Here are #Headlines from my Twitter feed today. (See https://twitter.com/DayWayLo)
v What's up, my Twitter brothers & sisters? What's going on in the world? Let's find out! It's #Headline Magic in 5...4...3...2...
Ø #Headline "Michael Vick enrolled in dog training classes" Well, Michael's grades weren't all that good & this was the best he could do.
Ø #Headline "Cruise ship runs aground in Norway" Ship's captain was pining for the fjords. (PINING?! For the FJORDS?!)
Ø #Headline "TSA to allow small knives on planes" In case we need to defend ourselves against teeny tiny terrorists.
Ø #Headline "Jon Stewart taking 'Daily Show' break to direct film" Meanwhile Craig Kilborn taking a Redbox break to rent a movie.