip up on me?)
3. #HappyStPatricksDay
but I'm stressed out: I haven't decorated the holiday shamrock!
4. #HappyStPatricksDay
but I'm stressed out: I haven't wrapped the St Patrick's Day presents and OMG!
I'm out of green foil wrapping paper!
6. #HappyStPatricksDay
but I'm stressed out: Why isn't TBS running a 24 hour marathon of The
Matchmaker with #JaneaneGarofalo?
8. #HappyStPatricksDay
but I'm stressed out: WHERE THE HELL IS THE BEER?!?!
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#HappyStPatricksDay but I'm stressed out: I need to dye my hair red! No, green!
No, red! Green! Red! Green! Arrrgghh!
10. #HappyStPatricksDay
& I'm stressed out but I'm going to work out that stress by getting into a
fight with someone. Aye, I feel better already!
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Here's hopin' you have a safe 'n' happy day o' wearin' o' the green......
See, Hal and Ollie have gotten into the spirit of St. Patrick's Day!
And speaking of "green" and "Patrick"
Yeah, I don't know if this is exactly what it means to "get your Irish up" but it works for me.
Later!
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