Friday, December 6, 2019

Something Weighing On My Mind


So there’s this TV commercial for Spectrum cable and internet services. It has two women who are comparing satellite versus Spectrum cable.

 

The satellite woman says she gets “tons of HD channels”.

 

The Spectrum says she also gets “tons of HD channels” and a bunch of other stuff.

 

Now, here’s the thing: exactly how many “HD channels” do either of these women get?

 

Both only define the quantity of their access to HD television as “tons of HD channels”.

 

How many HD channels constitutes a ton?

 

Exactly how much does an HD channel weigh?

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