Sunday, March 17, 2013

#Headlines for Sunday, March 17, 2013

"Rand Paul wins straw poll; Rubio second" It's OK, Marco. Romney also came in behind the crazy person & it all worked out, right?
"Wisconsin governor rouses CPAC crowd" Good thing he brought his air horn.
"Palin re-emerges to lash GOP establishment, Obama" Getting a tongue lashing from Sarah Palin is not the sex fantasy it once was.
"Palin's full speech: 'Obama, you lie'" Great work! She memorized 2 of those 3 words. (She needed a little help with "you")
"Coulter delivers jokes, barbs at CPAC" Nice to see the GOP appealing to that all-important crazy blonde drag queen demographic.
"Israel to grill Obama over Iran military strike" Before you grill him, you might want to check if Obama's kosher.
"Disney bans kids under 14 from entering parks alone" "Wait! They could before?" remark shocked and now disappointed pedophiles.
"Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas" And not just any ninjas but they were teenage and mutant and, oh yeah, turtles.
"How Pope Francis chose his name" Magic 8 Ball?
"Bat-eating spiders are everywhere, study finds" A SyFy Channel exec just had an idea for their next uber bad Saturday night movie
That's it for . Happy St. Patrick's Day when everyone is Irish & that could not BE more annoying. Remember to drink irresponsibly

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