#Headlines for Sunday, March 17, 2013

#Headline "Rand Paul wins straw poll; Rubio second" It's OK, Marco. Romney also came in behind the crazy person & it all worked out, right?
 
#Headline "Wisconsin governor rouses CPAC crowd" Good thing he brought his air horn.
 
#Headline "Palin re-emerges to lash GOP establishment, Obama" Getting a tongue lashing from Sarah Palin is not the sex fantasy it once was.
 
#Headline "Palin's full speech: 'Obama, you lie'" Great work! She memorized 2 of those 3 words. (She needed a little help with "you")
 
#Headline "Coulter delivers jokes, barbs at CPAC" Nice to see the GOP appealing to that all-important crazy blonde drag queen demographic.
 
#Headline "Israel to grill Obama over Iran military strike" Before you grill him, you might want to check if Obama's kosher.
 
#Headline "Disney bans kids under 14 from entering parks alone" "Wait! They could before?" remark shocked and now disappointed pedophiles.
 
#Headline "Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas" And not just any ninjas but they were teenage and mutant and, oh yeah, turtles.
 
#Headline "How Pope Francis chose his name" Magic 8 Ball?
 
#Headline "Bat-eating spiders are everywhere, study finds" A SyFy Channel exec just had an idea for their next uber bad Saturday night movie
 
That's it for #Headlines. Happy St. Patrick's Day when everyone is Irish & that could not BE more annoying. Remember to drink irresponsibly
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