I’ve been asked to deliver a toast at the wedding of my third cousin. There are a couple of problems with that. One is that I will not be able to attend the wedding. Actually, I don’t know when the wedding will be, I just know I will be busy…then. Still, the family is insistent that I give this toast; something about having “all my teeth” and “being articulate” and “having no restraining orders against me.” So I’ve agreed to record my toast in advance.
Tip of the hat to Karen Miller on Twitter and her funny hashtag,
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